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Idowuogbo: He dey mad? Hold my waist say wetin happen? Na hin dey blow my catapult? He must be high.

bashr8: SULLIVAN CHIME of enugu state is the best performing governor in nigeria and pls dont dare compare him with adams oshimole.

silverluci: Hi all, i am new both on nairaland and in the programming world. Apart from cramming codes like C++, Basic and Fortran from year one thru year three just to pass my courses, i recently started learning programming for real as am on IT. Having learnt the "markups" and javascript, i am now on php and i am so plain bored cos i don't have any inspiration to ginger me.makes me want to drop everything and maybe do some simpler stuff like hardware maintenance.
Also i have noticed that on this forum there are not enough ladies to ginger upcoming females like me.
is it really true that ladies are daft in this field? Ladies in the house, please state come out and tell us what you've learnt.

Acidosis: * *driving my bullion van on BRT with ciggarate on my left hand, fake papers underneath my sit* *

Any driver in Lagos State caught smoking while driving will now be made to pay N20,000 as fine in the new traffic law recently passed by the state House of Assembly.
The bill, which is for a law to repeal the old traffic law and enact a new one as well as make provisions for road traffic and vehicle inspection in the state, has been forwarded to the office of Governor Babatunde Fashola for his assent.
The new traffic law also stipulates that driving against traffic, popularly known as one way driving, now attracts a three-year jail term, while a first offender gets one year term and the vehicle forfeited to the state government.
Bullion vans are also not exempted from the law as any bullion van driving in a direction prohibited by the road traffic law would be forfeited to the state government.
Owners of vehicles abandoned on highways in the state would now face three years jail term or a fine of N50,000 In some cases, the vehicle owner could face both fine and imprisonment.
The bill, which emanated from the executive arm and aimed at regulating vehicular movement, also has inputs from stakeholders who made contributions at a public hearing concerning the bill.
According to Schedule 1 Section 2 of the traffic offences and penalties, motorcycle riders who go against traffic or ride on kerb, median or road setbacks would be fined N20,000 if they are first offenders, but for subsequent offenders, they would be fined N30,000 or the motor-cycle would be impounded.
In the law, failure to give way to traffic on the left at a roundabout attracts N20,000, disobeying traffic control will attract N20,000, and violation of instruction on routes by commercial vehicles will attract N20,000.
Riding motorcycles without crash helmet for rider and passenger will attract N20,000 or three years imprisonment or both.
The law also prohibits under-aged person from riding motorcycles as they would be fined N20,000 if caught.
Operating a motorcycle in a restricted area or on prohibited routes will now attract N20,000 or the motorcycle could be impounded.
Schedule II, Section 4 prohibits motorcycles and tricycles from plying major highways in Lagos.
The highways are Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Apapa-Oshodi, Oworonshoki-Lagos, Ikorodu, Lagos-Abeokuta, Babangida Boulevard Way. Others are Eti-Osa-Lekki-Epe Expressway, Funsho Williams Avenue, Agege Motor Road and Eti-Osa-Lekki Coastal Road.
Section 4 of the bill stipulates that residents who drive without valid driver’s licence would have their vehicles impounded.
Learner drivers without permit will be fined N20,000 and driving with fake number plate attracts N20,000 for first offenders, six months imprisonment or both.

NEROSKY: long awaited song has arrived

EFULEFU1: i know seun to be a guy and that mukina a girl, but what is confusing me is whether they are lovers or not.
seun please if u are reading this, please come and clear the air now.

Caracta: hmmmm. I disagree. I once treated a guy this way. I didn't love him, it was just pity. The tears meant 'pity' not 'love'...though not in all cases.

author=afam4eva]Buy an Okada instead.

spyder880: I was born in Enugu state, Nsukka zone, had my primary education in Enugu Ezike and later left for secondary education in my local govt of Nkanu, I was in Ozalla Boys for 6 years. I have lived in Udi zone for the past 20 years, working and doing business everywhere, especially in the capital city of Enugu. So you can see there are very few people that knows Enugu like I know it. The 3 senatorial zones of Enugu will be covered in my analysis of Enugu, maybe this thread will change a few things, and make our government to think (if they still have that ability)