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koolet: Mtcheew i send una? Mak their prof go smoke weed nau.

lmao u nor well

Soso990240: babe i de fear u..dis ur sugest jst got me feelin honey.

How old are u

agabasam: The price of a virtures woman is far above rubbies....not abt d car....shes a role model.......
Nw all those nairalanders that lost dia virginity to okada riders and orange sellers will come hia 2 say nonesense....God bless d virgins...

Treu talk...thank God am still Chaste

jmoore: That's not up to the population of many secondary schools in Nigeria. Increase your research work because you are too slow.

How many women have u phucked in ur lifetime?

Listen up my NL ladies. I know a little constructive
criticism can hurt sometimes; but its time to fix
those detrimental mistakes that are crippling your
love lives. None of us are perfect when it comes to
dating. But that doesn’t mean we can’t and
shouldn't strive to be when their is room for
improvement.
Instead of wondering why you just can't seem to
land a boyfriend, take a self-reflective look in the
mirror and try to fix the problems in your love life.
Here are 3 habits that may unintentionally be
keeping you single:
1. Talking too much.
Let’s face it. Women in general are talkers. Two
women can theoretically sit at a dinner table for an
hour and spit out over twenty thousands words on
their favorite pair of shoes.
Men, not so much. While we love to hear women
talk, and on the whole, try to be good listeners,
there is a fine line between making good
conversation, and talking to the point of overkill.
Men want to be a part of the conversation when
dating, not just the audience. So be sure to give the
guy you are dating his fair share of time to
contribute to the conversation.



2. Coming on too strong, too fast.
Most men love the idea of finding a woman that
they can settle down with and spend the rest of
their lives with. As much as men love the thrill of a
good chase, true love outweighs this notion for
most of us, despite what men will have you believe
with their actions.
The problem is when women act too clingy early on.
Men want to feel as if they can get to know a
woman without all the pressure of marriage and
kids being felt within the first couple months of
meeting someone. It is hard enough for many guys
to give up the prospect of never being with another
woman again. Adding pressure will only make
things worse and scare us away.
Give the relationship time to develop naturally, or
you may just find yourself missing out on a great
guy.


3. Not prioritizing your love life properly.
Let’s face it, trying to land a boyfriend can often feel
like a second job. Dating often involves staying out
later than one may prefer, going out more on
weekdays, and all in all, having to clear up much
more free time for this new person in our life.
The problem is that many women fail to prioritize,
failing to realize that their schedules need to
change. When someone important comes into our
lives, gone are the days where work and friends
trump everything. Being serious about having a
relationship means getting serious about
prioritizing the important things in our lives. So
make the choice, friends and career, or happy love
life!

rokiatu: yea if i luv him

Yeah "IF"...but I bet u won't love an old man with no teeth

jmoore: @op we have million of guys in Nigeria, how many have you kissed so far to reach such a conclusion?

307

rokiatu: nobody is old enough to learn abt romance. Just because people are old don't mean they know it all.

What has the man been doing all his life that even at old age he can't even give good liptimacy

rokiatu: How about you teach him let him follow your lead?

If the supposedly good kissers were teaching people terrible at it, there wouldn't be many of them out there.

If naija guys could just let go of their ego and state that they suck at it..it would be better but they all claim to be good at it just like most NL guys often claim to be horses on bed when they last only 8 minutes...so all I'm tryna say is the guys won't want u teaching them and havin a dent on their pride so they'll claim they olympic champs in kissing but when the real ball game begins they'll just mess up errthing

shaneroberts26: because dia girls dosnt brush.

Seriously ur babe doesn't?

Lexusgs430: Unfortunately, you will have to kiss many frogs before you find your prince - charming !!!!

Hahaha ! That happens in fairytales and I live in a real world

KateSpade: someones been kissing the wrong guys

Really? Have u ever met a naija guy who is good at it?

nobniger: No b true, we be best

This is not the right way...plus her facials show ur mouth could be (u know)

Truckpusher: i only kiss when i'm broke...

Haha ur moniker says a lot...I wan go sleep na u carry this ur poverty statement come here to give me nightmares...

binger: Hmm...sounds like my type of thing. 'Crazy is good atimes'.

Crazy aint good atimes....its Fun all Times!!!! Remember Y.O.L.O

binger: Lolz...we're all learning.
And goodnight kisses are arousing. But if you wanna be super arøúsed,try morning kisses.(a good kiss is independent of time btw).

Haha Binger..Prof in Kissiology...have a great night... *kisses* (hope ur NL Val doesn't mind lol)

binger: Haha! Then go for a kissing contest.

None in Naija yet...but soon I'll be moving to somewhere were people are a lot freakier ha ha

Before I hug my teddy bear just wanna drop a lil tip for my naija guys on how not to ruin the liptimacy

For God's sake, don't blow your chance to kiss her
because you ate ludicrous amounts of garlic at dinner
and forgot to bring gum! A good way to avoid this is
by thinking ahead and keeping spices and foods that
tend to linger to a minimum at dinner. So, when
you're ordering, hold the onions and stay away from
garlic, curry, and other pungent spices, and opt for
foods with lemon or mint instead.
Always keep a pack of gum or mints in your car or in
your jacket pocket, and pop some in your mouth as
soon as you finish your meal or glass of beer. If you
even try to kiss her with horrible breath, you can be
sure that that will spell the end.

Odunharry: ahahah..thank God it nt ...bt read the topic of the thread

I get! But it doesn't mean I got to kiss every guy before knowin that good ones exist...moreover most of u can't(includin u)

binger: Bwahahahaha!
Nah,that is murderous.u'd be gasping for breath in a minute(highest).

Haha true but I wouldn't mind that for 3,300 dollars tho...

binger: There is no particular way. Like i said b4,it depends on the heat of situation.
But 3 things i must do to the errogenous parts...Kissing,Nibbling & Sucking.

Hope most of these learner guys will come n learn from u now....hope u gave ur woman a wonderful goodnite kiss...she's lucky haha

Okiki_Oluwa: ow k. U must be very hot. D guy was caught in d moment & he had 2 spoil ur fun. Wish 2 meet ya.

Not impossible

Caracta: Well, i've not kissed many. I find the lips that i've explored impressive. Especially in "heat" season like you pointed out. We gave good kissers out there. You can teach them too. Let them follow your lead. Truly, i've had wonderful kisses

I envy you babe....I wonder why I haven't been lucky enough in that aspect...its only in ma case that u see cuter than thou guys suckin at kissing...maybe I'll just let them follow my lead and do it the way I like it ha ha

binger: Explaining kissing like this means u don't do much.cos all i see is u following a particular 'trajectory' that will eventually bore ur partner when she begins to predict ur moves correctly.
Kissing is an art and how u kiss depends on the atmosphere of love-makìng.Not some,'upper to lower kinda moves'

Was loving sexkillz mode of kissing...till I read ur comment

...Seems ur d man...tell me how u kiss a lady

Flytefalls: ... Ew. The right amount can be sensual... But ew @ above

Hahaha u said it all flyte...gets all thick n slimy

binger: Because u were terribly kissed by a guy,doesn't mean u should generalize that 9ja guys suck at it.
When u find a good kisser(like me),u'll even prefer it to sèx.

Is this how u kiss?

Okiki_Oluwa: 2 things are involved.
It either you kissed the guy(s) with a Ronaldinho, an Alvaro Recoba or Luiz Suarez type of teeth. Don't try it again else ur ll be lipless soon.
2ndly @NessaFresh, do u v kpomo lips? As in shey na lips u get abi na ètè kpomo (big wide lips). If u get dis type, na ur biological fault. (joking).
Naija guys can kiss well. Ur conclusion is wrong, try real men.
mbok! I told ya. U r not gettv
ing dat kiss 4rm a good kisser. U v even tried an slowpoke. Eww!

Rotfl...guy abeg I no wan laff....trust me this dude wasn't a slowbecile...the guy was just too caught up in the moment and could not control himself...haha I have purrfect lips and the guys aren't Suarezic

Caracta: You can send a mail. Lets not derail this romantic thread.

Oh yeah...will do the system verification of yahoo tommorrow so we can talk....btw what do u have to say about naija guys laxity in lip to lip..had any memorable experience?