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They should give him his award for Cultism and Electoral Malfeasance instead

Bastard

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXCknqbQvs?si=K3lAZAP7Nk3DQrJD

What's beautiful about her? Is it because she looks like albino??

Bobloco:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/55910-nigerians-dead-21000-abducted-in-4-years-study/

This was where El-Rufai the king of Muslim-Christian genocide was described as a tender-hearted man

Good01:
By Idowu Isamotu



https://dailytrust.com/labour-movement-worth-dying-for-says-ajaero-after-visit-to-police/

Okay he should've died that time, instead of travelling to Dubai with swollen eyes after the DSS of APC beat the shit out of him

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailytrust.com/strike-fg-evokes-no-work-no-pay-policy-against-resident-doctors/?utm_source=beloud.com&utm_medium=beloud.com

Why would they expect to get paid for work they did not do?

Nigeria is such a bizarre environment

Newlymarried:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97FqQMeJC0w
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https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/police-arrest-navy-officer-over-alleged-killing-of-ex-chief-of-naval-staff-son/amp/

Well the victim's father (as the substantive naval chief) stole the resources he used to procure that truck from enlisted men like that perp...it's almost a full cycle at this point..

Omooba77:
https://dailytrust.com/dpo-gunned-down-at-military-checkpoint-in-zamfara/

Good job

DeLaRue:
The government needs to find a legal way to clip the wings of this NLC.

The police invited the man. No big deal. If you or you organisation has committed a crime under the law, the police can prosecute you - again, no big deal.

The NLC thinking they're bigger than the law just shows how weak the present government is.

Under Mr Buhari, ASUU went on strike for 8 months. The man did not bat an eyelid and refused to pay their salary during the 8 months. Nobody begged ASUU before they returned to work and even after going back to work, Mr Buhari still refused to pay them.

The current President generously paid 4 months out of the 8 months despite the fact that under the 'no work, no pay' rule applied by Mr Buhari, they were not entitled to the 8 months salary.

The current government has also settled the minimum wage with NLC.

Yet, every little thing, the NLC threatens to shut the country down.

Could they try this under Mr Buhari. Absolutely not.

Your certificate-forger and drug-addict boss is above the law, that's why his testicles are permanently inside your dirty mouth

HeatSeeker:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/728808-nigeria-among-countries-with-highest-divorce-rate-report.html

Not surprising for a nation of users

lexy2014:
does the news make sense to you? go and find the person shoot him

Fúck out of my mentions already, dumb ass slave

londonerr:
https://punchng.com/72-illegal-refineries-uncovered-in-one-week-nnpc/

Melee Kyari thinks he's the only one who knows how to rob Nigeria

ShoeGetSize:
https://guardian.ng/technology/telecoms/ncc-uncovers-100000-sim-cards-linked-to-one-individual/

That person ought to be taken to Bar Beach and shot in front of a crowd of gawkers like in the good old days

Biodun556:
https://www.arise.tv/fcta-plans-underground-light-rail-to-connect-abuja-metro-station-with-cbd-bus-terminal/

Wike, ogogoro master want to build underground for una

I laugh in whiskey

Rossikk:
SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH.

You don't know everything there is to know in this world.

Don't think because you speak English...

The sad thing is that there are thousands more such 'miracles' in the imported oyinbo ''holy book'' you carry about, which I'm sure you believe and respect, because it is imported from the land of ''white people''.

But the miracle that happens in your own backyard must be fake.

BRITISH-BRAINWASHED IDIOTS.

LMAO....Rosstimental

odimbannamdi:
Insightful! Thanks for sharing.

But just to confirm something:

In 1 above, you mocked Aisha for calling on all Labour Party agents to send results to a particular whatsapp number. Then in 3b, you said that PDP and APC agents were asked to "forward" the results of polling units to the collation centre

Please, how exactly will they "forward" to the results?

You're wasting your time. That fellow is not just dishonest, he's insane

Animal

The average hausa-fula is no better than a cow

Tinubu:
May his Gentle soul rest

This is one death of someone who isn't my relation that actually made me cry

Such a brilliant and extremely promising person gone just like that...This guy was legit on his way to being one of the top four automobile dealers/Mechs in naija

This guy gave me free advice when I wanted to buy my first car in 2018, and also set me up with a buyer of a car I posted for sale here, all without requesting or collecting a dime...

I detested after market CNG installations in vehicles, of which he was a very strong advocate for. And I never wasted any opportunity to put it to him with all my muscle, while sometimes attacking his person inadvertently in the process..

But he never reciprocated the insults, and instead took pains to explain to me his position and at most, ignored me and my bad bele. He was very focused and also very peaceful...

May God give his family the fortitude to bear this very painful loss...

Gazzuzz was different

I remember when I bought oil from him; whilst he casually walked me back to my car he'd assessed my tyres and he advised me of the ones I needed to replace immediately, to avoid the risk of explosion

That's kindness

Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

Better run away from that psycho

MrBrownJay1:
ok sista... good luck in your search.

Maybe na you go still marry am

Morbeta11:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8dpyl5j5vmo

It's not rocket science, Koreans don't like niggâs

Newlymarried:
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/article/2024/aug/26/i-miss-home-13-year-old-nigerian-girls-trapped-as-sex-workers-in-ivory-coast

Even when things were rough for all those small-small West African countries in the seventies/eighties and Nigeria was booming, their women and girls did not have to come here for ashawo work. Only their men came here to hustle...

Shame on Nigeria and all these useless and foolish old men pretending to lead her!

Ndimkpurummiri:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/rbgxSDatMJY5Ukyx/?mibextid=oFDknk

Omokri is the King of Rétards

Racoon:
https://independent.ng/ribadu-comes-under-fire-as-bandits-overwhelm-security-agencies/?utm_source=&utm_medium=%5Btwitter%5D

Ribadu is the most incompetent NSA in Nigerian history and clearly he's being kept in that position as a figurehead precisely because of his weak personality and lack of any useful clout within the military intelligence community.

Skooltynz:
Make everything blow up let's divide all solutions profered all failed

Awusa people are already asking for division too, at this point.

voicemail956:
Davido shows off his bedroom in his $78 million Bombardier 7500 private jet.

Asake, Zlatan and Davido dancing to 'Fuji Vibes' As Davido shows off his bedroom in his $78 million Bombardier 7500 private jet.

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu0mRsP-kKw

Osun state funds

naptu2:
I trended for almost a month on the internet for wearing sneakers at the NBA conference.

Stanley Nkwocha @stanleynkwocha_

Criminals and Thieves

Meti99:
Lagos for cruise.
The more you look the less you see

IYKYK

Alphastrong:
I know some slowpoke will quote the whole write up and still spit half sense

Apeshit slave

[quote author=ArmadaHQ001 post=131554550][/quote]Which one is 'car for Sunday service'?

OP you're a dumbass

sreamsense:
You sound like someone ipob has hijacked his brain. List 10 good development ipob, ekpa or kanu have brought to Igbo land. Show us their investments aside killings, burning, destroying infrastructure and humans. Getting donation from igbos to kill igbos remains the only internal circulatory visible investment of ipob. How many people are.they sponsoring schools except destroying classrooms and stoping children from taking WAEC exam.

Now, ipob have chased another person from south east now to indirectly increase poverty of that region. Maybe the victim was also praising ipob before like you are doing, wait till you get your own taste and bite from ipob. If ipob gets Biafra today, the entire nation will remain empty and poor because no true Igbo will like to stay in that kind of harsh environment. Yorubas are wise by protecting their region from bitter souls for continuity of growth of their region, but many igbos like you are supporting ipob's destruction of your region.

How many years now you have been shouting Biafra, Biafra you no get, development you no get and for ekpa to refund back the donors for failing them, he no do. So, you want investors to flood Igbo land to to come and throw away money they labour for for years in one day of ekpa's rage, right? Try to get back your sense from ekpa

You sound like a fool

If you can't stand the heat get the fúck out of the kitchen

The presidency of Nigeria shouldn't be a pension program for retired criminals

ify2016:
In a crackdown on public indecency, the Lagos State government has arrested six individuals for openly urinating on the rail track in front of the Nigeria Army Shopping Complex, Arena, Oshodi.

This was made known in a statement shared by the Commissioner of Environment and Water Resources, Tokunbo Wahab, on X.com on Saturday.

He wrote, “6 defaulters were earlier today arrested for open urination on rail track in front of Nigeria Army Shopping Complex, Arena, Oshodi.”

The arrests were made as part of the Lagos State Government’s ongoing efforts to enforce a cleaner and more sanitary environment, under the #ZeroToleranceLagos and #CleanerLagos initiatives.https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/six-arrested-for-urinating-on-rail-track-in-lagos/%3famp

Tracks wey go still become toilet for Area-boys and homeless people