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Kim jong un is a clown. His village people are pushing him to his destruction

I perceive in my spirit that Baba suwe will be the next president of Nigeria. Blessed are those that believe my prophecy

They don't need to panic. Why panic when an action man is in charge? Trump is on top of the situation and will take care of the situation unlike that ineffectual buffoon called Obama who was so incompetent during the BP oil spill in the gulf of Mexico

The psychiatrists are tho ones who are insane and putting the world at risk. Trump is ok and doing an absolutely fine job

No be Don jazzy sign small boy turn am to big man? Jazzy abeg face your front, Reekado no be small boy again o. Na man him be and e fit choose wetin him wan do with him life

She tried, nice jam

It's Tiwa Savage hands down. Who be rihanna where Tiwa dey? You want to compare that Chris brown's disposable waste dump to my queen Tiwa. Ehn!! How dare you? Don't you know that Tiwa Savage is the most beautiful woman in the world? Tiwa pls don't be offended by this insult on your esteemed personality, it is ignorance that caused it. I am still waiting for you to dump tee billz and come to me. If you don't marry me, then I will remain single for the rest of my life. My ponyor is for no one else but you

When you use your mouth to eat a woman's down below, that's what you get

Slay bae

Don jazzy pls don't marry yet o. All these slay queens peeping your life from the heavenly places are as evil as those rats that ate up Buhari's office. Only that these slay rats eat up any unfortunate man's life that enter their hand. You need to meet up with me let's make proper inquiries from the terrestrial powers. They will show us just the perfect lady for you. Till then, you better lock up for your own good

Cinkq:
Why is any bad thing that takes place in the farm these days associated to fulani herdmen? We've seen family members hacking themselves to death before in the bush. God knows what truely happened there.

Common sense should tell you that since the victim (an adult) is still alive, he should know who attacked him and who didn't. How can only God know what happened there when the person attacked is still alive to tell what happened to him?

Rocha's got it wrong, he should have said they will see his RatFace. Yes Rat, that's the only thing Nigerians are scared of now. Evil, mean, lassa fever bearing, office destroying Rats

You know you have really committed when even a dog finds your actions abominable

LtColOscarIbibo:
This thread has been cooked up by a team of hyenas and jackals

How dare you say that?

On behalf of the RRB (Royal Rat Brigade), I Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo clsim responsibility for the attack on Aso Villa.

We will soon release our official speech...

I hereby call on Maj. Eku, Sgt. Nkapi O. Nkapi, Col. Bera and Maj. Oke to look into this matter

Lt. Col Ibibibo can the Royal Rats Brigade Please drop armed struggle and come to the negotiating table? We need peace in Nigeria o.

Jesusloveyou:
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra

This ur own Jesus love us, does it not include those people you are calling insane and idiotic? Or does Jesus hate those ones?

In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack

Buhari also made a comment about monkeys and baboons being soaked in blood

The type of feminism I see nowadays is evil. All they want is freedom to wreck family, society and faith. I think you can fight for rights and opportunities for women without compulsorily embracing some of the devilish ideas that these Satanically inspired modern day feminists are championing

Crazy Op. The fear of Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo is the beginning of wisdom

Princess Diana was a disgrace to womanhood. A woman who abandoned her royal duties just so she could be free to gallivant and fornicate around town with uncircumcised Philistines. Spits. Total disgrace

kingrt2:
Dude your info is wrong. Firstly they is 7,000 tickets left not 1,500 anyway anyone who is interested in real news should click www.allsportart.

I think the Op is right because as at August 14 the official sellers reported only 1880 tickets remaining. Iguess by now it will be in the region of the 1500 mentioned by the Op

It's a Dalmatian on the door of the fridge

But seriously this one that they are just banning hit songs anyhow, is it Ajekun Iya that they want us to be grooving to? Aso Rock Rats fall on them

That is sister Nkiru Onuegbu from isikwuato. I'm happy to see that she is maintaining her Christian faith in camp. It is written "Put on thy long skirts for it shall be thine defence against awon omo wobe, for in the day that thou wearest it not, behold their big bananas shall fall upon thee"

Don't mind the idiots. They just scattered my plans this morning.

They always caught with charms. What the hell does the charms do for them? It doesn't save them from being caught or killed.

Ozekhome exploded? Oh, RIP Ozekhome. He was such a nice gentleman

Look at this wicked woman after wearing such a short and revealing skirt, she decided to cross her legs and deny us the glorious vision. Just like Moses was allowed to see the promised land but not enter therein. This is wickedness

No they won't ban posing but they will ban Gucci

Too much juice

Asari Dokubo is speaking for himself, The National Association of Patriotic rats (NAPR) have already visited Buhari to reiterate their support for the change agenda and apologize for the actions of the unpatriotic rats who wreaked havoc at his office.