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Giwman:
Are we to believe dis obvious lie?

If you don't believe fine. I non come here come impress you.

CrixusD:
That's ma Niggah....

You're the true son of your father... chop knuckle!


Don't mind these babies here who don't know what you just did... you made money knacking "la creame" kitten without breaking a sweat bro!.... You're the kind of guy i roll with.

We are hunters and we know it, infact i will say we are retired now and our kill comes with pay. No more free "gionking", you form class or krashina for us.., we set trap for you and knack you for free and if possible make some cool dough from it.

Gone are the days where we chase girls, wasting time energy and resources in the process,that was when men were boiz... now, we select our prey carefully, choose those that believe that they are the special breed, then launch and take both kpomo and cash in the process.... lolz..

These girls don't know that the real Alpha males are 10 steps ahead of them, and we will always use their weak points against them. I have come to the reality that no girl is "unknackable" including my fiancee giving the Guy in context... because girls have buttons and once you press the right one, they fall yakata... some of them might form boss, or brag that no guy can make them submit and i laugh... lolz.. (na today), also i tell young boys coming up, never vouch for a woman, what she told you yesterday is gone with yesterday!

I believe you bro! To me every girl is "shaggable".., infact no matter how expensive a girl thinks she is... a guy somewhere is fucking her for free... infact self, she might be paying the guy for a job well done albeit unknowingly.

Been there... done that severally....

Sure Nigga

cruzita:
and we should all rise and clap for this rubbish abi?

kid

7footre:
You pathological liar! You made a bet of 200k how come you now had 240k after expenses? Pls if you are going to lie to me, at least make it sound good.........lobbich

BET (My 200,000 + his 200,000=400,000)
35000- Remy Martins
40000- MOET
28500- Hotel Room
10000- Driver
30000- To her
Some minor expenses like sorting the bar attendance and breakfast we ate the next morning.

Calculate that urself dude

Why will u think I will be lying?

Jaidooo:
Baddo

Man must sharp

Chongaiman:
"Vouch" is d word, bro.

Thanks man

kaziblake:
Bad guy But karma dey wait you.

I pray oo. which kind karma

There is this high class lady who lives in GRA, PH. I only know her but doesnt know me and she was so classic that she is always been picked with convoy by weathy guys and men. Me and my friend had an argument on different ladies we have met and their acceptance and rejections, we talked about this particular girl (Name withheld) and he boasted to me that no amount of my talk will make this girl accept me because of the standard of Men she follows. After much talked, we bet #200,000 each on if I can f.u.ck her and my friend whom this PH big girl has turned down severally despite his little wealth (living in a duplex and driving a 2014 toyota camry) was so sure of getting this my 200k.

All I did was looked for her number, we chatted for about 2 weeks, lied to her i own houses in juicing areas in Lagos and Abuja, that I have been staying in Presidential hotel in PH for a month plus and trying to rush my duplex in PH before I park in, fixed a date with her and quickly paid for a room that same day we planned to meet lol, arranged with a lady at the pool side on the drink (Remy Martins #35k) she should serve once my guest arrived to make it look regular and once I enter she should be hailing me.

I hired a driver for 2 days on my 2012 mercedes benz E550, wore native attire to make me look like those politicians that steals money and used a cognac Tom Ford (by black orchid) which I only use to church lol to make me smell nice from distance.

After perfecting all the plans, she called by 4pm and came over with a Toyota Prado cab to form high class for me. Gave her my room number and she came over, we talked about our life's which were all fake and lies. After much talk, we went 2 the pool bar and immediately I arrive the lady was shouting "Leader" and she asked why they are calling me leader, told her they got that from my business associates and that's what they normally call me. From this point the girl placed her hand on my neck and the next thing they brought Remy Martins to my table and she was like did you order for that? The waiter laughed at this point and said that's his regular brand when he comes to the bar. We joked over it and ate some chicken and chips which cost me almost 48k for the drink and chips. One mind was saying if I don't f.u.ck this girl tonight I will loose my 200k and the whole expenses made. My mind say fire on lol.

After everything, for her mind she don catch mugu and she was so relax with me. We made an arrangement to club that night and she told me she is going home to change since she never prepared for it.

Being a guy that knows much about ladies and what they like, I never dressed extravagantly, I dressed maturely with my simple native attire. She came later and loved my simple outfit.

When it was time for club I told her I have changed my mind that I hate circular clubs because of fear of kidnappers and probably seeing people I am not suppose to see (guy change mind b4 some of my kolo guys go cast my fake life for club lol). We later made a reservation at the same hotel club, bought MOET (40k) and we partied till 1am. After party we went back to hotel room, she felt so tire and fell on my arms. So from here was thinking of how to play smart b4 she outsmart me lol. As I just tried my luck to touch her, she responded and after much touch, she was already wet and we blow till 4am. Secretly took some pictures of her unclothedness and saved it on my fone.

The next day she dey form love say she hardly sleep out and so many talks for my mind I say spear me those shit. As she was about going I doll her 30k for breakfast and told my hired driver to drop her off and we planned on hooking up later. For her mind she don see who go buy her house for GRA lol.

To cut the story short, I called my friend, and called the guy we gave our bet money. Showed them the pictures and they were shocked to the bone and i smile to the bank with about 240k cash after all the expenses subtracted lol.

Though I immediately deleted all the pictures after the bet and made it never to leak. She has been calling and I told her I got an urgent call from Abuja for a contract lol. The day she go catch me for Ph yawa go burst lol.

Moral of the lesson. Never you vouch for a girl.

Though possible. I once mess a girl through that means

He will never do that. APC is one hell propaganda party. I could remember GEJ congratulated Aregbesola and Oshiomole when they won their elections irrespective of the party different.

hmmm

If u give this guy appointment now, he will still be compromise and Dasukilize us. Nigeria matter don tire me.

Na true oo. All this lie lie bloggers might be right sometime.

We will chase away those APC criminal and there gang members out of Edo this year. APC is banking on rigging and they better think twice because what happened in Bayelsa in January 9th will repeat itself in Edo gubernatorial election.

And Oshiomole should come out and tell us where he got all the money he use in buying trailers of rice, groundnut oil and rams APC shared Dec period.

It is so sad that the era of political desperation has revived after been successfully buried by the last administration. In this case even security and force men doesn't care about there selves but there determination is to work for some selfish politicians instead of protecting the citizens. Last administration, opposition won in Edo and Osun elections conducted under GEJ peacefully but this time the party at the centre wants to have it all not even minding the life of the citizens they govern. God will save us from this wicked apostles of change.

It is so sad that the era of political desperation has revived after been successfully buried by the last administration. In this case even security and force men doesn't care about there selves but there determination is to work for some selfish politicians instead of protecting the citizens. Last administration, opposition won in Edo and Osun elections conducted under GEJ peacefully but this time the party at the centre wants to have it all not even minding the life of the citizens they govern. God will save us from this wicked apostles of change.

It is so sad that the era of political desperation has revived after been successfully buried by the last administration. In this case even security and force men doesn't care about there selves but there determination is to work for some selfish politicians instead of protecting the citizens. Last administration, opposition won in Edo and Osun elections conducted under GEJ peacefully but this time the party at the centre wants to have it all not even minding the life of the citizens they govern. God will save us from this wicked apostles of change.

People still reach 1mil plus for Maduguri?

ddippset:
Contrary to general beliefs especially from people who cannot think outside of the box, the correct thing is being done now, when elections improperly conducted or conducted in violent conditions are cancelled or postponed. If it was in the past, one would just find a situation where the ruling party just ignores all of the misconducts and irregularities in the áreas and allocates votes for itself there. That's when we heard PDP 1 million, other parties 50,000 after 6 hours of an election or even before an election is concluded. I think it's better now, better to postpone elections in affected áreas than manipulate and claim everything was right. In the past such troubled elections were seen as the perfect opportunity to rig and manifacture votes. Kudos PMB.

Some supporters of PMB are so myopic and blind.

abduljabbar4:
Why is it that throught Gej's tenure non of these criminals were sick? Their sudden sicknesses is making me to question the death of alamiesaigha(wrong spelling).

Same also your APC Audu Abubakar who died? Death can come anytime

This really got me laughing hard. lol

I can as well go to banana island and snaps pic claiming they are mine. Mteeew

delectablegyal:
New year, new boyfriend.

Let me see the handsomeness of nairaland guys in the new year.


Perhaps, you can be the only nairalander to have my number. Dats if you are extremely handsome in my view.

Reply my PM and will shower you with lots of my pictures.

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vision2022:
How much is fuel being sold today in your area? did you but N86.50?

No. I buted 150 naira. lol. Everybody wanna post not minding their poor grammatical construction.

I just dey laugh. This current government must explain this
massacre happening because they are lying and deceiving fellow
Northerners and Nigerians at large.
Sorry to say, I dont believe Nigeria can be a better place under this
present Government who don't care about the citizen and always
brainwashing Nigerians with lies. It is time we stand out and
condemn this act been you APC or PDP sympathiser.

I just dey laugh. This current government must explain this massacre happening because they are lying and deceiving fellow Northerners and Nigerians at large.

Sorry to say, I dont believe Nigeria can be a better place under this present Government who don't care about the citizen and always brainwashing Nigerians with lies. It is time we stand out and condemn this Government been you APC or PDP sympathiser.

One thing about Naija is corrupt people are celebrated and given the privilege to misyarn. OBJ matter don tire me