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Travel › Re: "I Paid ₦50K Per Night & Edo Hotel Gave Me Yellow Gallon Water!" – Man Laments by newoffer: 8:58pm On May 02, 2025
50k fit include OS.
Karlifate:
LMAO! grin

Funnily annoying grin angry


The Nigerian system is designed to stain your white at one point or another, regardless of the few bucks you can throw around. cheesy

Hardship & inconvenience is the emblem of every (Nigerian) institution / organization / establishment / group / etc... cheesy grin

You'll see two or more Nigerians arguing profusely on who has the highest hardship experience, as if suffering and/or poverty is a competition that deserve a plaque. grin
Crime › Re: LASTMA Dismisses 12 Officers, Demotes 19 For Misconduct by newoffer: 6:12pm On May 02, 2025
You will think they are not trained with the way they disrespect themselves. Let them work the public will surprise them. Not witch hunting and eye service work.
Crime › Re: Bamise Ayanwola: Lagos BRT Driver Found Guilty, Sentenced To Death By Hanging by newoffer: 6:08pm On May 02, 2025
Only a fool will contest a well treated judgement. quote author=loffyloffy post=135214282]

I hope you will come here and repeat the same sentiments when the case of Chidinma and that of Evans are concluded.[/quote]
Crime › Re: Bamise Ayanwola: Lagos BRT Driver Found Guilty, Sentenced To Death By Hanging by newoffer: 6:01pm On May 02, 2025
Great news. Animals need not be with humans
Crime › Re: Almajiri Centre In Kwara Where Inmates Are Beaten To Convert To Islam by newoffer: 10:14am On May 02, 2025
Immediately u allow your child learn a foreign language he or she will be dedicated to that language
Romance › Re: Carry Your Bag And Move Out Of Toxic Relationship Now. by newoffer: 9:48am On May 01, 2025
Hunger. If your tormentor is the one feeding you u are stuck
Autos › Re: Verydarkman Meets A Nigerian Innovator Who Built A Car From Scratch! by newoffer: 5:25pm On Apr 30, 2025
Victorcrazy hope am right.
victorazy:
VeryDarkMumu
Crime › Re: Robbers Dig Tunnel Into Bank, Escape With A Lot Of Cash In South Africa (Photos) by newoffer: 3:54pm On Apr 30, 2025
No join people commit crime because Dem fit no Sabi how to manage fame or new wealth. See dis Mumu... Crime always leave a clcue
dawnomike:
And the mumu got over excited to the point of showing his face grin
#SABankHeist
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Breaks Silence On Viral 'Jesus And The Poor' Controversy! by newoffer: 10:48pm On Apr 27, 2025
[Yes oooo. Save because we all cannot be healthyquote author=delpee post=135147337]

Ha! But they have donated dialysis centres in some places. Why can't members benefit? The best thing for anyone though is health insurance.[/quote]
Nairaland General › Re: Mass Burial For 10 Victims Of Herdsmen Attack In Otobi-Akpa Benue (Photos) by newoffer: 4:22pm On Apr 27, 2025
When do we see your attackers In pain too. Enough of these
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Breaks Silence On Viral 'Jesus And The Poor' Controversy! by newoffer: 4:14pm On Apr 27, 2025
Incredible. Now they need church to grow. How please? How will church grow when u take away all the basic fund for the expansion of the ministry. U zap contribution and expect people to raise money over and over. These pastorpreneurs are not align with what is going on in the economy. They are either blind or just wicked and shameless.
My father was a faithful elder . He is sick. Those he called fellow elders came and gave him 5k. I told him if u save your penny for the rainy days nobody will come and dash you 5k after all your contribution.
They ask you to contribute for school projects when they started university process but that's the same school people cannot afford. Wicked souls don turn church to betting franchise. Nothing important is going on anymore. The word of God is gone.
Why u go say God say 10 percent and u cgreedy G O carry all the money. quote author=aswani post=135144050]

Di tin weak mi and I get Tory wey relate.

My uncle is a Pastor in one of Adeoyes's very lucrative franchising system. One of the long standing Deacons had a kidney problem and their franchise customers donated and reached out to others.

I innocently, and thought reasonably, asked why a profitable entity like Adeboye Inc. could not pay for the procedure or at least the branch ask headquarters if they could use the monies they remit weekly to pay for the procedure.

My uncle nearly fainted, when he gathered himself, he politely said they could not do that as such a request will be refused.

Black Pastors are not kidding us, ńa we dey do oursef.[/quote]
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Breaks Silence On Viral 'Jesus And The Poor' Controversy! by newoffer: 10:20am On Apr 27, 2025
These guys either smoke something higher than weed or drink something from soaker away. You pay 10 percent tithe. G.O take away 90percent. Now church need money to get a permanent site. I told them go and get the 90 percent . Christianity in the hands of wicked souls need revive
Politics › Re: Military Repels Militia In Plateau, Nabs Suspects After Kaduna Chase by newoffer: 2:28pm On Apr 26, 2025
[Soon u go see five thousand for rehabilitation camp... people wey suppose face better hot bullet. author=agulion post=135125052]Just only one suspect was killed, people that should be shot at sight,[/quote]
Politics › Re: Lagos Goes Wood: Innovative Solution To Drain Manhole Cover Theft by newoffer: 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2025
U dey prophesy or what?. uote author=illicit post=135124297]The wood will be stolen too...[/quote]
Investment › Re: Nigerians Behind CBEX Scam Unveiled by newoffer: 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2025
Authorities allow shit happen by chance or by association. U will not tell me EFCC won't be tracking movement of bulk money from local collaborators. It is either a game allowed to play or just some lackadaisical act by the authorities.
kerry57:
Truth is that these guys can't pull this shit alone, they certainly have collaborators in CAC, EFCC and top government agencies.

I listened to some people who say that these cbex guys have EFCC certs and other government documents in there offices.

Nigerians will only make noise about this for a few days and it will slide and the rogues will continue to rake in trillions. The total money I learnt is 1.3 trillions and still counting.

Any ponzi scheme is underway already and Nigerians will still get into because we are a big market population wise and gullible too
Peace
Celebrities › Re: "My Call To Become A Native Doctor Divine" – Yul Edochie by newoffer: 10:18am On Apr 18, 2025
Baba just dey hop like kangaroo. Continue fooling around. Na stripper u go soon become
Agriculture › Re: My One Year Journey Raising Local Chickens by newoffer: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2025
[U no play for small pikin. U know how those Alfa tie those things that looks like charm. U create a purse and fill the purse with lots of stuff so when they eat they wakanda.quote author=kay29000 post=134990603]

I don't understand the part where you said you sewed the suya.[/quote]
Agriculture › Re: My One Year Journey Raising Local Chickens by newoffer: 7:00am On Apr 15, 2025
33 years ago somewhere in Amukoko area. I was like 10yr old then I love anything fowl rearing these bandits cats tore my cage and waste all my chicken. I consulted my class mates they gave advice I bought suya . Grind all the mixture of drugs . Sew the suya and place all chemical in it. Few days later all the wild cats are gone. I no dey look for trouble but when u find me I no dey run..quote author=Lukuluku69 post=134545386]

One night visit by a Cat can undo 3 months of diligent work. I remember a Day like that. All was fine the night before, then the night visit by this Cat!

It took 6-7 3 months old chicks. You know with their poor nightly sights, they stood no chance. Dismembered them all right in my compound.

I used poison. It didn't work. Set traps, no luck either. So, I just improve on the shed security.

Dogs might help but pray that you won't get one that eat Chickens and chics too.[/quote]
Agriculture › Re: My One Year Journey Raising Local Chickens by newoffer: 6:49am On Apr 15, 2025
Deal with them ooo.
kay29000:
Yeah.

The cats struck overnight. I have to be very careful from now on. I'm even thinking of getting a dog, cos the wild cats are numerous on my street. They have been here for decades, even before we moved in.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Most Nigeria Gos Or Church Founders Like This? by newoffer: 3:36pm On Apr 10, 2025
They collect 10percent Tithe from member but withdraw 90percebt from their franchise church.
Agriculture › Re: Natural Repellants For Fulani Cows by newoffer: 8:45am On Apr 05, 2025
If every farmers can apply same they will go away with their animals. When person bring wahala don't run serve am back with wahala like table tennis. Never you run away. Most farmers are lazy. If everybody do same these monsters will run away
Politics › Re: Bandit Leader Bello Turji Celebrates Eid, Kills 12 In Sokoto For ‘fun’ by newoffer: 9:38pm On Apr 02, 2025
[You take them serious. These monsters kill people everyday nobody is saying anything.quote author=nonhuman post=134817384]No comment from atiku
Non from arewa
No comment from nef
No comment from Reno
No from aso rock[/quote]
Education › Re: Final Year Student Prepares Garri With Azul And Barley For Sign-out Party (vid) by newoffer: 8:27am On Apr 01, 2025
[Empty brain got me rolling. This ones with empty brain will someday be a leader. U can imagine quote author=Ibst post=134756039]
Nah Emeka him never think say him go graduate[/quote]
Crime › Re: Kano: Vigilante In Sanusi’s Eid Entourage Stabbed To Death by newoffer: 8:39am On Mar 31, 2025
Karma na senior man. They play politics till we are in the hands of monsters and careless people..
Hezzyluv:
What goes around, comes around.

Sunusi Lamido was giving GEJ gbas-gbos around 2013/2014. He never envisaged he would become an emir then.

Today, na his own turn to receive gbas-gbos. Him no dey enjoy his reign as an emir. Na Sanusi be the first emir for Kano them dey use play ping-pong. Them no kuku respect am again. Another governor might come and use him play Igwara-gwara. ⛳
Business › Re: Should You Quit Your 9-5 For That Business Idea? by newoffer: 10:40am On Mar 30, 2025
I am doing 9 to 5 and connecting via my workspace. U need the people who can afford services. Be smart don't throw away the link to survive.
Business › We Buy Dead Batteries..... by newoffer(op): 10:35am On Mar 30, 2025
We buy old batteries. Cars and UPS batteries.
Kindly chat via WhatsApp. 080-2976-1632.

Crime › Re: Edo Man Hacks Brother To Death Over Disagreement by newoffer: 10:29am On Mar 30, 2025
FG people are going through a lot. The citizens are charged with all kinds of negativity. So people need motivation. They need more than rice. After rice bp rise.
Business › Re: Dangote Yet To Adjust Depot Price Of Petrol – Marketers by newoffer: 10:24am On Mar 30, 2025
Dangote these guys are all out for you. Sell your product the way you can ooooo. The evil men do fellow men
Crime › Re: Guest Found Dead In Delta Hotel, Manager, Three Others Arrested by newoffer: 10:04am On Mar 30, 2025
We need to be extra careful. Hotels that have yahoo boys as permanent residents in hotels is a big red flag. Don't chase cheap hotel. Get hotels in town. Nonsense happens in remote areas. Also ensure u call and interact with the workers as you call so they know ur family is aware you are lodging in their hotel. Ask to see the manager. Do the same thing by calling maybe a top law enforcement agent as your uncle. They know that's a no go area for their evil work. quote author=Finquas post=134767994]Hotels these days has become death traps.. if hotel nor be 5 star .. omo I gat nothing to do with it anymore cool[/quote]
Christianity Etc › Re: U.S. Woman Becomes Pregnant After Colliding With My Leg - Bishop Oyedepo by newoffer: 9:59am On Mar 30, 2025
Christian faith in the mud. These guys are clowns. Offering gibberish. Greedy G O everywhere. Before u share their flyer ensure they give you your own business flyer too.
Politics › Re: Yobe Youths Attack 'Policeman From Southern Nigeria', Kill 2 Sons, Burn Property by newoffer: 12:20pm On Mar 26, 2025
Reason why they don't pay tax overthere. Every body wanna be Lord over anything. Very shameful.

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