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KGD10:
Your uselesssss self don't know elementary school idiom as poor as church rat?

Look at your mirror then come back here and read what the OP wrote, drink water and then understand.

First sign of BAT people - quick to insult.

KGD10:
Your Unintelligible self don't know "as poor as the church rat" idioms?

Bunch of dumbbbbb miscreantsss

Oh its an idiom now eh? U guys defend anything.

God ahbeg.
Can u imagine? Please don't imagine this man being the president. Don't even wish it upon us, the common Nigerias.

Richardlove:
I will be physically present at the office tomorrow, Monday to hear from the HR, thanks. quote

Nice

Start with the HR first. Write a formal complain stating the information you just wrote here in clear terms. In the letter, ask for clarification and subsequently, payment of the outstanding balance owed to you.
Please ensure there's no error on your part.

ajiboyeshola:
If you are good at writing, join onlinebookclub.org.message if you need guidance on it.

HI, do they have good writing jobs?

DaBogu:
Position: Chartered Accountant
Remuneration: N300,000 - N400,000 net.

This client is an investment firm focused on African and Black-led startups.

Some of their portfolio members include companies like Bamboo, and Green Africa Airlines just to name a few.

They are looking for an accountant to support, manage and report on financial data for the organization.

Interested in this? Please send your CV to skylamky1@gmail.com.

Great job you're doing bro. More grace and openings!

Please if there's an opening in Plateau kindly state, including NGOs.

Thank you.

Threesha:
Job Title: Payroll Officer
Location: Ikoyi

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
1. Ensure the accurate and timely preparation and distribution of salaries and wages
2. Process timesheets and maintains salary variations on a monthly basis including all allowances, new staff, terminations, leave and other relevant information on the computerized database in current and accurate form.
3. Prepare and forward invoices to the clients
4. Reconciliation of Invoices to determine the accuracy and completeness of receipts from the clients
5. Attends to personnel and payroll enquires as necessary.
6. Prepares reports and correspondence related to the full range of day -to -day and cyclical payroll functions.
7. Ensure compliance with all state and federal requirements in relation to statutory deductions
8. Identifies, investigates, and resolves discrepancies in timesheet and payroll records
9. Liaise with Human Resources and other departments when investigating and responding to queries regarding payroll.
10. In conjunction with the Payroll Manager, ensure the continuous implementation and improvement of payroll policies, procedures and processes

REQUIREMENTS
1. BSc/HND in related field.
2. Minimum of 2-3 years’ experience in payroll administration
3. Good communication skills.
4. Experience in the use of major software packages
5. Ken attention to details
6. Accurate data entry skills
7. Excellent time management & organizational skills


Interested candidates to Send CV to jobs@lingtonandbernie.com

Note that only qualified candidates will be shortlisted.

Great job you're doing bro. More grace and openings!

Please if there's an opening in Plateau kindly state, including NGOs.

Thank you.

One day people will beg writers on this platform.
One day writers will smile and take jobs because they want to, not because they want to survive.
One day competitive rates will rule the roost.
One day...

What's the company name, address, or website?

Worth it. But I feel the cash gift would have been better. Perhaps the guy is already loaded.

Wow. Goodluck! God's favour all the way! You guys will make it big!

Imagine. Every single economic, security, and political indicator points to this - Failed State!

LL.B Law
5years+ Experience
Legal Consultant, Copy and Content Writer
B.L Certification

Monthly or weekly payments?

Is there any kind person/contact here on Nairaland with a job opportunity in Jos, Plateau? Please comment if you do.

Thank you.

gammarays1:
Today's rate is 140 naira
Price fluctuates

Lol. NO DEAL.

What's the rate? I have 215 pi I might want to sell.

BorderlessTrade:
No one was scammed. I wrote a befitting reply to all your accusations of scam. don't know why Nairaland didn't publish it. But I'll definitely clean my name here over time. Wouldn't have launched this project now if I knew I'll deal with so much trash by writers who are so desperate to get paid that they neglect much of my instructions.

Post the said articles. You're making this look like a hatchet job already. You've got links to them, then put them up for writers here to establish your case. It's that simple.

BorderlessTrade:
I've read all the scam accusations. Time for a detailed and befitting reply.
Okay, so you expected me to pay N5 or N10 per word for crappy articles that don't even follow simple instructions. Most of you didn't even read my instructions. It's annoying to even check most the articles submitted.
I could overlook poor language with grammar errors, but certainly not outright disregard of instructions.
You don't just write to fill the word-count. You are writing to help someone solve a problem. Most of you guys were in a hurry to just finish the article and get paid. It doesn't work that way.
I specifically mentioned these requirements:
An in-depth research
Satisfying users' search intentions
Arranging ideas in a descending order of importance
Giving each paragraph a topic sentence and emphasizing it with relevant details
Using simple language
Here's a simple example of the type of article I wanted from writers. Compare this example with the article you wrote before calling me names on Nairaland.
https://proxypayee.com/webmoney-to-skrill/
You don't know how it feels reviewing a dozen worthless articles. You want me to pay N5,000 or N10,000 for a 1k word article that no body will read through. How could that help my website or drive traffic? I'd rather do this job gradually a lone and achieve my target in 10 months than publish dozens of low-quality articles in 1 month. Hence, I've decided to suspend it for now.
To the lazy writers on Nairaland who think writing is all about word-count, let me advice you. You won't get anywhere with that attitude and no high-value client will ever hire you long-term. So, if you really want to succeed in this trade, it's mandatory to develop your writing skills further. Follow these steps:
1. Download the free collocation dictionary of 5000 most frequently used words in America. Use the link below.
https://www.academia.edu/29501273/Word_Frequency_List_of_American_English
This will help you in building the 2500 core vocabulary need for native-style writing.
2. Use this online utility tool to whenever you finish writing an article. It'll show you the total variety of words used in that article and also flag unusual words that make comprehension difficult. The tool also shows how easy or difficult your is to comprehend. If you understand how to use this tool, it'll help you a lot in improving your articles.
3. Read a lot ... a lot. Read high-quality articles, buyer feedback on Amazon, and comments on U.S forums like Reddit. This will help you to develop a knack for fluency.
4. Use this grammar book by "TheFreeDictionary" to sharpen your writing.
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/The-Farlex-Grammar-Book.htm
It's available for free online reading but the PDF copy costs a few dollars. You can open each item on the table of contents page, copy and paste its contents in a word document and convert it to PDF.
5. Use this "Federal Plain Language Guidelines" document to further improve your writing
https://www.plainlanguage.gov/media/FederalPLGuidelines.pdf
6. Get a writer that you'll imitate, such as a foreign journalist. Copy and paste their best articles in a word document. Collect up to 10,000 words of their articles and use the tool below to convert the word document into an MP3 file. Download the MP3 file and be listening to it on your phone or laptop even when you are working on other things.
7. Use this plagiarism tool whenever you write an article. You can check 500 words at a time free of charge, and it's one of the best out there.
8. Last but not least, practice writing every day.
I like to help, but I don't tolerate laziness. Most of your submissions reek laziness.

So, for those who think I'm a scammer who got away with their sample articles, you are wrong. I'll definitely get back to the good writers among you.

Check the test article you submitted against the example I linked to at the beginning of this post and tell me whether I should accept it.

Well, I don't know why you're quoting me. I merely asked a question about you deleting the space because I wanted to send what you assigned to me. Also, you should do more than post what you think is a perfect article. Post the ones you consider scrap as well. I believe you have links to the test articles submitted to you. Please do avail them here, so that we can all analyze them against the backdrop of the allegations against you.

cleverseo:
He's scammed y'all bro

Thank your stars

Imagine if he allowed y'all to work the whole month till October

hmmm

Hahaha ha
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
Damn. That guy is ice cold!

Transsion o. It will still hang!

RealLordZeus:
Lawyer 60k Abuja

Na wa ooo

Baba if you see wetin lawyers dey experience eh. This 60k is even generous. Many firms in Abuja hardly go above 35k.

clockwisereport:
please explain it to us in simple terms

Don't mind that one. He also doesn't know.

BorderlessTrade:
I'm currently vetting applicants. If you haven't received an invitation from me on Google Chat, I'll send out another batch of emails after screening the current applicants. Most aren't good at all. Only about about 2 or 3 out of 10 applicants meet the required standards, and I need about 10 - 15. When it's your turn, please understand the instructions and ask questions where you are confused before starting to write.

Hi, I noticed the workspace group wasn't available any more. Did you delete it? I sent a test article to your workspace chat, though.

I like threads like this coz they remind us of the times. But if at this time someone can't see that extra time go soon finish.... Sorry!

So what's the next stage?