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PoliticsRe: 67 Ridiculous Laws From Around The World That Still Actually Exist by neuljosh(m): 11:26am On Aug 22, 2014
Funny sh*t. anyway, you can check out my signature
EducationRe: Nigerian Teenage Scientists Develops Cure For Mouth Odour, Wins Award by neuljosh(m): 11:25am On Aug 22, 2014
Ok cool... Don't forget to check out my signature
HealthRe: American Doctor Treated For Ebola Released From The Hospital by neuljosh(m): 4:59pm On Aug 21, 2014
Hmmm
HealthRe: Ebola Cripples West African Economies As Fearful Workers Stay Home by neuljosh(m): 10:25am On Aug 21, 2014
simple2004: ok
rill: Ok
Okay :-)
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He's Not Going To Propose Marriage by neuljosh(m): 12:18pm On Aug 20, 2014
says the marriage expert
SportsRe: Ebola: CAF Gives Nigeria All Clear To Host Matches by neuljosh(m): 1:58am On Aug 20, 2014
There is no cause for alarm. At-least not yet.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by neuljosh(op): 1:35am On Aug 20, 2014
Jesuspistol: Which blog did you get it from
University of Hawaii not blog. The source is right there you know.
BusinessRe: Africa's Growth Potential- And Its "Next 10" Biggest Cities by neuljosh(m):
Africa's Growth Potential- And Its "Next 10" Biggest Populated Cities

FIXED
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Soldiers Mutiny, Demand Better Equipment by neuljosh(m):
The FG never takes anything serious until it hits them on the head. I so wish the so called Boko Haram would think straight for ones and help us lunch a successful bomb attack on Aso Rock and delete all those corrupt pot belly naggers. They would turn from terrorist to heroes
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by neuljosh(m): 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2014
wow just watched the Trailer on youtube. This Movie is definitely gonna be one of the best cinematography coming out of Nollywood and Africa
Nairaland GeneralRe: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by neuljosh(op): 3:41pm On Aug 19, 2014
DikeOha882: How can you say Akara+Wuman is Yoruba + english? Akara is Igbo not Yoruba. It should have been Igbo + English
Corrected Akara is used by both Yorubas and Igbo so I added Igbo to it.
HealthRe: Ebola Scare: Policeman Flees After Mistaking Eboka For Ebola by neuljosh(m): 2:52pm On Aug 19, 2014
Good one now I know how to scare off your Nigerian Police. yeye dey smell!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by neuljosh(op): 2:46pm On Aug 19, 2014
Nairaland GeneralOrigin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by neuljosh(op):
Naijá Pigin is open to a lot of influences from English and local Nigerian languages, especially from Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba and the Edo and other group of languages spoken in the Niger Delta.

While much of the vocabulary of Naijá Pigin is derived from English its major lexifier, the rest of the vocabulary come from its other contributory languages such as Edo, Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba, as well as a significant contribution from Portuguese. See the following examples.

From English:

chop------------‘to eat/to consume’
domot----------- ‘door mouth area’
doti-------------‘dirt’
pesin------------ ‘someone’
trowe------------‘throw away’
tok---------------‘to speak’
waka-------------‘to walk’

From the Edo:

kpangolo----------'container’
kpekere-----------‘plantain chips’
okada-------------‘motor-bike’
ororo--------------‘vegetable oil’
ozeba-------------‘a big problem’

From Hausa:

dabaru-----------‘to destroy’
dogo-------------‘a tall person’
gworo------------‘cola nut’
koboko-----------‘horse whip’
suya-------------‘spicy grilled meat’

From Igbo:

akamu----------- ‘corn starch /pap’
biko--------------‘please’
obodo------------‘land/country’
okrika------------‘second-handed item’
ogbanje----------‘a water spirit’
ugu--------------‘pumpkin leaves’

From Yoruba:

adire-------------‘tie and dye’
agbo-------------‘herbal medicine’
ashawo----------‘a prostitute’
shakara----------‘show-off’
she--------------‘hope’
shele-------------‘happen/take place’

From Portuguese:

kpalava-----------`trouble’
pikin-------------- ‘child’
sabi-------------- ‘to know’

Compounding

akara-wuman---------- Yoruba/Igbo+English---------------- ‘a women who fries and sells bean cakes’
boku-bai--------------- French + English-------------- ‘wholesale’
egbe-weja------------- Edo + English----------------- ‘a bouncer at a club, a thug or hoodlum’
go-slo----------------- English + English-------------- ‘traffic jam’
ova-sabi--------------- English+Portuguese----------- ‘one who shows he knows too much’

boku∙boku------------- French---------- ‘in large number’
boi∙boi---------------- English---------------- ‘a male household servant’
sabi∙sabi-------------- Portuguese------------ ‘someone who thinks he or she knows everything’
waka∙waka------------ English---------------- ‘someone who about aimlessly or without any destination’ or ‘a prostitute’
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid : Spanish Super Cup (1 - 1) On 19th August 2014 by neuljosh(m): 1:39pm On Aug 19, 2014
UP Madrid

oh sorry I meant, Real Madrid grin
FashionRe: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by neuljosh(m): 1:38pm On Aug 19, 2014
Who she be. I don't think I ever came across that name before huh But that is no of my business
HealthRe: US Commends Nigeria As Four More Ebola Patients Are Discharged by neuljosh(m): 1:32pm On Aug 19, 2014
Thanks but no thanks lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Besiktas Vs Arsenal :Champions League Playoff : (0 - 0) On 19th August 2014 by neuljosh(m): 12:25pm On Aug 19, 2014
Arsenal dey hot this season oo
AutosRe: Low-priced Made-in-nigeria Hyundai Cars Goes On Sale by neuljosh(m): 12:23pm On Aug 19, 2014
Reading...
PoliticsBREAKING: Nigerians Can Now Send Money Abroad Using Western Union by neuljosh(op): 11:44am On Aug 18, 2014
First it was reintroduction of paypal, and now Nigerians can send money abroad via Western Union. See details:

THE Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) yesterday launched the first international outbound money transfer channel which will allow transfer of funds overseas from Nigeria using the Naira currency instead of the Dollar or other foreign exchange denominations.

Following this initiative, an opportunity has also been provided for people without bank accounts to transfer funds overseas to either wards or dependants as they can now do so with the more than 500 Western Union agents and accredited Bureaux de Change across Nigeria.

For now however, transfers up to the limit of the equivalent of $2000 only is allowed as the apex bank said it needs to gauge the mode and reasons for transfers.
http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/nigerians-can-now-send-money-abroad-in-naira.88592/

A wecome development I'll say. Share your opinions

Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Pope Francis In South Korea by neuljosh(m): 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2014
binary123: why?.because of the beautiful picture display here or what?; here in nigeria i know most evil and cultist people hide under the name ("i am a catholic"winkpls dont be proud of it. i rather be a pagan than be catholic. if you reality need salvation go to bible believing church and stop this (:I was born a Catholic and will die a Catholicsmiley rubishhhhhhhhhhhh.
You said it all God Bless you !! Catholics with their stupid mentality of born catholic ignorant die catholic ignorant
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Pope Francis In South Korea by neuljosh(m): 3:18pm On Aug 17, 2014
His visit wont change anything the guy is more of a politician. South Korea welcomes as much as they would have welcomed Bill Gate and other popular face around the world.
Science/TechnologyRe: 11 Animals With Violent Sex Lives by neuljosh(m): 5:29am On Aug 16, 2014
is typing
CultureRe: Nigeria: Are We Really That Bad and Beyond Repair? by neuljosh(m): 5:21am On Aug 16, 2014
reading!!
TravelRe: 10 Most Famous Streets In Lagos(pic) by neuljosh(m): 5:20am On Aug 16, 2014
reading!!
PoliticsEXPOSED: Foreign Journalist Interviews Yahoo Boys (A Must Read) by neuljosh(op): 12:18pm On Aug 13, 2014
I just returned from a reporting trip to Nigeria, where I was travelling around the country talking to terrorism experts, nomadic cattle herders, and government officials about how global warming affects conflict in the country. I lucked out with an amazing fixer. As a newswire reporter focused on the terrorist group Boko Haram, he was able to provide crucial context for my story. But Michael* also grew up a "street boy," meaning he was able to make fast friends in the slum villages and farming communities we visited. He put himself through college, and after working as a Nigerian soap opera actor and door-to-door men's clothing salesman, he clawed his way into journalism. Before that, he used to hang out with nomadic cow-herding kids, children who sell bottled water by the roadside, and budding scam artists. Yes, Nigerian scam artists, like the ones who send you emails purporting to be from an African prince who will pay you to help him move $3 million into your country, and all you have to do is give him your bank account number. I told Michael I wanted to interview his scammer friends. He said there was no way that his dudes would talk for less than $600. Shocker. Of course, at Mother Jones we don't pay for interviews. But I figured I'd be doing a public service by distracting the scammers from conning old folks for a couple hours. So I offered $100 for a rare glimpse at the human faces behind the syntax-challenged spam. We settled on $130, and off we went.

"Whenever we want to fraud somebody, we will know what you are worth," Danjuma says. "Where are you working?" Even "how much you have in your account." They glean all this information just by developing a tight relationship with the dupe. If the mark is worthwhile, the scammer works up "a level of trust," Danjuma continues. "Maybe the person doesn't have a husband, and the person is looking for a husband in Nigeria. Maybe…you need a black man," he says, his down-sloping eyes very serious.

At that point, the scammer will start to "give [the victim] a process," promising to come visit her, but asking for money to take care of a few things first: "My car has problem," or "My father is in Italy. He did not send money for me."

"Because you love me, then you say, 'Okay,'" Sheye interrupts. "I go and withdraw my money. I keep on enjoying with my girls here." He laughs wildly.

Over the past decade or so, the United States has cracked down on Nigerian Internet scams. Western Union, for example, would not allow me to wire my Nigerian fixer an advance portion of his pay because, the operator told me, I was likely the victim of fraud. Still, Nigerian fraudsters manage to dupe Americans into forking thousands of dollars over to complete strangers each year. In 2011, the FBI received close to 30,000 reports of advance fee ploys, called "419 scams" after the section of the Nigerian criminal code that outlaws fraud. The agency received over 4,000 complaints of advance fee romance scams in 2012, with victim losses totaling over $55 million. Nigerians aren't the only ones committing international advance fee fraud, but nearly one-fifth of all such scams originate in the West African country. The scams often involve phony lottery winnings, job offers, and inheritance notices.

Ten years ago, Sheye and Danjuma, who are both in their mid-30s, say they could make up to 2 million naira—about $12,000—per Yahoo job, but the "US are very wise" now, Sheye says. They typically only make about $200 per "client" these days, though they know other scammers who still rake in millions of naira through the email schemes. "There is this boy in Kaduna [a city in northern Nigeria] who made over 2 million naira" last year on 419 scams, Danjuma says. "And he is not even 18."

The two fraudsters make most of their money duping fellow Nigerians. (They insist that tricking people is not the same as stealing. "We don't thief," Danjuma says.) They told me about one elaborate scam, called Elawala (or "Let's go" in Igbo, one of the languages spoken in Nigeria), that they occasionally pull on their countrymen. It involves a taxi cab, a "juju man," magic charms, and a huge bag of cash (and it's way too complicated to explain here). Another go-to scam involves a taxi cab, a French man, a locked box filled with gold, and very expensive pliers. (Ditto.) They asked to hire me out for a day for one of their cons because, they said, my white skin would bolster their credibility. "Black man believes that white man is reality," Danjuma explains.

They make a tidy living. Sheye and Danjuma say they are each worth about $60,000, in a country where more than [s]70 percent of the population lives on less than $2 a day[/s]. They say they'd make a lot more than that, but they blow much of their income entertaining "clients" in order to convince the victims they're legit. They'll fly potential marks to Ghana, for example, and put them up in a fancy hotel while they meet with Sheye and Danjuma's faux business partners there. Since Ghana is a less corrupt country, they say, victims are more likely to enter into a business deal with a Ghanaian than a Nigerian. The two say they own homes worth about a quarter million dollars each.

The Nigerian Economic and Financial Crimes Commission is tasked with cracking down on con men like these. So is Interpol. The duo says they are able to skirt law enforcement because they have a lot of people on their payroll. "They're all criminals," Danjuma explains. They estimate that 30 percent of their earnings go to what they call "security"—that is, the payment of bribes. "We are not scared of any minister or president," Danjuma says, his words slightly slurred by the third 20-ounce bottle of Star. "We are not scared of him…Bleep him."

They justify what they do by claiming that the highest levels of the Nigerian government are ridden with scammers. The fancy neighborhood where we meet backs up against a slum village. We take a stroll through it after the interview. The shack homes are constructed of used plastic cement bags tied to sticks. Feral dogs scamper around. A rivulet of garbage and water runs down the central dirt road.

"The money [the government] should have used to construct this road, they are using for personal use," Sheye says. "That is why we are bad boys."

*Not their real names.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/03/what-i-learned-from-nigerian

RomanceRe: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by neuljosh(m): 7:17am On Aug 13, 2014
cheesy wink smiley
PoliticsRe: INEC Presents Certificate Of Return To Aregbesola by neuljosh(m): 4:05am On Aug 13, 2014
cheesy cheesy

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Quarantined In Hong Kong Over Ebola by neuljosh(m): 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2014
The Chinese is doing their part. If only they had a cure, Ebola would have been a thing of the past
TV/MoviesRe: Suggest Your Favorite 2014 Movies So Far by neuljosh(op): 3:29pm On Aug 12, 2014
twinstaiye(m) can this be a FP material?
HealthRe: All Doses Of Experimental Ebola Drug Sent To west Africa by neuljosh(m): 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2014
Ebola this Ebola that, I beg I done tire for the matter

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