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PoliticsRe: Shut Up, PDP Governors Lavished State Funds On You – Tuface Told by Neplusultra(f): 8:55pm On May 20, 2015
See finishing shocked shocked grin
PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Amaechi’s Suit Against Wike’s Inauguration. by Neplusultra(f): 8:47pm On May 20, 2015
D billion dollar question remains; Where is Dakuku?! Y is Amaechi d one going to court instead of Dakuku? Did Wike contest wit Amaechi or Dakuku?! Amaechi shud borrow some sense!! Troublemaker undecided
PoliticsRe: Court Drops Murder Charges Against The 15yr-old Child-bride Who Killed Her Hubby by Neplusultra(f): 8:15pm On May 20, 2015
Good
RomanceRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by Neplusultra(f): 8:09pm On May 20, 2015
Chimyke411:
Osho baba was probably referring to her
hair. She has a virgin hair grin
The pubic hair however isn't virgin wink, it's Brazilian hair grin( popular demand)
Lmao!!! Una nor well as wear grin
RomanceRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by Neplusultra(f): 8:08pm On May 20, 2015
Lolz! Y do I find dis funny?! grin Oshio baba
CrimeRe: Photo of 60yr Old Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs Worth N609m At Lagos Airport by Neplusultra(f): 8:06pm On May 20, 2015
peppyluv02:
He is the wanna be tupacshakur's father cheesy and the Oba's brother so he should be drowned tongue
Indonesia is better
CrimeRe: Photo of 60yr Old Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs Worth N609m At Lagos Airport by Neplusultra(f): 8:04pm On May 20, 2015
I wish dey caught him in Indonesia undecided
CrimeRe: How Barber Was Caught Peeping At Female Neighbour In Bathroom In Lagos by Neplusultra(f): 8:03pm On May 20, 2015
She for use stick chook am for eye angry
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Never Dated Sylvia Nduka by Neplusultra(f): 7:55pm On May 20, 2015
Yevgeny:
Africans are evil.

Look at how everyone is rejoicing on this thread because of someone's mistake and probable misfortune
Very evil!!!
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Never Dated Sylvia Nduka by Neplusultra(f): 7:53pm On May 20, 2015
Lewisj:
All the "good for her people". God,people get bad belle for this country o. To the topic, I really feel for her, if you have tasted poverty you will know lipsrsealed. AD pls forgive and forget.
Seriously!! Mostly guys sef!!! Dats to show they were very bitter and pained abt d rltnshp before, now dat it has crashed dey are happy!!! Haaa!! World people!!!! D reason why dere own life is miserable and stagnant!!! Who doesn't know their tribe?!
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Never Dated Sylvia Nduka by Neplusultra(f): 7:34pm On May 20, 2015
Am happy for you girl, uv had a taste of d Dangote fortune, now invest wisely and find urself a man kiss Uv got Nottin to lose @ all kiss
CrimeRe: Lagos Female Politician In Alleged Human-Ritual Scandal (photos) by Neplusultra(f): 7:29pm On May 20, 2015
This people sef!!!! Ritualism is like food to dem!!! Tufia!
PoliticsRe: We​’ll Resume Our Struggle If Buhari “draws First Blood” – Asari Dokubo by Neplusultra(f): 1:37pm On May 20, 2015
*Fingers crossed*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Polytechnic Ile-oluji, Ondo State Recruitment by Neplusultra(f): 1:35pm On May 20, 2015
Ile-oluji...? Oh yes! Dat name! My FIL drinks ile-oluji cocoa drink embarassed
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Neplusultra(f): 1:12pm On May 20, 2015
Sandrahnaub
Tophaz
MaureenSylvia
Twaci
Cc: NLJega


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Btw, Wetin dat girl still dey find for contestants, I mean dat girl, yes! Dat girl!!! tongue tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed na joke I dey o! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Neplusultra(f): 12:59pm On May 20, 2015
Sandrahnaub
Tophaz
Cc: NLJega
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Receives 777 Missed Calls Daily From Gay Stalker [see Screenshot] by Neplusultra(f): 12:48pm On May 20, 2015
Abeg dis Una drama don too much undecided just entice him to come to naija make we flog dat gay demon comot him body!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Beyoncé Pours Out Pricey Bottle Of Champagne Into A Hot Tub And Twitter Reacts by Neplusultra(f): 12:39pm On May 20, 2015
She's trying so hard to take back d spotlight from Kim K, she's bin ruling d big screen lately
PoliticsRe: FG Seeks Secret Trial For Biafran Activists by Neplusultra(f): 12:28pm On May 20, 2015
People dey talk, mosquito from swamps are talking too undecided mschew!!! Make I hear say dem no leave dem!
PoliticsRe: FG Seeks Secret Trial For Biafran Activists by Neplusultra(f): 12:26pm On May 20, 2015
Let dem go!!!
PoliticsRe: APC Sycophants Have No Idea Who Buhari Is, Says Bishop Isong by Neplusultra(f): 5:57pm On May 19, 2015
Of course, its discernable! Dats y i'll always keep my fingers crossed and watching! Time shall tell
PoliticsRe: Borno Gov To Buhari: Give N/east 13% Oil Derivation by Neplusultra(f): 5:39pm On May 19, 2015
zendy:
And the question remains, why are you against secession? Is it really your problem what challenges the Igbos face after they leave?
You really have time to reply a demented nonentity!! Did u see how he started off, talking reasonable and uncontrollably degenerated to tantrums and insults!!! Wot does igbo have to do with d discourse!? Leave pathetic people to deir lot abeg! Mad dogs everywhere!!!
PoliticsRe: Man Who Trekked In Solidarity For APC Receives N.25 Million Cash Reward. Photo by Neplusultra(f): 11:38am On May 19, 2015
Dis one na original trekker, everyoda one is counterfeit
PoliticsRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Collapses During A Lecture In Lagos by Neplusultra(f): 11:35am On May 19, 2015
Reddington Hospital, see levels na!
PoliticsRe: Hausa Traders, Soldiers Clash In Mile 12 by Neplusultra(f): 11:30am On May 19, 2015
Chukwugekwu:
sorry I thought u have common sense grin
Imagine d nonsense!!! Did he say Edo and Ijaw?! Lmao! A drownin man trying to hold onto straw!!! Did Edo and Ijaw eva have any probs with igbos?! Dat fool is pathetic!!!
PoliticsRe: Hausa Traders, Soldiers Clash In Mile 12 by Neplusultra(f): 11:19am On May 19, 2015
funkybully:
Sophisticated accomodating host have no answer to this day light daring.

If na igbo they will bare their cowardly fangs.
Lmao @ fangs!!! Unto reptile tins grin cheesy
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by Neplusultra(f): 9:35am On May 19, 2015
kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.
Epic!!!
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by Neplusultra(f): 9:30am On May 19, 2015
Am surprised u r complaining sad isn't it wot u guys want huh Haas! Enjoy yourself bike grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Never Dated Sylvia Nduka by Neplusultra(f): 9:15am On May 19, 2015
Vanity Vanishing, I don't envy her @ all undecided Guess she's towing Janet Jackson's path, Endtime tins!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing Person Found In Lagos!! Read What Happened To Him by Neplusultra(f): 8:52am On May 19, 2015
FrancisTony:
Thank God; but he kinda share a striking resemblance with a popular yoruba actor - I can't remember his name.

https://f12.wapka-files.com/download/8/f/7/2130579_8f7c3b56033f4f32f4b6b9bb.jpg/cdb8f018b2ab754fcaa6/Femi-Adebayo.jpg
Exactly! Was abt saying same tin!

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