₦airaland Forum

Engrbee:
Bubu's Scam

leonard002:
It’s no news that Lagosians spend countless hours in traffic, and some are avoidable if you plan yourself well, others, however you cannot avoid. Some spend up to 5 hours or more in traffic everyday commuting to and from their place of work.
Here are some possible things to do when you’re stuck in traffic, when either you’re driving your own car, or you’re in a commercial vehicle.

1. LISTEN TO AUDIO BOOKS
Audio books are one of the best things that happened to us in recent times in terms of how much we can learn and the flexibility of learning it. You could find good websites that give free audio books, or you could buy the audiobooks from Amazon. There are hundreds of thousands of audiobooks right there filled with knowledge from all fields of life, including your very field waiting to be downloaded. If you visit YouTube, you could find lots of them there too.
The good thing about listening to audio books is that you can do it while driving. Driving is a subconscious activity and imagine how much you could learn in those hours while in commute.

2. READ DIGITAL BOOKS (E-BOOKS)
The world is changing. Hard cover books are great, but they are gradually becoming obsolete. Do you know that a mere 10MB of memory space could give you between 10 to 50 e-books in epub, pdf, txt or mobi formats right there in your smartphone? Digital books are more flexible and easier to read as you can do so with any mobile devices you carry.
So, instead of waiting in traffic doing nothing, you could download e-books of your choice genre and start reading. If you like novels, there are millions of them online to download and read from. There are also a plethora of apps on the play store that give the reading much ease and flexibility. These apps even save your progress, and some of them even utilize the Text To Speech properties on your phone to read the novels or books aloud for you. This is especially useful if you’re on the wheels and hence can’t take your eyes off the road to read e-books.
No need to waste your time in traffic. With all those time, you can read and expand your horizon. Personally, within 3 weeks, I have read a complete 4 e-books and counting. I am expanding my knowledge base, and I think you should too!

3. LISTEN TO MUSIC
We all know that traffic can be exhausting and frustrating, so, don’t make it harder on yourself. Music is known universally to soothe our nerves and make us feel good. If you’re stuck in traffic. Listening to your favourite music can help you relax. You could even in your spare time create a playlist of music you can play in traffic that will relax you and make you happy while you get to your destination.

4. LISTEN TO THE RADIO
Well, every device or car has an F.M Radio, and Lagos has lots of good stations to listen to. So, to get informed, educated and entertained while in traffic, you can listen to your favourite F.M radio stations for good music, news and other interesting programs.

5. READ NAIRALAND
Well, Nairaland, without doubt is a very interesting forum. Loads of information right here if you know where to look. Most of us make the mistake of reading only front page and trending posts. I should tell you that there are dozens of other posts which don’t make it to front page but which are packed with fun, entertaining and interesting facts. What you need to do is to go to the section of your choice and browse, you’ll definitely see interesting stuff to read. Be sure to add discretion to what you read. Forget that a lot of members of the forum are tribalistic and insulting, but lots more are nice, warm and intelligent.
That is what you get in a faceless forum. Just ignore anyone you see that lacks courtesy even if they quote you. Don’t reply their quotes as some of them cannot even talk to you in real life. Of course, reading Nairaland is only possible if you’re in a public transport. Don’t read while driving as you need to pay attention to the road. Expand your knowledge by reading Nairaland articles, like this one

6. PRAY
Well, lots of Nigerians are very religious. If you’re stuck in traffic, you could gently bend down and pray. If you’re in your own car, you can pray as you want, but still pay attention to where you’re going. If you’re in a public transport, don’t be a nuisance to others, you can pray gently, in your mind. Prayer has been scientifically proven to give perspective and peace of mind. So, if you’re stuck in traffic, you can pray. Remember to pray for your country too!

7. CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES
When you’re stuck in traffic, you can use that opportunity to make some calls to your friends and loved ones that you’ve not called for a long time. People appreciate it when you call them, even if it’s for less than a minute. Your friends and loved ones can also make you happy when you talk with them. Make the calls, create new connections and strengthen already existing ones. If you’re in your own vehicle it would be ideal as you won’t be disturbing anyone. Make sure you use loudspeaker though.

8. CHAT WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
On WhatsApp and other platforms, you can spend some time when stuck in traffic to chat with people you love. Chat with the witty and funny ones who can make you smile and temporarily ease the stress of the traffic. This would be useful if you’re not driving.

9. MAKE NEW FRIENDS
Connections are very important. You never know who’s in that bus with you. They could be the person that gives you the information or assists you to achieve success in life. So if you can, start a conversation with the person sitting close to you. Try and be friendly, nice and warm. You could even meet your life partner in Lagos traffic. Lolz. That would be a great story on its own!

10. ADMIRE THE CITY
You’ve got to admit, Lagos is a very beautiful city. Well, some parts of it anyway. If you’re working in the Island and living in the mainland, you could take some time to admire all the fine skyscrapers and other stunning structures around you. Admire the exquisite cars that people are driving around you. Admire the gorgeous and beautiful dudes and ladies around you. Looking is free, they say, so look around and admire the city, the life, and the people.

11. PLAN YOUR LIFE
Some of us don’t really have our lives planned out. Life is short you know. Living from paycheck to paycheck isn’t an ideal way of living. You need to sit down sometimes and write down a plan for your life on paper. It’s sad that a lot of people have plans on everything else in their lives including what to buy and cook for the next pot of soup, but really don’t have plans for their lives. Time is going. The years are strolling by. Before you know it, you’ll be 30, 35, 50, etc.

What are you going to do to secure you future? Are you going back to school? Are you saving enough money to venture into business? What kind of business? Do you want to climb the professional ladder? When are you getting married? When are you going to build your own house, and where? How many kids will you have, and where do you want to train them?

Don’t just let life wheeze by. Use the time you have in traffic to plan. I’m not saying you should worry. I’m saying you should plan. He who fails to plan, has planned to fail. I’ll admit that sometimes, our plans change, but you should have something to lean on in the first place.

12. WATCH COMEDY ONLINE
On a lighter note though, Lagos traffic can be exhausting and frustrating. Instead of just sitting there, you could go to YouTube and watch some funny videos, comedy and the like. These can lighten your mood and make the traffic easier to bear. Laughing is good medicine. I’m sure you know.

13. WATCH A GOOD MOVIE
Some of us don’t have any time anymore for ourselves. It’s all work, work, work. When stuck in traffic, you could watch a good movie that you’ve downloaded but haven’t had the time to watch. If the movie is interesting enough, you won’t even know when the time passed and you’ll be home in no time. Of course, this is for those in public transport. Be vigilant though. Don’t pass your bus stop, and be careful of phone thieves! This na Lagos oh.

14. WRITE A GOOD ARTICLE
If you’re a writer, you could take the opportunity of being stuck in traffic to write a good article, especially that one you’ve been postponing. Maybe you’ve had it as a goal to set up a blog. Use the time you have in traffic to do so. I understand that you may be too exhausted to do anything creative, but even if it’s a few lines you manage to write, it is something.

15. ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS
I’m sure you must have a side hustle in addition to your normal day job. If you don’t please go find one like right away. Depending on where you work, your monthly salary alone can never sustain you in Lagos, not to talk of saving.
When stuck in traffic, use the opportunity to advertise your business online, on Facebook, Instagram and Nairaland. If nobody knows you, nobody will patronize your business. If it comes to it, pay some money to get your business known by a lot of people. In the long run, you’ll recover the money and make some profit.

These are 15 things you could do when stuck in Lagos traffic?

Written by Toochukwu Leonard.
Image credit: Pixabay

Do you have any other ideas? Let’s hear them.

Nelly613:
2018 SPDC JV LiveWIRE Programme - FULL APPLICATION GUIDE
The Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited - The Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited
About 2018 SPDC JV LiveWIRE Programme

LiveWIRE is a youth enterprise development programme supported by the SPDC JV. The programme aims to inspire, encourage and support young people aged 18-35 to start their own businesses through the provision of training and finance.
Programme Objectives
The LiveWIRE programme objectives are to:

Enable youths to establish businesses by providing business planning and management skills through the ‘Become a Successful Business Owner Course’.
Provide business start-up grants for candidates with the best business plans.
CLICK HERE TO APPLY
Link successful candidates to third parties like banks, Non-Governmental Organisations (NGOs) and allied financial institutions.
Provide a volunteer mentoring programme for successful candidates.
Programme Content

Pre-startup:- Value and Organise Yourself (VOY)
Bright Ideas workshop
Become a Successful Business Owner (Business Planning & Management )
Value chain workshop
Business Startup (How to access finance & technology)
Post startup (Mentoring, Incubation, Market linkages).
Applications Eligibility

Male and female applicants who are indigenes of communities along the Trans Niger Pipeline (TNP) Right of Way in Eleme, Tai, and Gokana Local Government areas of Rivers State.
Must possess a university degree or HND in any discipline
Must have completed NYSC if applicable.
Must be resident in Rivers State;
Must have an innovative business idea (ideas on agriculture enterprises are encourage).
Must desire to own and manage a business.
How To Apply for 2018 SPDC JV LiveWIRE Programme
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply
Or
You may also apply by sending an email to: info@livewire-nigeria.org stating:

Full Name;
State Of Origin
Community/ LGA
Date Of Birth
Email
Marital Status
Telephone Number
Residential Address
Educational Qualification
Subject Area
Type Of Business
Description Of Business
Years Of Experience
Disability (If Any)
Business Name
Cac Registration Details (If Any)
Business Address
Referees Name
Telephone Number And Address
Application Deadline 15th November, 2018.

Note: Shortlisted candidates will be contacted via email or SMS
CLICK HERE TO APPLY

Engrbee:
Bubu's Scam

giztzone:
Okay...