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GamingRe: XBOX One S For Sale by neo2smart: 6:09pm On Mar 25, 2022
sampete:
Still available
85k?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by neo2smart:
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FashionRe: Imelda James Wins Miss Health Beauty Pageant by neo2smart: 6:53am On Jan 16, 2020
All I see are painted faces...
BusinessRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 6:49am On Jan 16, 2020
Cutehector:
Walahi, even if person dey die for this life, I no go borrow am money.. Instead I dash you if I have, but if I no get for dash, omo, Oyo is ya case.


Thank God there are loan institutions nowadays. Dont come and stress me
Experience so far has taught me you're very much right.
BusinessRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 6:48am On Jan 16, 2020
bemagnify:
Nigerians sef na way... Y can't u just filed a suit against him for....

1. Breach of implied contract

2. Constructive fraud

3. And unjust enrichment

Contact any local lawyer there.
I would need money to file a suit and pay for lawyer fees, can't afford all that right now. Thanks for your suggestion though.
BusinessRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2020
tellwisdom:
Bring 50k and one crate of Heineken let me tell you what to do. In 24hrs, he will come running after you to give you your money.
I don't have 50k right now. But if you can help me retrieve my money, the 50k is yours guaranteed. I can put it into writing and sign if you will agree.
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Operation Amotekun Illegal by neo2smart: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2020
And so it begins...
BusinessRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 9:07pm On Jan 14, 2020
ndenzo:
Call a family meeting and table everything, let them kw u are ready to do all it takes to recover ur money
I have reported him to his parents, nothing was done, I have reported him to our pastor, we attend same church. Still nothing was done sad
BusinessRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 5:45pm On Jan 14, 2020
ahnie:
Arrest him kawai!
He has already gone to lay a complaint at a police station that i am threatening his life. I was arrested and released same day after i explained to the officer in charge of the case. Some policemen tried to mediate, he insisted he is going to pay back what he owes whenever my elder brother pays back the money he borrowed from him. They had no choice than to close the case.
BusinessPlease How Can I Get Back My Money??? by neo2smart(op): 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2020
I borrowed a family friend about 500k to startup a business since 2018. The business is doing so well now. So far he has paid back 150k. He has however refuse to pay back the balance. I have begged and i have threatened him to no avail. His excuse for not paying is that he borrowed my elder brother some money and he is yet to pay back, hence he is withholding back my money, I don't just know what to do. This is coming at a time when i need money to start a business of my own.

Please advice me, is there a way i can get back my money?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by neo2smart: 4:48pm On Jan 14, 2020
MoonWater:
I like your user name except you are not so smart... Upvoting your own post and redacting other posters.... That's not so smart...
Haba We have all been on nairaland long enough now.
I really do not know what to say to you. However, i won't stoop low to your level as to exchange insults with you as I'm trying to be better this year.

The owner of this thread is the deciding factor. It is upto to her to select the stories that appeals to her and not the "likes" on my post that's already threatening you.

You should concentrate more on writing a good story...it would do you more good.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by neo2smart:
ifyalways:
I will try to make this short, simple and fun but please read and observe the rules carefully.

1. Tell us how you spent your holidays and your goals for 2020.

2. The essay will be not less than 500 words but not more than 1000 words.


3. Essay title is " How I spent my holidays and my goals for 2020" . It could be fiction or non-fiction.

4. The best 12 essays wins 10K each. No consolation prizes to be won. I will not consider any essay once its past the deadline .

5. Funpetition and submitting of essays starts Monday 13th of January (8 am) until Wednesday 15th of January ( 6pm)

6. Please pay attention to your grammar. You can inject Local parlance, native language or pidgin occasionally but the standard is legible English.

7. Winners will be announced on Thursday and Winnings disbursed on Friday 17th January.
How I Spent My Holidays And My Goals For 2020

My name is William and I’m an extreme introvert. I bet you are wondering what does being an introvert got to do with the yet to be laid out story.

I’m not too sure about how I got my innate character traits, probably due to some genes or my upbringing. But the truth is I’m not happy with my personality. Being an extreme introvert hasn’t really endeared me to the world around me. I have no friends to speak of; no family I’m close to, no serious romantic relationship and the most distressing of all, never had a job. I graduated since 2014 and I’m yet to get a job. I have always had issues at the interview stage, me being unable to express myself verbally.

That above is a summation of who I am.

I have always had issues with socializing be it online or in the physical world. I haven’t travelled in years to spend an holiday with my family. It is the norm in my family to always travel down to the villa to spend the Christmas and New year holiday. This I have avoided participating in due to a number of reasons. First of which is me being broke and unable to spend cash and show off my life’s successes. Back then when I used to travel home for the holidays, I get depressed and shamed when I see my age mates at home for the holidays with their cars and plenty of money to spend while I have nothing to show. So I stopped going home, in fact I stopped logging to my Facebook account, my colleague success stories were making me depressed and despondent.

December last year, mumsy called me. She insisted I come home for the Christmas holiday I haven’t seen her for more than five years. I told her I don’t have the money to make the trip. She won’t take no for an answer, she asked for my account details, of which I reluctantly sent to her. Few minutes later, I got an alert. I felt bad. At age 30, I felt I shouldn’t be accepting money from my mum, I should be the one sending to her. Two days later, I travelled home for the holiday, the journey was eventful in a way, that’s a story for another day.

Mumsy was happy to see me and of a truth I was deeply happy to see her. Things went well for the next two days, I visited relatives, went sightseeing. My villa is a very beautiful place, quite picturesque.

And then it all got soured when my age mates, my former classmates started trooping in with their exotic cars and wads of cash. I ran into some of them at a bar having a good time and I was forced to join them at their table and the questions started. They all wanted to know what I am doing now. I was almost tempted to lie, but alas I told them I was jobless and broke as hell. They were quite surprised and one of them went on to say he had actually thought I was going to be one of the most successful of us all due to how intelligent and brilliant I was back then in school. The whole talk was getting me depressed, so I took my leave of them.

“hey Will…hold on” That was Dare, one of my ex- classmate.
“ what is it bro?” I asked him.
“nothing much just want to have a quick word with you” He replied.

Turns out Dare is a yahoo businessman, he stylishly told me in not so many words. And he wished to help me by showing me the ropes. I thanked him for his kind gestures, and then I told him that I am not interested. He was visibly surprised as he must have felt I would readily jump on the opportunity. I took my leave and headed back home and I was determined to remain indoors for the rest of my stay.

However, on the 26th, I got a pre-arranged visit from a long time family friend. Her name is Linda. She wanted us to go out and I agreed after pressures from my mum to leave the house and go have fun. Linda arrived at my mum’s residence in her flashy car to pick me up for our outing. I was quite self-conscious entering her car. We drove off to a neighboring town with a nice hotel/restaurant, ordered some food and drinks. We seated at a quite secluded spot and the ambience was nice. Linda and I got talking after our repast. We exchanged stories, shared good jokes and laughed. All in all, she was cool to talk to. I have always seen her like an elder sis. She is way older than me with about ten years or so, still beautiful and unmarried. Honestly I once had a childhood crush on her. This however was not enough to prepare me when she made a direct proposal to me.

We had talked about previous relationships and how I have been unable to hold on to one, she on her part told me how unlucky she has been with her unfaithful partners. She told me she is no longer looking for love or willing to settle down with any man, all she wanted is a child to call her own. She stylishly asked me of my health status, my blood group and genotype, I told her, not knowing she had ulterior motives for asking me. My answer seemed to have pleased her, as she was smiling.

And then she dropped the bomb. She wants me to be the father of her child. Linda wants me to get her pregnant.

I was shocked, and couldn’t say anything for more than a minute.
“William, please do this for me” Linda begged.
“Why me? Don’t you have someone else you can ask?” I asked in return.
“I want it to be you and no one else”

Linda kept begging me until I agreed. Deep down I was thrilled, at the same time I was worried and kept thinking of the morality of doing what she wants and the implications. I quelled my conscience after a while of deep thoughts. Linda however wasted no time in pursuing what she wants. Turns out she had booked a room in the hotel. She led me to the room after a couple of drinks. She insisted we make use of the bathroom together for a quick shower and so it started.

We had a great sex and she thanked me. First time a lady thanked me after sex. And so, the rest of my holiday was spent in the company of Linda having hot steamy sex with the hope of procreation and it soon came to an end when Linda had to return back to her station. She promised to invite me over to her place for another round if it turns out she isn’t pregnant by month ending.

The sad twist to this holiday escapade was when Linda transferred about 100k into my account. I felt she was paying me off for services rendered, so I called her out on it and we exchanged hard words, I requested for her account number and I sent the 100k back to her. She is yet to call me since then, not even picking up my calls.

While in the bus returning back to my station, I had a much needed sober reflection. I thought of my life and I thought of ways I could turn things around this year 2020. I outlined certain goals which I plan to achieve before the year runs out. First, I have to work on my personality, if possible seek therapy. I plan to socialize more, both online and in the real world. I hope to make genuine friends and have meaningful relationships. Second, with the help of family and friends, i hope to be able to secure a good job which is not dependent on passing a verbal interview, of which I suck at. And of course I would keep working on my communication skills. And in the event, a good job isn’t obtainable, I plan to raise capital to start a small scale business in mini-importation.

All in all, the sum of my goals is to be a better person this year 2020… Wish me well.
TV/MoviesRe: Turn Your Ordinary Tv To A Smart Tv Using Ip10g Android Smart Tv Dongle by neo2smart: 11:19am On Jul 15, 2018
autodevice:
A SMART tv refers to any tv that has inbuilt internet access.This connection to the Internet allows the tv to work with a range of online services like streaming,on demand video,social media and applications.
A NON SMART Tv (or DUMB Tv) does not have these features so requires help from an external source.It is in this light that i present to you IP10G Smart tv dongle with iptv function,which allows you to watch more than 3500 premium tv stations from across the world,and also allows you to wirelessly connect your phone/laptop to your tv.
This device is a wireless dongle that when plugged into a TVs hdmi port, turns the DUMB Tv into smart tv ,thus opening a world of amazing features on your tv.It has in-built wifi and supports internet access via WIFI,SIM CARD VIA USB MODEM AD USB NETWORK.It can output 1080p and 4k HD videos and comes with a remote control for easy navigation of the console

CONTENT OF THE BOX
• Hdmi cable
• 5v power adapter
• Remote control
• USB external remote sensor
• The IP10G smart tv dongle
If you have an old tv set without any SMART Tv features and you can’t afford or just don’t want to upgrade to a newer and more capable set yet.Then this SMART tv dongle is all you need to open a world of amazing new features to your old or DUMB Tv set at a very affordable rate.These features in most recent tv brands and model cost a fortune to acquire.
FEATURES OF THE IP10G SMART TV DONGLE
• Play your favorite videos,music,pictures,youtube,tulu,netflix etc wirelessly from your Android phone or computer,simply by pairing your phone/computer with your tv.
• It comes embedded with over 3,500 premium channels which can be activated by iptv codes for a duration of 3 to 6 months before being renewed.
• Play your favorite Android games on your large tv screen from your phone.
• Make wireless presentations from your phone or computer on your tv.

HOW TO SETUP THE DEVICE
To set it up,simply plug it into an available hdmi port of your tv and then plug the IP10G power cable.The power cable uses a standard micro USB connector,so you may even use the USB port of your tv (if it has one) to power it or you can still power it with the 5v power adapter that comes with the smart tv dongle.
Select the correct hdmi input on your tv to see the interface of the smart tv dongle.
To display the content of your phone wirelessly on your tv screen,which will enable you play your games,videos,music,online content etc; Run the smart tv apk app on your android phone or .exe software on your computer to complete the setup.The smart tv dongle will display some identification information on the screen that you will need to enter into the smart phone's app and the app will scan for the device and let you configure it for your wireless network.This will wirelessly pair your laptop/phone with our NEW SMART TV,thus allowing you to CAST content from your phone/laptop to your tv.
In addition to projecting the content of your phone to your tv,this smart tv dongle will unleash a world of amazing satellite TV contents right in your living room.It enables you to watch premium paid stations across the world,including the 2018 Fifa world cup.It has a total of 3,500 channels
I have these dongles instock and can be delivered nationwide.
PRICE.: 10,000 naira
MODE OF DELIVERY: Payment on delivery at your location.
CONTACT: phone/WhatsApp: 0-8-0-3-5-2-0-3-1-3-2
This is one of the most crappy IPTV dongle out there. Secondly, it doesn't cast contents wirelessly from your phone or PC. It's simply just a receiver and a crappy one at that. Don't be misled to buy.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:45am On Dec 01, 2017
sampete:
I'll advice you not to tell her, let her find out on her own. Telling her won't stop the video from getting circulated. Deed is done.

But seriously, when will girls learnhuh
Why do girls keep doing shits like thishuh

This should be taken to front page...Girls need to learn!

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Missyb3, Fynestboi
Noted
Where have you been? You abandoned your thread, not cool at all o undecided undecided undecided
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:43pm On Nov 30, 2017
felnino:
Letting her know has its pros & cons. If you let her know she'll respect & trust you (if she didn't before) but it could also reduce her confidence & self esteem as she won't know if people are talking or laughing about her tape when she walks down the street and this could lead to suicidal thoughts...... The choice is yours.
Exactly my fears.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
DaddyKross:
So you have the sense to refuse sending me the video but you need advice before you know that you are supposed to delete the video and then call your friend's attention to what's happening.

Fake a$$ friend.
For your information, the video was deleted immediately I watched the content. And the only reason I'm seeking for advice on what next to do is because I'm not sure how she is going to react when I draw her attention to the video. She is a very emotional person with suicidal tendency... I don't want to be the bearer of bad news that may cause the death of someone.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:29pm On Nov 30, 2017
DaddyKross:
Send me the video, let me help you delete it.
You need deliverance.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:26pm On Nov 30, 2017
daewoorazer:
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Call her and tell her

You get to know about this for a reason

What if she's being covered again as we speak with her legs flung miles apart...

TF tell her asap and cure her naivety.. She doesn't know camera shldnt follow one into za oza room.. The earlier the beta

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She recorded herself though from the angle of the camera. It's a mastubation video of her and I suspect she probably sent it to someone who decided to leak it.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:17pm On Nov 30, 2017
kingxsamz:
[color=gray]well there's nothing u can do about it now...the damage has been done...just delete it [/color]
All right.
CrimeRe: I Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 6:11pm On Nov 30, 2017
kingxsamz:
[color=gray]delete the video

tell ur friend to stop sharing it and mind ur business...I guess the damage has already been done.
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according to what he told me, the video was sent to him too. So it's possible the video is already been circulated.
CrimeI Was Sent A Sex Video Of A Friend/neighbour. What Do I Do??? by neo2smart(op): 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2017
A friend of mine sent me a sex video of another friend of mine who is also a neighbour, stays in the same house with me.

Do I draw her attention to the video, she is probably not aware that her sex video is being circulated, or i should just lockup and allow her to find out from other meanshuh

Please advice.
Christianity EtcRe: Could This Be True??? by neo2smart: 6:52am On Jun 19, 2016
hmmm...

This one is serious. Churches these days have turned into business enterprise.

I once attended a church where they did about 7 offerings befor i angrily walked out of the church. Imagine a pastor saying my God is not a God of 50 naira!!!

Chai!! Dia is God o! These monies you people are collecting so...
RomanceRe: Please Advice... by neo2smart(op): 4:37pm On May 28, 2016
nsiazu:
OK I'll post my WhatsApp number in seconds now n delete it so be ready to copy it now
Thanks, but you don't have to do that. Privacy is not to be consider lightly on nairaland.

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