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enemyofprogress:
Many people say it's absolutely inappropriate

I pity that simp of a bridegroom, he's digging his own grave with his díck lol

Kelvin30286063:
Been trying to reach him since June. He's not blood but he's my brother. Sometimes when we insult people's tribe and assume they are bad, it's simply because we have not met the good ones. I'm yoruba but gazzuzz was everything I admire to be as a man. Gentle, ready to help and always there for me. When I was down financially, he's always calling me to ask how things are, advising me not to give up, offered to help me go into a new line of business so I can have a second stream of income.
We rode together once, I gave you my helmet, my bike gears, something I'll never share with anyone. He still has them 😭 I hope you're still riding bro.
I owe him, he didn't even ask me for the money, I kept asking him to send his account details again but he didn't reply for so long. Now I'm beginning to understand why. Please if you know how to reach his wife, I need to pay them. Our last moment together wasn't that great
God you to told me you'll always be there for me bro. You literally said that but I guess you didn't mean it. You make me cry bro.
Now I have all the money in the world but I can't even pay you back for all your kindness. I don't even know how to reach anyone. I waited too long thinking we have time.
I don't want to believe this, I'll just hold on to hope. Hope that it's all a lie.

Your write-up and those attachments bring back a number of painful memories...

There was one other time around 2021, I bought stuff from Gazzuzz worth about 50k approximately and his staff weren't getting the credit-alert on time. He wasn't at the office and they called him on the phone and described me and my car; he told them to let me go with the stuff that he knew I would pay, whatever happened.

Gazzuzz was a man in every respect of the word/term

emmy512:
Why do people tile inside of grave.
Better of without it so the body decomposes properly

The same vain and meaningless impulse that makes some people donate their loved ones in exchange for occult riches

Ojiofor:
Stop talking trash and counter my comment with facts.

The facts are all over the web you fool....thank God for the Internet!

Ojiofor:
The most ridiculous lie ever told by Yoruba elites is that Col Fajuyi out of loyalty to his boss and friend Gen Ironsi decided to die with him in July 1966 Northern counter coup.Nothing can be more ridiculous than that.

I'm beginning to understand why the Ronu monkeys hate you guys with so much vehemence

You Igbo people have criminality and deception coursing through your veins by default!

gidgiddy:
These are five Lies the Lagos/Ibadan expressway media and their Northern cohorts have been telling gainst Igbos since the 60's, which they still tell to this day.

That Nzeogwus was an Igbo coup

The only way to call Nzeogwu's coup an Igbo coup is if Murtala Mohammeds coup was a "Hausa coup", Dimkas coup a "middle belt coup", Buhari's coup a "Fulani coup", Babangida's coup a "Gwari coup" and Abacha's coup a "Kanuri coup". When people only remember to give ethnic tag to coup when it comes to Igbos, then you know something fishy is going on. They will later turn around and even tell you when it suits them, that Nzeogwu is not an Igbo man. Nigeria even rewarded notorious coup plotters like Buhari with Presidency, Murtala Mohammed put on the N20 note, and Babangida with GCFR

That Ironsi abolished Regionalism and introduced unitary rule with Decree 34

Of course they know you will never Google Decree 34 to find out it was a civil service Decree. What Ironsi introduced was military rule. He neither abolished the 4 Region's Nigeria had at the time, nor denied them resource control. It was Gowon that came after Ironsi, used Decree 14 to abolish all 4 Region's, created 12 states to replace them, and introduced full blown unity rule with Decree 15 which abolished resource control

That Ojukwu started the war

Far from it, Ojukwu did everything he could to prevent war including risking his own life to go to Aburi, Ghana, where the government of Ghana and Nigeria could have killed him, just to sign a peace agreement with Gowon, to keep Nigeria one and prevent war. Unfortunately, Gowon and his Northern cohorts broke the agreement and war followed. If anyone caused the war, it was Gowon

That Zik prevented secession clause from entering the constitution

There was Awolowo, there was ZIk, there was Ahmadu Bello, Aminu Kano, Enahoro etc. But they want you to believe that Zik alone arm-twisted all these heavy weights, to decide what should, or should not be in the constitution? Is that really practical? One man decided what will be in the constitution of Nigeria while the British were in control? Get real

That Igbos are the problem of Nigeria

Those saying this are the same people who have been ruling Nigeria for almost 60 years, but they still blame Igbos for how Nigeria is 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

Everything you put in there is a lie; except perhaps the fifth and last item

You lot are never honest, and you continuously expect every other tribe in Nigeria to become stupïd in order to accommodate your greed and guile

Oshomhole is a stupîd ape whose tiny brain is actually located inside the glans of his big penis

They wanna investigate the Devil for taking what belonged to him

Jokes

obontami:
Is that why you now crying?

You're a dead dog, quit barking already

Burn in hell fūcker

They should give him his award for Cultism and Electoral Malfeasance instead

Bastard

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXCknqbQvs?si=K3lAZAP7Nk3DQrJD

What's beautiful about her? Is it because she looks like albino??

Bobloco:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/55910-nigerians-dead-21000-abducted-in-4-years-study/

This was where El-Rufai the king of Muslim-Christian genocide was described as a tender-hearted man

Good01:
By Idowu Isamotu



https://dailytrust.com/labour-movement-worth-dying-for-says-ajaero-after-visit-to-police/

Okay he should've died that time, instead of travelling to Dubai with swollen eyes after the DSS of APC beat the shit out of him

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailytrust.com/strike-fg-evokes-no-work-no-pay-policy-against-resident-doctors/?utm_source=beloud.com&utm_medium=beloud.com

Why would they expect to get paid for work they did not do?

Nigeria is such a bizarre environment

Newlymarried:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97FqQMeJC0w
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https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/police-arrest-navy-officer-over-alleged-killing-of-ex-chief-of-naval-staff-son/amp/

Well the victim's father (as the substantive naval chief) stole the resources he used to procure that truck from enlisted men like that perp...it's almost a full cycle at this point..

Omooba77:
https://dailytrust.com/dpo-gunned-down-at-military-checkpoint-in-zamfara/

Good job

DeLaRue:
The government needs to find a legal way to clip the wings of this NLC.

The police invited the man. No big deal. If you or you organisation has committed a crime under the law, the police can prosecute you - again, no big deal.

The NLC thinking they're bigger than the law just shows how weak the present government is.

Under Mr Buhari, ASUU went on strike for 8 months. The man did not bat an eyelid and refused to pay their salary during the 8 months. Nobody begged ASUU before they returned to work and even after going back to work, Mr Buhari still refused to pay them.

The current President generously paid 4 months out of the 8 months despite the fact that under the 'no work, no pay' rule applied by Mr Buhari, they were not entitled to the 8 months salary.

The current government has also settled the minimum wage with NLC.

Yet, every little thing, the NLC threatens to shut the country down.

Could they try this under Mr Buhari. Absolutely not.

Your certificate-forger and drug-addict boss is above the law, that's why his testicles are permanently inside your dirty mouth

HeatSeeker:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/728808-nigeria-among-countries-with-highest-divorce-rate-report.html

Not surprising for a nation of users

lexy2014:
does the news make sense to you? go and find the person shoot him

Fúck out of my mentions already, dumb ass slave

londonerr:
https://punchng.com/72-illegal-refineries-uncovered-in-one-week-nnpc/

Melee Kyari thinks he's the only one who knows how to rob Nigeria

ShoeGetSize:
https://guardian.ng/technology/telecoms/ncc-uncovers-100000-sim-cards-linked-to-one-individual/

That person ought to be taken to Bar Beach and shot in front of a crowd of gawkers like in the good old days

Biodun556:
https://www.arise.tv/fcta-plans-underground-light-rail-to-connect-abuja-metro-station-with-cbd-bus-terminal/

Wike, ogogoro master want to build underground for una

I laugh in whiskey

Rossikk:
SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH.

You don't know everything there is to know in this world.

Don't think because you speak English...

The sad thing is that there are thousands more such 'miracles' in the imported oyinbo ''holy book'' you carry about, which I'm sure you believe and respect, because it is imported from the land of ''white people''.

But the miracle that happens in your own backyard must be fake.

BRITISH-BRAINWASHED IDIOTS.

LMAO....Rosstimental

odimbannamdi:
Insightful! Thanks for sharing.

But just to confirm something:

In 1 above, you mocked Aisha for calling on all Labour Party agents to send results to a particular whatsapp number. Then in 3b, you said that PDP and APC agents were asked to "forward" the results of polling units to the collation centre

Please, how exactly will they "forward" to the results?

You're wasting your time. That fellow is not just dishonest, he's insane

Animal

The average hausa-fula is no better than a cow

Tinubu:
May his Gentle soul rest

This is one death of someone who isn't my relation that actually made me cry

Such a brilliant and extremely promising person gone just like that...This guy was legit on his way to being one of the top four automobile dealers/Mechs in naija

This guy gave me free advice when I wanted to buy my first car in 2018, and also set me up with a buyer of a car I posted for sale here, all without requesting or collecting a dime...

I detested after market CNG installations in vehicles, of which he was a very strong advocate for. And I never wasted any opportunity to put it to him with all my muscle, while sometimes attacking his person inadvertently in the process..

But he never reciprocated the insults, and instead took pains to explain to me his position and at most, ignored me and my bad bele. He was very focused and also very peaceful...

May God give his family the fortitude to bear this very painful loss...

Gazzuzz was different

I remember when I bought oil from him; whilst he casually walked me back to my car he'd assessed my tyres and he advised me of the ones I needed to replace immediately, to avoid the risk of explosion

That's kindness

Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

Better run away from that psycho

MrBrownJay1:
ok sista... good luck in your search.

Maybe na you go still marry am