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ebamma: Did u pay+The mods+or seun to=Bring this topic to the frontpage

Nay..just for fun...know its a rhetoric question tho

momodub: calculations too much here una fit see winning lotto number for me

Loooooooool

Table Leg :
Watepipe... You need a cocktail of drugs!!!!

U're always attacking me....anyways thanks mahn

ollyboy009: This is kinda funny,but it actually got me thinking.nice one dude @op

Thanks hun

shymexx: Utter tosh...

The OP definitely got F in maths in school..

Lol...math wasn't my fav anyways but I always passed it

Warlord3000: I guess its time to start kicking a$$

And lick some too haha

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

kellygirl: i am seun osewa

loool

[color=#990000][/color]cool names

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom
was astonished to see the bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up. Then
she saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom." With the worst premonition, she
opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow
that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you. I've been finding
real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy. He already
owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with
his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed
can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't
worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over
at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center
drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home.

shiloh: . Anytime I read ur posts,u always sound bitter,why is dat??. Talk to me

LWKMd

Very formidable team

Dolemite: hAha science 1 god 0, science always prevails where god fails miserably...

And who created the bees?

God made our land fruitful

What's her name ...she is the most stunning! Loving her already

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I just searched your name and here is your last quoted comments. [/color]

OMG Wow thanks!! And I never knew all dis while...one problem solved I guess lol

There are many ways in which Seun and the Mods can make Nairaland better and more user friendly. It is no doubt the best Forum in Africa but there are certain loopholes here and there.
1. Reviewing the cause of a link before an antispambot ban: In my first week on NL, I almost never wanted to return to the site again after a treatment metted out to me by one Pyguru. Someone was asking for a way to access genuine info on Uniport post utme and I gave the uniport website link and got banned for 6 hours immediately for spamming. The thread was on Uniport and my link was for uniport so I wonder how I spammed. Last month I was banned in this section for starting a topic and putting a link too by Antispambot and I can help but wonder how I can make people know the news is genuine without a link. So NL owner and associates please program your apambots not to ban someone just because of a link even without knowing if the link is relevant.
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2. Warning Message Before Ban: Some people are new to NL and don't know the rules, so maybe before the MODS ban they should atleast send a message informing the USER that they are going against the rules before banning.
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3.Changing of Mail: Changing of one's NL mail should be made possible at least once. For three months now I've been receiving Mails on NL on my 'Yahoo' mail but cannot access my mail due to the problems.I will wish to change my NL mail to my Gmail so I can view, reply all mails sent to me on NL
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4: Quoting of ur comment: There should be an alert for when someone quotes ur comment just as the alert for Likes. Atimes its hard perusing through about 100-150(like the travel section threads)pages of comments trying to see if someone replied ur question or comment. The alert that more comments have been made on the thread on which you commented is not enough

Forgive my grammatical errors..na phone typing cause am

If U have any other suggestions on how Nairaland can be improved endeavour to drop them here so the Mods can't bring em to the notice of Seun. We as members deserve to have a say on how the site can be improved. #Straightup
Frontpage could be of help for more suggestions.

This is from that movie where Nkem acted as a blind man...funny movie

huni_naija: the face come resemble Goodluck's own.. hopefully its all an illusion for the babies sake!

Rotflmao

The girl de like him bros on afro lol

Okiki_Oluwa: Pèlé dear. Hope u r coping well.
stressed here also.

'shawties dem fine

Haha ladies man.... U don leave me behind na *crying*

Eiyaah sorry honeypie...safe journey

Okiki_Oluwa: I m doing fine. Just having fun on NL, just like you.

Lol ur fun Is way ahead of mine...am currently been stressed to hell by many things ooo...that's why I can't frequent NL anymore..how ur shawties?

Ucheosefoh: How u take know say his joystick is always red

iu should know ma profession

That guy always disturbing the section where this topic was posted...I go give am fire for fire...him never jam!

Gabriel_sylar: dis lady mouth looks like always doing mouth action

Lool your right....no wonder eldee dick de always red