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lmao, Batman  -- I been think sayy na correct batman movie e dey watch oo








wldu visit the hospital?

h20

me!

I always know wht I'm going to get when I open a box of Chocolate  . . . . I know I'm going to get a chocolate.

lol,

3 days ago,






wldu watch a cartoon?

mukina2:
Gbam!
Ditto

who is that

I ate too much pepper  now my mouth,  my hands and my tummy burns

make I tell u make u go deal with am 4 me abi??

lol, . . . na one pikin when been dey ask me out when me been dey 4 Nigeria oo, I told him "no" but he kept commin
soo one day I finally told him to "come back 2morrow" --- knowing that 2morrow was d day me and me family would be leaving\left for Portugal 
I thought 3 - 4 years was a long time, but awouch! it passed soo fast, now me is goin back and he is still alive -- seriously how do u face such?
lol, ok


I am forcing myself to read Eragon! --I don't want to read it because they said d second book is not as good as d first, soo y bother??

I don't know where my phone is right now 

I haven't had breakfast . .  . because I just woke up  -- who wakes up at 11:17 am? -- abeg, I dey enjoy me holiday jor

Already - DMX

Mat

I will give u to my baby sis to deal with u!








wht if I was u neighbour?

Rockindick

will ask him to shut up or u will start ur own dance by force!

2? --3? --1? abi na 4?






which country eats the most bread?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Me too

[b]I forget lots of things all the time.[/b]Am not good with names or faces. A person needs to stand out for me to remember
Instead of holding a grudge, the person ceases to exist in my mind
Am watching The Batman right now [/color]

My little bro asks tooooo many questions! --I just answer him "yes" even before he finishes his sentence ----Gosh, If he fail his exams, I'm sure 2 blame!

I'm going back to Nigeria realllllllll soon!    

There is someone I will be runing\hidding 4rom when I get back.

Uncles!?? --How I go remember his face wen u dey bring all of em in the night!??

And erm . . wen u introdues am to me, u been tell me sayy his name was erm . . . erm . . .

mukina2:
laydee

berra start right away


Nellito
why naw
which one of ths uncles? them plenty so i nor fit remember which
but please pammy is bad for you . .
leave it to your aunties and me .

if you stop drinking . . .i promise to take you on our business trip to Zonal 5670
you will get plenty of money from all the relatives dere

Now u are talking, make I go plant myself 4 rehab!

Mumsy, forget about my teeth! --I don use this teeth bite elephant yansh when I just dey 2 sooo it strong dey kampe!
Auntie . . . me nor drunk naa   --- me just dey fly 4 pluto na magic them dey call am nobi drunkenness

oh, Mumsy, Iice no dey talk 4 me oo *burbs*   ---- Infact nobi she teach me pammy  *staggers to stand on her feet*  
na thattttt uncle when u carry come one certain time when u sayy make me respect am, naa that one nahim teach me pammy --Auntie Iice just dey help coach me sha --Auntie tell am naa


Look, I dey look 4ward to this una business when una dey discuss, because me need cash urgently oo!

mukina2:
Pikin mii don't be doing this to mummy naw [s]after all the candy bribe, you stil ldey talk [/s]

i have never given you pammy before

I nefa tell u say I don qualify 4rom Candy?? -- I wan tha new thing wen u and Iice dey sip now!!!
If not I go tell all those ur secret 4 eirybody!

* comes in with two bottles of pammy on each hand*--*yawns* ---------------
*Good morning mumy and Auntie
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Una two no wan tell me wetin una dey dope on abi!??  
Na which blings and puppies Mukina dey talk about like that!??   --And Iice abeg na which Zone be 5670 in Neptune!??  

Una go kill man pikin with laughter!

anywayz my Diapee needs changing! *yawna* --now wich of u be me mama again sef?? Cuz I don dey see double, me when be pikin still dey 4 pammy, u two don reach another level, make una continue to dey keep am secret, I go discover  

very small jeans short, and an over sized t-shirt

sima:
OptimumPhenomena

I bow!

English
----I used to know how to speak Igbo b4 I left Nigeria, but not anymore, but I still understand anywayz --awww wht a shame!
Portuguese
Spanish

no, which means: 45  . . . and half! 

What is (was)  your (the),
First name: -- Ify
Gender: -----------------Female
Favorite food(s): ---------- I don't have any --maybe Pizza?
Favorite color(s):   --------- don't have any, but when it comes to fashion, I go black
Future child's names:------- Leonor
Sign or b-day: -----------------Libra
Favorite number: ------------- 5
Biggest fear: ------------------ to ever see a snake, meet a snake --anything snake!
Favorite quote: -------------- If something is too hard to do, then simply don't do it. ( by Homer Simpson )
Obsession(S): ---------------- Shopping! shopping!
Addiction(s): ------------------- Shopping! - shoes, trousers etc
Biggest turn off: --------------  self centered people
Biggest turn on:   -------------- people with good sense of humor or a mysterious person that would give me a tough time to crack
First thing you notice in the opposite sex: ----- the way he is dressed, looks, then attitude
Last book you read: -------------------- Kiss the dust

Preferences,

Chocolate or vanilla: --- Chocolate
Hot or cold: ------------------Hot
Coke or Pepsi:   -------------Coke
Truth or Dare: --------------Dare
Rightie or Leftie: -----------rightie
20/20 vision or glasses: 20\20 vision
Big or small:  -- Big


Do you,

Speak another language: -------------------------yes
Own your room or share with sibling: ----------share
Have a sibling(s): -----------------------------------------yes
Think that God should be male or female:-------- Male
Think that God should be white or black:  -----------both
Like your handwriting: ------------------------------------yes
Type fast or slow:-------------------------------------------fast
Think you're beautiful/cute: --------------------------------Beautiful
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears"  and the likes in case you don't know):   ---------yes

Misc,
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: -----------my friends and d peeps I left in Nigeria
Are you straight/gay/bi: -------------------------------------as straight can be!
Piercings: -------------------------------------------------------yes, my ears?
How tall are you: ---------------------5'6
How tall do you wish you were:  -------------- 5'5
What would you change about yourself: --------------- maybe height? . ,  just maybe
What wouldn't you change: --------------------------- my personality and sense of humour -- my legs!
THE END.  Whew, that was long!

Iiceee u better change oo!! --- Don't worry, when I invite u come me wedding u will be forced to dress in a "pink dress" !!

OMG,  I'm officially a geek!    ---------





aiight, kiddin, lol this is even more boring than hearing my history teacher speak!

oh God! lmao!

* free use of the word f.uck* and see as all of una jump in! -- There's no post here without d F word.
I dey go call Seun 4 all of una!

See as una wicked reach!!!

@ poster,

Don't worry jor! --I'm rolling with laughter! 

S.P.Vano:
Just what I wanted!

porr guy!! lmaao! -- now I'm seriously laughing! -- lol,

onyinye2:
what you rather me say i would shoot the guy in the arm or leg?? or d!ck?

just a lil help,

Oh! lmao!!!!!!   -- Steve na ur Granny b that!?? y u nor talk?? She hot naa -- it won't be hard at all to set her up!


Cesk, y u dey fall?? I nor hot!??

@ topic


u nor get hands!??




Will u walk my doggie?

Dual Core:
hmmmm, muki de la mummy, good evening
nella de la junior sis good evening
iice de la firewall weldone
sly, u still alive? why naaa

lmao! -- Leave Sly oo, I need him alive! lol,

Now when I wan go hit bed nahim u come dey greet good evening abi!??

Anywayz, I hand over our mumsy to u! --Controll her and watch everything she drinks!

me dey go sleep

Ok y'all!
Make me go sleep! It no easy to dey rule a whole country as I'm doing --*yawns* -- My job nor easy at all! ---me needs sleep, --
Make una chille



Jay go to sleep! ur mates are already in bed! --- Oya!