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bolabizzle:
source: https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/facebook-removes-63000-accounts-nigeria-over-sextortion-scams-2024-07-24/

Naija boys are hard at work

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/09/25/govt-will-register-tax-foreigners-earning-income-in-nigeria-presidency/

This guy is an empty skull! He ought to be the first official Tinubu sacks in this cabinet reshuffle

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSJ92FbZVI
"I will digitalise our Courts" - Kekere-Ekun .

Haha

Person wey be Corruption Personified

finallybusy:
The last time we saw was in our early twenties. She did the usual shakara but we dated for a few months. I tried my best to seal the deal but it didn’t happen. Frustration made me find a willing partner so I jumped ship without looking back.

Almost three decades later and we crossed paths. She took her children for a supermarket trip while I was doing my monthly bachelor shopping. We locked eyes and immediately remembered old nights out. She’s supposedly happily married. We exchanged contacts and I called it a day.

Nairaland, why is this married old woman on my matter now? Almost one month in a row, calls every day. I have aged, she has aged. She has children and a husband. I chose to stay single. All my once luscious beards are now a grey wasteland. My former flat belly is now a lump. What does this woman want me for? I don’t chase women who look like my aunts.

Uncle please grow up!

RealityKings:
Don't get me wrong.
I mean the drug traffickers

By the way, the prison was not made for goats or cows. It was made for humans

Blodas! They constitute the largest single African ethnicity within the prisons of Southeast Asia

Makamatic:
I tell you bros , no police for ondo , ekiti , South East or South South wey them go they bring over 30 hiace of police from kano

Election work is evil work, under APC govt

THEY NEEDED STRANGE FACES WHO PREFERRABLY DIDN'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE WITH THE PEOPLE THEY WERE GONNA DISENFRANCHISE

Igbo:
Previous thread of when the suspect was first arrested in May 2023: https://www.nairaland.com/7688789/ndlea-arrests-businessmen-25-others


https://punchng.com/ndlea-arrests-ex-convict-for-importing-n4-6bn-cocaine/

That is a very courageous man

Orji Cocksúcker

vowiski:
it can't stand the test of time.

APC rigg without sense.

This is not Labour that could not gather evidence.

The rigging was done at LOCAL goverment collation center.

All PDP needs is to collate all their agents duplicate of results...

It's time to test Barrister Ighodalo's law firm. It's one of the biggest in Nigeria.

That dude has less sense than APC

LegendHero:
Abia state own don finish.

Abia is the worst state in Nigeria in terms of unemployment.

Some of those states their main employment cannot be put on any official form...

And yeah! You guessed right, it's narcotics ...you can't write it down anywhere

MrBrownJay1:
stop believing the nonsense you read online... if he was anywhere near rich by any standards then he would NOT beg famous people for money... this is the SECOND time we hear about his begging ways, yet you still believe that this man has any money, lol!

My brother, leave mugu

Bobrisky wey all of us know say na male prostîtute

tundetech4:
https://www.pulsesports.ng/lifestyle/story/i-have-properties-i-rebuilt-my-life-after-my-wife-took-my-money-and-houses-in-england-emmanuel-eboue-2023101714420765086

Wetin concern us? Na you bypass road go fall inside tohtoh

Tohtoh na bottomless pit!

DyshApp:
A young lady is left in a dilemma after being faced with terms and conditions to be met before having her HND course sponsored by a man.

A social media user identified as @boosayor333 took to TikTok to share a voice note from an individual who promised to sponsor her education.

According to the man, she will have a legal agreement to have a child for him in the presence of his lawyer and also attested by the police.

“I can sponsor you if you want me to but it’s going to be 50:50. The [HND] form is still ongoing, make up your mind fast. You will get pregnant and have my child before school. We will go to the police station and you will sign an agreement with my lawyer and you must not abort the baby,” the man said in a viral audio.

“Someone promised to sponsor my HND but listed his terms and conditions,” she captioned the video.

In the comments, she added that she was neither dating the man nor were they in any form of relationship.

“He is not my boyfriend o and I didn’t force him he asked me wat was my next move I told him then he said should he sponsor me dat was wat brought abt all dis tank God 4 my dad God go bless dat man 4me,” she added.

Fair enough

stacyadams:

People like that useless delusional hellanus who keeps encouraging incompetent clowns will not understand how bad things are..the idiot has no plans to even buy a beetle talk more of Camry tiny light in his life time

Hellanus is a dead dog

This news gladdens my heart with joy unalloyed

Weyrezee:
I will provide full details later. Her name is Chidinma Jane.

You must be crazy

NwaNimo1:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/09/08/dangote-a-businessman-not-father-christmas-shehu-sani-cautions-nigerians/

Dangote has been enjoying dollar subsidy from CBN for more than ten years, buying dollar at 50% discount (minimum) at the expense of regular Nigerians, but it is only now that this monkey called Shehu has just realized that the guy is a businessman who should not subsidise the Nigerian masses

OredoPikin:
The Ireland election will hold in 2025 which is next year.
Someone just posted a fake news on his X handle
Please kindly check some of the comments from the screenshots below.
No wonder Tinubu was able to deceived most of them🤦‍♂️
None of them could even try to confirm the authenticity of the news.
such much own goals from the self acclaimed most sophisticated and educated tribe🤦‍♂️

Tinubu loyalists are lower than amoeba and virus

They are worse than stinking diarrhoea coming out of a random anus

Orabi:
The Odua Peoples Assembly (OPA), fully supports the Department of State Services (DSS) in its lawful and necessary arrest of Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) Chairman, Joe Ajaero.

They argue that the arrest is not only justified but crucial for safeguarding national integrity.

Deputy Speaker of the Odua Peoples Assembly, Hon. Adeyemi Olamide Shola, posed a pertinent question: “Since when does arresting a lawbreaker cause anarchy and is the law not supreme?’

“We therefore declare as follows, Ajaero’s involvement in providing a hideout for a foreigner to finance violent protests as part of a plot to overthrow the democratically elected government crosses the line into treason.

“His actions not only threaten Nigeria’s security but undermine the very foundations of our democracy. How can anyone expect leniency for such a serious offence? His position as NLC Chairman does not place him above the law

“Much like other culprits already in detention, Ajaero must face the consequences of his actions. To suggest he should be spared implies that he is untouchable, and this is unacceptable. His arrest by the DSS is necessary, timely, and demonstrates that no one is beyond the reach of justice. Those behind this foiled foreign-backed coup attempt must all be brought to justice, no exceptions.”

He urge the DSS to ignore Osifo's distractions and continue its thorough investigation, ensuring that all those involved in this heinous plot are brought to justice.

Shola added, “We call on the DSS to intensify its investigations and place under surveillance all suspected accomplices to this undemocratic plot. Nigeria’s peace and democracy can not be compromised by individuals seeking to serve foreign interests and politicization of labour matters destabilize our country.

“Justice must be swift, and those who dare violate the law of the land must face the full weight of the consequences.

“We at Oduaa Peoples Assembly call on all Nigerian men and women of good conscience to join the patriotic battle against reasonable elements, no matter how highly-placed. We insist that national stability is bigger than any individual and that the Rule of Law must not be compromised under our nation's democratic space.

“We are appalled by the misguided attempt of the Trade Union Congress (TUC) President, Mr. Festus Osifo, to obstruct the investigation of Joe Ajaero's treasonous activities. His claims that the DSS is targeting labor leaders are baseless and a desperate attempt to shield Ajaero from accountability.

“The DSS investigation has nothing to do with TUC or labor matters, but rather a legitimate probe into a plot to overthrow the government. Osifo's interference is a clear indication that some labor leaders are more interested in protecting their own interests than upholding the law and national stability.”

To safeguard the integrity of your ancestral captivity, I would guess.

It's a damn shame, what a sad mothasuckér you've grown up to become

You can tell the diaper-wearing junkie, if anything happens to Ajaero he'd best kiss Aso Rock goodbye...and of course there are worse options in store for him

enemyofprogress:
Many people say it's absolutely inappropriate

I pity that simp of a bridegroom, he's digging his own grave with his díck lol

Kelvin30286063:
Been trying to reach him since June. He's not blood but he's my brother. Sometimes when we insult people's tribe and assume they are bad, it's simply because we have not met the good ones. I'm yoruba but gazzuzz was everything I admire to be as a man. Gentle, ready to help and always there for me. When I was down financially, he's always calling me to ask how things are, advising me not to give up, offered to help me go into a new line of business so I can have a second stream of income.
We rode together once, I gave you my helmet, my bike gears, something I'll never share with anyone. He still has them 😭 I hope you're still riding bro.
I owe him, he didn't even ask me for the money, I kept asking him to send his account details again but he didn't reply for so long. Now I'm beginning to understand why. Please if you know how to reach his wife, I need to pay them. Our last moment together wasn't that great
God you to told me you'll always be there for me bro. You literally said that but I guess you didn't mean it. You make me cry bro.
Now I have all the money in the world but I can't even pay you back for all your kindness. I don't even know how to reach anyone. I waited too long thinking we have time.
I don't want to believe this, I'll just hold on to hope. Hope that it's all a lie.

Your write-up and those attachments bring back a number of painful memories...

There was one other time around 2021, I bought stuff from Gazzuzz worth about 50k approximately and his staff weren't getting the credit-alert on time. He wasn't at the office and they called him on the phone and described me and my car; he told them to let me go with the stuff that he knew I would pay, whatever happened.

Gazzuzz was a man in every respect of the word/term

emmy512:
Why do people tile inside of grave.
Better of without it so the body decomposes properly

The same vain and meaningless impulse that makes some people donate their loved ones in exchange for occult riches

Ojiofor:
Stop talking trash and counter my comment with facts.

The facts are all over the web you fool....thank God for the Internet!

Ojiofor:
The most ridiculous lie ever told by Yoruba elites is that Col Fajuyi out of loyalty to his boss and friend Gen Ironsi decided to die with him in July 1966 Northern counter coup.Nothing can be more ridiculous than that.

I'm beginning to understand why the Ronu monkeys hate you guys with so much vehemence

You Igbo people have criminality and deception coursing through your veins by default!

gidgiddy:
These are five Lies the Lagos/Ibadan expressway media and their Northern cohorts have been telling gainst Igbos since the 60's, which they still tell to this day.

That Nzeogwus was an Igbo coup

The only way to call Nzeogwu's coup an Igbo coup is if Murtala Mohammeds coup was a "Hausa coup", Dimkas coup a "middle belt coup", Buhari's coup a "Fulani coup", Babangida's coup a "Gwari coup" and Abacha's coup a "Kanuri coup". When people only remember to give ethnic tag to coup when it comes to Igbos, then you know something fishy is going on. They will later turn around and even tell you when it suits them, that Nzeogwu is not an Igbo man. Nigeria even rewarded notorious coup plotters like Buhari with Presidency, Murtala Mohammed put on the N20 note, and Babangida with GCFR

That Ironsi abolished Regionalism and introduced unitary rule with Decree 34

Of course they know you will never Google Decree 34 to find out it was a civil service Decree. What Ironsi introduced was military rule. He neither abolished the 4 Region's Nigeria had at the time, nor denied them resource control. It was Gowon that came after Ironsi, used Decree 14 to abolish all 4 Region's, created 12 states to replace them, and introduced full blown unity rule with Decree 15 which abolished resource control

That Ojukwu started the war

Far from it, Ojukwu did everything he could to prevent war including risking his own life to go to Aburi, Ghana, where the government of Ghana and Nigeria could have killed him, just to sign a peace agreement with Gowon, to keep Nigeria one and prevent war. Unfortunately, Gowon and his Northern cohorts broke the agreement and war followed. If anyone caused the war, it was Gowon

That Zik prevented secession clause from entering the constitution

There was Awolowo, there was ZIk, there was Ahmadu Bello, Aminu Kano, Enahoro etc. But they want you to believe that Zik alone arm-twisted all these heavy weights, to decide what should, or should not be in the constitution? Is that really practical? One man decided what will be in the constitution of Nigeria while the British were in control? Get real

That Igbos are the problem of Nigeria

Those saying this are the same people who have been ruling Nigeria for almost 60 years, but they still blame Igbos for how Nigeria is 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

Everything you put in there is a lie; except perhaps the fifth and last item

You lot are never honest, and you continuously expect every other tribe in Nigeria to become stupïd in order to accommodate your greed and guile

Oshomhole is a stupîd ape whose tiny brain is actually located inside the glans of his big penis

They wanna investigate the Devil for taking what belonged to him

Jokes

obontami:
Is that why you now crying?

You're a dead dog, quit barking already

Burn in hell fūcker