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SolutionMee:
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Nigerians no send am


We aren't complaining


We love the way things are going


98% Nigerians do


Lord I thank U for making me a Nigerian

Wen next I come to dis world, I'll still come as a Nigerian together with my 180 million brothers and sisters


DEAL LORD!

MrPresident1:
Them want to unseat buhari, lmao. Buhari is not Nigeria's president, he is the anointed Emperor of Africa, appointed by the heavens of this world.

Hedonisst:
That's what women and their family liability specialise in - driving men crazy.

The part of marriage in Nigeria I hate the most is the family liability abandonment (in business terms) that you as a man (investor) will be forced to inherit when you get married, as if you're acquiring a bankrupt company and must take on its liabilities. And they almost always never come with assets, only liabilities upon liabilities. It's unacceptable to me, and I have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

If I'm marrying you, I'm not having none of your family Bullshyt. They're not even allowed to come stay in my house for any length of time, except the mother is on 'omugwo' duties.

Useless people. Tomorrow they would still forget all the good you did for them and treat your children like trash if, God forbids, you've fallen on hard times or worse, you're no longer alive. I've seen these things with my korokoro eyes. It's better to buy fuel, pour it on your money and burn it up rather than spend it on these useless so-called in-laws.

OP thumbs up for leaving that fool stranded at the park. That's exactly what I'd have done, but unlike you, I wouldn't even switch my phone off. And God knows I would have insulted her father for daring to send me such stupid messages.

Bottom line, Read the riot act to that woman and stand your GROUND. It's either on your own terms or nothing. No mediation, no negotiation, simply set down your new rules like a tyrant and enforce them immediately. Failure to comply with the new order, then you must kick her out immediately. I don't like the word divorce because it even makes these yeye women feel important. Aiint gat time for that formal poo. Give her and her yeye family an ultimatum and kick her out if she refuses to have sense.

Ingocof:
Shut up and tell your husband to submit himself to the police for the interrogation, he needs to be prosecuted

Bakerdav:
All I want to hear is saraki has been impeach,but I doubt it

Vivianoasis:
Growing up, I was more of a tomboy in nature. I preferred to dress smartly than pull the barbie look. Jeans and Tees were my favourite fashion items of course without forgetting my sneakers, slippers or flat sandals to match.

That was pretty much my fashion when I started my degree program in the university. I loved my look so much back then because it was quite easy to pull and very comfortable too. All was going well that way untilI met a lady who turned out to be my friend for life. She kept taunting me jovially about wearing high heels. Fatima can wear heels for Africa!!! I always told her that I was tall enough to walk around town in my flats.

One fateful day the magic happened and boom!! Fatima did it!

She bought me a high heel pair of shoes. I laughed so hard but in my mind I was freaking out at the taught of walking in heels. She said I can’t make her waste her money so I must wear it for lectures the following day.

My dear readers, you guys needed to have seen me rehearsing my catwalk in heels throughout the evening. I felt comfortable after a while and I consoled myself that it was going to be that way the following day at school. Issa lie ooohhh!!!!

Morning came, we got ready for lectures, I wore my heels and off we went. Took a ride so I was able to cope. Coursemates complimented different look and I felt good. Fast forward to heading home, we needed to take a walk through the school’s back gate which was our normal route. After a few minutes of walking my legs began to feel wobbly. I started to dance walk, I felt so tired and uncomfortable. Fatima came to act as my support and we started going slowly so that I won’t trip. Everyone started staring at us and I was so ashamed. As soon as we got to the back gate, I sighted a lady selling flip-flops. I just nodded my friend to that direction, I quickly found my size and took off the heels. “I cannot come and kill myself by myself biko”

I put the heels in a bag and walked well till we got home. My friend and I had a good laugh about the drama and I took a break from trying to wear heels.

That was many years ago though because now, I am a pro at it. I try to settle for the ones that a very comfortable to wear for long hours and I always have my slippers handy just in case.

Share your experience with us here.

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A DEAD SNAIL IS WISER THAN THAT GUY.

yazach:
Next time you spew trash