₦airaland Forum

[I can show you areas around Orile where people start fetching water around 4.am in the morning on a daily basis. No water anywhere . Even when I visited water Corp at Landmark area in Lekki. Omo see patching of metal tank with funny stuff quote author=ThirdWorldThug post=134700888] Nairaland made us believe it's only Enugu that lacks water.[/quote]

What is bad if advertise my Gbola to people who are Gbola starved...quote author=NiceLegs post=134644743]This is how you apologize to ur wife as a cheating husband.

A man that can remove his boxers and show a stranger his manhood on live camera has already commited adultery at the sight of a naked woman when alone with her.[/quote]

U wan ride Porsche for where everybody dey ride bike

[Invest ooooo . So u don't sell your property like someone who is desperate for food. quote author=Alusiizizi post=134593968]

With 3 million the only thing that you will be able to build is foundation, after which you can eat garri and sand until the next 3 million cashout. Don't be foolish, invest in a business.[/quote]

The amount of junkies running aides in this administration is alarming. They just establish nonsense from their brain.

[Your portion will be 1 derica I don't accept nonsense from people in authority that is why I hustle so I won't be a tool in the hands of politicians... it's so dirty quauthor=jamafa post=134585989]

It's something bro

U dey always complain[/quote]

All the markets in Lagos needs standard toilet system that can take ten users at a go. The level of open defecation in Lagos is very alarming. Let me talk about Victoria Island. Adeola Odeku to be precise. There are influx of teenagers from everywhere. They smoke and all sorts of nonsense. They defecate in public space and it's not worth it any longer. From Akin Adesola there is a KIA shop on the road where road side n scrap sellers defecate in public space during the day making that environment a smelling spot. Unwanted youths are storming Adeola Odeku due to embassies, clubs and other hang spot along that axis. Those who do not have business being in VI should leave the area . They end up defecating and messing up the environment

What's will they share RICE. Funny sets

Now buses will increase their fares because life of a regular worker is about to experience pain. quote author=stano2 post=134571327]Suffer just start[/quote]

There should be some decency in the way your brain exhibit your core stupidity. We are talking about issues that affects all memn , see what u are typing as a human with full grown brain. Stop being lousy with your thoughts.

SSpeter:
Na them, the western skulllers and miners the Yariiiibaa people that love elders in the day and hunt for their skulls at night

[The way they try to manipulate the kids after ensuring the man has done his best to give the children best future. It is the woman that will be going places while the man becomes Sidon look because the woman will be everywhere visiting. Men be very careful and save something for your personal care. Most women end up manipulating their kids to ignore the man.quote author=id4sho post=134573668]
Blunt truth bro 💯[/quote]

Just like a old wine it's taste good. Na so women be. Over time their evil becomes enriched with bitterness.
Why kill the poor man because of pension. The kind of women we have these days are nothing to write home about. Men need to be deliberate about their retirement and health plan. It is your sweat and not joint for anybody

benuejosh:
Take 5 mins of your day to fear a woman.

My brother u need to be very wicked and heartless and wicked when planning for something eating up your investment.

Get pieces of brbed wire. Create a box with a passage. Put some fish at the end of the box. At the beginning of the box put barbed wire at different spot inside the box. Once they try to get to the fish the barbed wire will cut them till they run away from your compound. Wicked iss something we do naturally..

Lukuluku69:
One night visit by a Cat can undo 3 months of diligent work. I remember a Day like that. All was fine the night before, then the night visit by this Cat!

It took 6-7 3 months old chicks. You know with their poor nightly sights, they stood no chance. Dismembered them all right in my compound.

I used poison. It didn't work. Set traps, no luck either. So, I just improve on the shed security.

Dogs might help but pray that you won't get one that eat Chickens and chics too.

[When they started it was like dey wanna pepper the christians. They burned churches
, they maim people of Christian faith but today the monsters they created don't know tribe or religion. They unleash mayhem on anybody. quote author=Chimarto post=134531158]See were the north Islamic sect have landed us.

Everything na extremism to them, now everybody is going to feel the heart of the sanctions, both Muslims, Christians, ijeshe,[/quote]

Table water will go upquote author=Flame333 post=134518637]Everywhere you go, you just keep seeing this Yoruba limousine mostly in Lagos State as a result of people's inability to maintain good cars they've now switched to this limousine

Unto next level backwardness

3 years on and they still keep making us believe that everything will be fine whereas in reality things keep getting worse

Have you not started buying one sachet of pure water 50 naira[/quote]

Politicians wey dey smoke fresh leaves . The concepts be say bring in the most dense so he can be manipulated

kettykin:
Chai, politicians can be desperate. How will he be better than Soludo

Make una seize her papers o . She is going to hear ween. quote author=soccerlite post=134474435]

You better go and report to a genuine radio presenter

She has been convenanted not to reveal

Pls help her o[/quote]

Lock her in a room. She is going to do slave trade by herself for herself. The news from there is not pleasant. How come a lady going to Egypt to Hustle. Help her now

Imagination is very easy.

I know say na weed wey Dem soak for urine u dey smoke. Man is gone be fair with your words. uote author=Ringstonermasks post=134435495]dix man dat Obi made popular. I know he won't die a good death for betraying Atiku nd Obi. Let him go and sing "on ur mandate" in hell.


I'm from Warri(area) for Delta State, we nor dey take nonsense and we nor dey carry last, if u quote me anyhow u go take wotowoto[/quote]

If you want to break and make your breed super u will marry from another tribe. Ur breed will be super breed.

Breaker001:
She was a complete Southerner

[Brazil is the hybrid of yoruba culture. quote author=Obiedun post=134409981]Oyo can also do it[/quote]

[Strong head na follow come. If e didn't dey e didn't dey. quote author=LordBiden post=134391746]Most lagosians are spineless when it comes to politics,they fear tinubu like crazy no wonder he held the state spell bound for many years.
Same with that ambode,spineless bunch.

They need to learn stronghead from south south peeps like obaseki and fubara.[/quote]

This tanker wan be like trend. If na organize country be dis Dem go dey monitor dis Tanker drivers and their manipulation. Every 3 days tanker will explode

Exactly. The signs are there for you to see but u ignore them. Manage your whoreries...

Bendeco02:
Since una go see way ward girl still marry them because of big nyash. Take anything you see

Carry your cross. Nigerians has many things on their head now to worry than to involve themselves in your marriage

Any body that says her past don't matters is your enemy. Immediately u see nose ring, ear piercing, beads around waste, leg chain , those are samples of typical olo. quote author=Namaster post=134379680]Mini-skirt.
Mid-calf boots.
Bright-coloured hair.
Big, dangling earrings

That is the UNIVERSAL uniform of a WHOOORE!

Plus, there are certain categories of women you must NEVER marry. Actresses are one of them.

They are surrounded by MEN who have a job largely because of their physical ATTRACTIVENESS and EXTROVERSION.

She's constantly being BOMBARDED by sexy and suave men who also happen to be FAMOUS.

Trying to stop her from cheating would be POINTLESS.

It's like trying to stop a hungry monkey surrounded by SEVERAL bunches of ripe and juicy bananas from feasting.

Also, if you have PROOF that 21 men FUCCCKED your wife but you are too AFRAID to even name them; your wife DESERVED to get fuccccked.[/quote]

Ask Ambode about them.

Esthered:
Sounds more like a cult (GAC) than an advisory council. Is the LSHA governed by the law or the bye-laws of the GAC through APC?

[Handpicked quote author=OfficialP post=134355328]So gac are the cabals in Lagos.


Meaning the lawmakers are mere puppets[/quote]

Pros and brostitude quote author=NOETHNICITY post=134335828]I do not envy all this yeyebrity showing off with big cars
Most are prostitutes[/quote]

When they were giving him arms and every every he thought it was Greek gifts. Na your minerals Dem need oquote author=merits post=134310851]O boy this guy is feeling it too much from so called USA,I am really pityiing the guy he has entered one chance already.[/quote]

Emptiness everywhere. Get second and third source of income cos these clowns don't have anything to offer anybody other than increase tax.

Baba don't want a toilet roll as wife

gohf:
Ok, was the criteria for the marriage because she was an old virgin based in the UK?

Was it God directed or research directed 🤔 because I wonder how many old virgins they found.

Well I pray such miracles occur for our Nigeria single elderly women as well, it's not good to grow old alone.