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TheKingIsHere:
OK. At first I was angry about the lies these bloggers were dishing out as there is no iota of proof that they were fighting over a lady.

Now, I am angrier because of the 2 mofos that have ended up derailing this thread. Imagine 5 pages on one loser and his wannabe girlfriend.

What kind of shiit is this.

One called archangelucifer, who is behaving like a deranged psycho lunatic over a female called pocohantas who might be a fat female in her late 40's with smelling pucci.

This is not the first time both have derailed a thread.

So both you mofos should just get a room and fvck ur brains out and let us be.

each time i come to read funny comments, i just see d matter. so worrisome. buh den dis is internet. everyone is faceless... cud b robots! or media stunts.

since i joined nairaland i hv never seen d ladies win dis much. kip d comments comin in... So interesting.

funny thread... enjoying d funny comments. poco's tale shaa baffles me. more comments pls.

wen i see a joke, i knw. dis is nt funny at all. stop hating on ladies. dey are humans and deserve respect and affection. dey really balance life. social media hs dne more harm dan good to many. men wit matured minds dnt marry 4 age or beauty. dey marry for wat dey see dat u cnt see. we shud all get married for happiness or dnt get married at all. men also hv d pressure to get married... obviously, dis guy is nt ready to settle dwn... wen he is ready he will see 4 himsef dat age and beauty cmes least in priority. However dat is nt encouraging marriage to a lady dat hv few years to menopause as dis affects family planning except u are ready to settle wit just a child or you hv d Abrahamic faith.

hu ate d cock in the last picture?

This is one of d reasons 7 ladies will chase one man at d last days feeding and begging d man to marry dem. D bible wasn't evn fair to females. If dis sex doll enter naija cme cheap, women will loose value. Afterall dem say all men are d same and dat men bother dem wit sex. God be d judge.

Preshy561:
a guy that will cheat will cheat..forget the causes..

you sound like you are faithful to ur boyfriend

Majority here may Bleep tonight and u cme here to shw ur hypocrisy

U Bleep one man, ur boyfriend... She bleeps 100 men, her men-friend attracts d same judgement... Hu loose at d end?

Preshy561:
lool..

nice questions waiting for answers

Y do ladies cme online (Nairaland, facebook, twitter etc) to slay? We are all promiscuous joor...

Preshy561:
yeah..but it's praise worthy to have someone that has self control with you..

Yeah... Buh on d oda hand Y should sex cme our way in d first place? Y shud a lady b givin body signs in d first place? Y shud a lady fall in d bed of a man eventually? Y shud a lady visit a man behind closed doors? Y cnt sme ladies say no to dat man dat wants to cohabit? Y are ladies more dan men? Y shud d thought of sex b4 marriage cme to d mind in d first place? Y shud a 13 yr old b sexually active? Y shud d sex hormones boil at adolescent instead of boiling after marriage? Y does a lady look out for a man dat can satisfy dem and hw cn dey find d man dat cn satisfy dem? Y is sex too sweet? Y do sme ladies fyt over a man? Y do ladies seduce? Y did prostitution start from Genesis? Y is prostitution d oldest profession? Y do pple masturbate wen dey are sexually active? Y is one pussy boring? Y cnt we marry and procreate by exchanging salivas only? Feel free to add ur question

Preshy561:
according to scripture. .he never fought a war like his father David..how come he lost his kingdom..

so na David wey b monogamist without side-chick. Majority are all promiscuous at a certain stage in life including all Nairalanders. At a certain stage sme will discipline demselves. If u hv a low libido u cn easily discipline ursef. Moderation and caution is d key

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Useless people. What happened to the budgets? Hw have we benefited? Useless pple that do not know what is ailing their president.
At least d guy chop im region money since d rest cannot cme out to fight for wat belongs to dem. Useless country with no direction. A laughing stock to the world. A fraudulent country filled with literate ignorant people. Time for election collect d pocket money and put in one idiot to represent you. Idiots.

Exactly! Most beautiful ladies got no skills in bed. The ugly girlz are pro. Dey cn do almost anything in bed... Dey giv excellent styles. Dey take charge... Beta bleeped at nyt times in d dark so u dnt get turned of wit der face. But i giv it to d average pretty ladies. A good number hv nice skills too and cn b bleeped daytime or nighttime. As for d beautiful unskilled ladies, their lips and d consciousness of penetrating them could make up for der lapses

We dont care about the list. The sentiments comin from sme pple over d list is uncalled for. Girlz will be bleeped! No matter wer dey come from. Life continues.
Meanwhile i nid a list of top 10 nigerian states with intelligent ladies.

Michellekabod:
First of all, in reference to your views on deltans. Not all deltans are ugly, the igbo part of delta(anioma) are not ugly. I am proudly a delta igbo and beautiful one. Below is a picture of me and my younger sister
Secondly,there is prejudice in the list. The op is a Yoruba guy that is why. In the depth of his heart he knows Yorubas are the ugliest compared to the other two tribes(igbos and Hausa's).
Here is my list
1.abia
2.enugu
3.adamawa(fulanis)
4.anambra
5.imo
6.ebonyi
7.delta(igbo part)
8.awka ibom
9.rivers
10.kogi(ebiras)
The Yorubas would be the last on any list. The lagosians they hail as beautiful are mostly resident in Lagos, not that Lagos in their state

U shudnt hv uploaded pix. Just ur list only. Truth: evn if u are pretty, u wil termed ugly cos of d sentiment on ground.

NairalandCS:
Op wan spoil our constant entertainment.

On the contrary... The challenge makes it more interesting. Let us try sometin diff

sbm060:
What bashing !!!!
call a spade a spade

It is only a challenge Sir. I am open to any correction.

sbm060:
What bashing !!!!
call a spade a spade

It is only a challenge Sir. I am open to any corrections

I discovered the bashing hurts so many. It may look funny but not healthy enough. I dont know for others ooo. Buh i dont enjoy it. Especially addressing females as prostitutes at the slightest provocation or addressing there body parts. I dont even like the 'broke guy' saga. It hurts me. That is why i hardly comment or quote. I dont no the bashing that may come my way. We could be minimal in the bashing tho

Hello good people of NL...

I joined NL this year. It is quite fascinating... I appreciate all those who educate us in their write-ups and those who crack our ribs(i wont call names). I enjoy the funny comments and memes.
Nice to meet you all. I hope to make more reputable friends here (i have few already).

BUT THEN...
The bashing aint ok for me. I detest the gender wars. Guyz do not respect or regard the ladies. From one bashing topic to another. If u have an issue with a lady do not be quick to call them prostitutes or addressing there body parts it is immature (it depicts that it is the only weapon you have - a weak weapon at that. If a lady angers you, tell her exactly how her actions or words hurts you, then go mute. You have just passed your message without creating a time for her). Guyz it is an error and takes us nower. Ladies in response, create ders too especially, the 'broke guy'saga. 2 wrongs never make a right. We can turn dis place to an online classroom wer we brainstorm on correcting irregularities in life amidst catching healthy fun, meet each oda and even pick a life partner (who knows). If u must bash, put it lightly like a tease (avoid hurting statemnts, vulgar statements, inciting words etc). I am not saying we should be too serious or boring. There are oda interesting stuffs to do outside bashing. Guys treat ladies rightly den dey wont be paranoid and go blue-cursing (if such word exists). Smetyms as humans we may b forced to bash buh kip it minimal. Everyone is important here. More blessings (we are already blessed) may come from d pple you meet here.

As for vulgarity,... Na OYO.

HENCE THE CHALLENGE:
No bashing for one week! (let's start with a wk first) Say something nice to that NL 'enemy' of urs. No bashing topic! No gender war!
Guyz shower praises on d ladies... (dey wil reciprocate automatically). The issue is how do we get our winners... Pls i need reasonable suggestions. I hv a gift. Love you all.

#TEAMSHOWLOVE
#STOPTHEBASHING...

Aderola15:
We love you too, Jaja.

I see u. We all b happy wit a relaxed nerve witout bashing.

chiraqDemon:
Lol. Which love. Bros nobody wey dey post for romance section get any joy. All man just dey here to attack the other gender. Broke guys and broke girls alike, all r just here to pour out their frustration at bring broke.

Very sad. Honestly e no gud. I get upset wen i see dis gender bashin. We nid each oda. We shud spend tym brainstorming on how to tackle irregularities in life and not d human beings. We guyz value and knw d importance of respect yet we disrespect dis ladies. I hv a mother and sister and i knw exactly hw a lady feels wen disregarded. Frm my experiences, ladies are nice pple. Jst avoid d ones dat dnt behave correctly witout insulting her. Not every guy relate well wit u as a guy same is applicable. All my female frens are nice to me. Yesterday one evn took me out 4 lunch just lyk i wud do. I knw so many ladies hu help guyz financially wen dey are broke. A lady frend hs lent me 20k in 2012 jst as oda male frends wil do and just as i wud do wen dey r broke too. U see! Itz interwoven.

Eternaltruth let it be we are all doin dis 4 fun... It is nt fair dat we cnt value our girls. D same foreign girl dat do unimaginable tinz, like sleeping wit animals are still valued by der guyz. Pls i dnt support gender wars. Uselessness is nt gender sensitive. No offence meant. Let us b proud of our girlz (good and bad). God still loves us in our imperfection... This forum shud depict love. I love u all

poshestmina:
You are sick in the head .what respect does a man who publicly insults his wife of 17 yrs and mother of his 4 kids deserve ? *Modified* no need involving ur parents ,it's not their fault u turned out useless .animal!

Ok... Sorry i insulted u.

poshestmina:
You are sick in the head .what respect does a man who publicly insults his wife of 17 yrs and mother of his 4 kids deserve ? *Modified* no need involving ur parents ,it's not their fault u turned out useless .animal!

Ok... Sorry i insulted u. I am a changed person nw. Buh d man deserves no insult frm u... He jst set up a poll. Besyds der married lyf nt our biz. We dnt knw wat hapnd exactly because we wer nt der.