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IFELEKE:
Leke!!!
I am who you say I am.
How are you Man?. . .Orange Rules!

So u dey enter dis joint ? y u no dey use spark inhouse? na wa for u oo. i go disable una from internet.just kidding bro,

IFELEKE:
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Gtbank Token was heavily subsidised(to a mere 2,500) to ensure it's affordability.Believe me, the cost incurred in ensuring a 3rd party transfer security device that guanrantees fast,higly secure and convienent way for transfers via the internet banking platform is way higher than the 2,500 price tag on it.
On the use of mobile phone,
I want to believe anybody accosted must have been disturbing others,It will take a complaint from a customer to warrant cautioning another customer on the use of mobile phone.
I will pass your message across to Ilupeju Branch.
Uche,
I once responded to this your post.
You are enquiring about what and where have you been sending the enquiries too? you can check out the bank's webiste gtbank.com for guidiance.
nethacker,are you an orange boy?
I am one .Br.901-TSG. . .you?

@Ifeleke, u r my namesake and i operate from the heart of the bank.processing centre Technology,network support, i am truly orange.by now u should knw who i am, and r u sure dat u r not ifedayo dada@901 under wasiu?log on to spark

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@nethackerI have taken up this issue with Mr. Lemboye (CSU, H/office), officially using the GTBank official web address and l would leave it at that for now.
By the way, l was expecting you would use your "xyz.abc[b]@gtbank.com[/b]" e-mail for such official matters, wetin be this "yahoo-yahoo" thingy?
Hmmmmm, Me no trust "yahoozee" that much o!
Just joking, No disrespects and thanks for the offer.

Mathew lemboye is no more at the H/O.He has left longtime ago like 18months.So wen did ur issue happen.I dont use my official email on Nairaland.Classified

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In summary:
Long term safety of funds: First Bank
Efficiency : GTB/ZENITH
Customer Service : GTB
Obnoxious charges and bad manners: UBA

I dont want to go into "staff appearance" since this is closely tied to how much the bank pays its staff but First bank staff should either wear well-made Suits or wear" Buba and Shokoto", in the alternative!
Looking like a scare-crow just for the sake of wearing a Suit is a dis-service to Corporate dressing!
Pay your staff some sizable dressing allowance, abeg, First Bank,

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Last page,

Finally, please let those GTB staff lurking around here tell their Managers to instruct their Ilupeju branch to stop harassing customers over use of Mobile phone in the banking hall, its an OUTDATED DIRECTIVE.

please who specifically in ilupeju branch?reach me on val2rhyme@yahoo.com , pleaseeeee

bayourgold:
FOR WHAT I KNOW AND BELIEVE ,THERE ARE TWO BANKS IN NIGERIA , IS GTBANK AND OTHERS ,I VE BEEN USING THEM FOR THE PAST 6YRS AND I CAN'T REMEMBER HAVING ANY BAD EXPERIENCE ABOUT THEM.THEY ARE SO POLITE, FRIENDLY,TRNSPARENT IN THEIR DEALINGS,AND DOWN TO HEART .
I GIVE IT TO GTBANK OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

oh oh Thankyou !!

Nicols:
I bank with UBA, GTB & Zenith but really regret banking with UBA. I dont want to have any business with them as soon as I finish paying off my loan. These guys will rip you off with their hidden charges to make the matter worse, their ATM went off as a result of power outage at their bank just the moment my money was about to be dispensed and after verbal and written complaints I am yet to get my 20k which was debited and never dispensed. I thought ATM are supposed to run on UPS? Anyway, I've decided to move my salary account to GTB because they are tested and trusted.

Thank you pls toooooolld them

ihir:
I think the best bank in nigeria is Finlandbank in gwagwalada,because my BF is working hard there.

imagine we dey look for animal wey get horn,snail sef dey show Does having a close person work in a bank makes d bank the best then u can tell me that being born in a bakery makes the person a loaf of bread,

WildOne:
GTBank is my prefered bank. But I hate their policy when it comes to recruitment sha. Heard that over 60% of the people you see in their banking halls are contract staff.

na lie oooooo . They hv contract staff but not up to that my dear

@topic, i don do one b4, it was really painful  

Grizzly:
Never kissed or been kissed.
Agape, french, whicheva.
Berra believe it.
My first kiss'll prolly be on d altar.

who u wan fool abeg go sit down for somewhere, jehova witness

cvibe:
As sly as a Fox, that's what GTbank is.

All you supporters, they only show you the side they want you to see but scratch a little above the surface _{(like i did)} and all you see is a Cowboy bank that will do anything.

@ Oxone, stop deceiving yourself that they have your best interest at heart.

@^ cvibe. i am very sure u dont hv a bank account with any of the banks.I dont understand the surface u scratch ooooo.aproko .
GTB 4 life!!!!

love dey fade wel wel, but can always strike ur heart wen u come in contact with dat person u once love

@tkalas,where u dey work add me to ur yahoo, val2rhyme@yahoo.com

na wa oo , ur first 2 post na scam, house pls beware

jbdn:
Please don't fool yourselves O. Not all the banks are in great shape. When banks start doing buy one get ,one free you know there is a problem.

It's still GTBank and Others.That is a bank founded on principles and banking ethics. Ecobank stands for these too, but I wish they would stop trying to join the joneses and remain rue to banking ideals.

GTBank will nvr do buy one get one free common IPO GTBank no dey do .even promo u will nvr see us do it. so , abeg clap 4 us , _{pa pa pa pa pa pa}

sealworld:
Diamond Bank and Ecobank always

@^ ECO waaaattt!!!! and DIA waaaaat!!!!!!??

adejokemi:
GTB is good in all facets except their internet banking.
from a personal experince, i lost N100k to them through ATM withdrawals and beleive me my pin wasnt compromised. uptill now after 4months, they are still looking for my money.

another side to it, i suspect that all these so called fraudsters must have insiders in gtb simply because, the rate at which frauds occurs in the bank is quite alarming, so lets be careful.
not sabotaging them because all banks are experincing them but at varying level, gtb has to do something on this.

peace out!!

Sorry where is ur branch? bell me on 08020330117

Maacdi:
Technically, the 24 banks are in good shape, there is an impending verification exercise by the central Bank to ascertain the veracity of their claims, Hopefully they should come out clean.

However , i think the choice of "best bank" is a subjective one, based on your expectations, They all have the basic requirements to be classified "sound bank", God bless Soludo.The way each comes across to you is defined by you.

I stick with GTB, Sorry, i'm being subjective, my "madam" works there, they are good though.

@^ @ Maacdi wats ur madam's name and which branch is she?

hubreality:
GTBank takes my vote. Why? GTBank have gone beyond secured bank, their customer relations and satisfaction is sweet and peaceful. No hidden charges anywhere.

u r the bomb!!!! join the leading party up GTB!~!!!!

@house pls for those of u that were text to come to uyo on saturday,pls call the number that sent u a txt to confirm.A colleague in my office just called and was told that it has been postponed till nxt week saturday but still in uyo so pls call to confirm now now

patwhizkid:
Am around

i knw u r dear, hv been waiting, can we c ur pix too, abi wetin i talk v3nom4eva ?  

charlione:
it was a disaster! teeth clanging and all  I almost swallowed her

but who wan try me now?

who wan try u now?go try correct calabar ashewo   them go kiss ur lips to melting point  

which kind scam be this, wat is field support officers?which field?give us detailed job specification and description

yjay:
abi o! so send the picture then

lets hv urs honey,

pathwhizkid dear.Do u mind showing me wat u look like?i dont even understand y all these babes won't upload their pix.We dont even knw the ones we hv been talking to sef.   i tire

patwhizkid:
Hmmmmn, so yu are d one dat raped my lips while i was sleeping ehn

@^   u did d above to me now.i was jazzed by u   , i fell intentionally 4 it n u had ur way smooothly  

patwhizkid:
I nefa kiss b4 o

@^   @patwhizkid,check my pix whether u go see mark for my cheek,   .hv u forgotten ur first kiss was wit me  

i 4 fear.

v3nom4eva:
@net

I have a fetish for ladies wif good lipz. .
As i no get werin i go tell am AFTER all the paparazzi n swagger wey we don establish. . .i just talk my mind and she dey form levels, na him i begin spik patua for am. . b4 i could say "Hmmm". . .she tell me say make i kiss am. . D tin dey like sex. . na 7 rounds we go

@yjay

werin dey happen girlfriend?

things dey happen

yjay can u see wat ur guy posted?  

v3nom4eva:
@nethanger

me?? ashawo?? olorun maje. . . mo ye!!!

It sorta reminds me of this girl i met on FB, when we met in person, i didn't really know wht to tell her, so i just said "I'd sure love to kiss you". . .she declined @ 1st, but then i pushed &pushed. . .till she finally agreed to. . I think i still have scars from the kiss on my lips. . i no fit drink hot akamu again. . .

Now i know y some ladies aren't good kissers. . .dem dey chop lips instead of the other way

That one no be new thing now, the girl gbadun u that na y she agreed to kiss u. but na wa for u ooo u meet babe for face book and u don sharp sharp ******

v3nom4eva:
@post

A kiss wif a different lady feels like the first time. . . Cuz na new lipz. . new system of kissing

ashawo but na true u talk sha .new lips new sensation and new ******

o ga ooooo

LadyT:
My first kiss was amazing.  He was a fantastic teacher.  It was slow and soft and I thought I was going to die. He made love to my mouth with his.

!!! imagine   see description  
mine was in pry sch.It was heavenly(well still very young).But was felt more in my secondary school days, a delta babe, chai   those babes good!!!!! i nvr see !!!

izeek:
@nethacker,
there's nothing crazy bout this talk ,
apparently his has weighed their qualities, and found it difficult to decide.
so i simply asked him to weigh the quantites.

izeek n mikkyphp r just crazy set of guyz  

TheSeeker:
When you still contact your ex, chances are that you will end up having to meet and when that happens, old feelings rush through your veins and your hormones become vastly uncontrollable.

Exactly!!!! this is wat i have been trying to explain siiiiiiiiiince, thx jare my broda

breathless:
while it make d guy feel good anway, it spells something; u r an endangered specie waiting 2 b pouched @ d slightest opportunity

@^ i disagree, My girlfriend told me she admired me and we got along well.Although it happened wen i just had a broken relationship anyway.But i think thats one out of 10000 . there r some that has done that,i do tell them i hv girlfriend but to my surprise,they dont mind playing games . as a guy i used to feel ok and play along.

its not advisable at all to keep in touch with EX.I am a living example.My ex knows m new babe and she still wants me like ever b4.she calls me even more than my girlfriend.she is working and very comfortable.Oftentimes she came to my house and we made love i no go lie(which means that i cheated on my girlfriend n i apologised and promised nvr to do such).I had to stop her from calling me.Even @ that she still calls n i will tell my female cousin to pick my fone and tell her that she is my girlfriend.She still calls.So i dont think its ok to maintain good contacts with EX's(na for me b that oo)