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Beremx:
are you describing your mother? Eyaaa sorry for her o! Your father must have been devastated

dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. i was very faithful to him.

AntiBeEmCe:
When rumours spread that they wanted to attack Igboho’s house, it was lousy, toothless ekukes like this so-called SAN, that dismissed the rumour ...until two men and some cats died by DSS’ bullets in Igboho’s house.

For the fact that he mentioned ipob alone, in his vseless statement, shows how petty, shortsighted and small-minded he is.

PCSI:
IPOB again?....

Igboho your people failed you....

siofra:
So Nigerian girls cannot eat cucumber in peace again

favor914:
People from Eastern Nigeria accuses the DSS Fulanis of the Killings, I guess the truth which others knew all along is coming out slowly.

IceColdVeins:
Step 1: download google chrome on your device (mobile phone or laptop)
Step 2: enter the url https://web.WhatsApp.com (A barcode will pop up)
Step 3 (the hardest part): stylishly borrow her phone to make a call or something and go to her WhatsApp, click on settings, then click on “linked devices” then click on “link a device” (you actually need her phone password or fingerprint to do that).
Step 4: A camera scan will come up, scan the barcode from your https://web.WhatsApp.com
And tadda!! You start catching up with live updates on your gfs banging spree even if she’s in far away Australia only if she’s online shaa

Note: She must be online for your device to connect to her WhatsApp.

bonus: you only need to scan the barcode once and you are forever logged in on her WhatsApp. (Meaning; You only need to hold her phone once and after then, all you need to do is enter the web address on your phone whenever you want to check her chats and her chats will pop up again)

Disclaimer: I shall not be held responsible for any case of violence, hypertension, heart attack/cardiac arrest that may have owed to my step by step guide. Don’t hate the player, blame the game.

Lastmankc:
Point of correction, you are the one not your colleague.You guys won't listen to common advice to leave these holes alone.A thread made fp yesterday about a girl wanting to Fu*CK a random guy in the same hotel and the same floor in which she was lodging with her boyfriend.Pls,stay away from anything that can bleed for 4days without dying and the snake language translators.

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

PrinceOfLagos:
Ok maybe I will stop trolling and start cancelling your posts

How about that hmm

Maobichek:
Everyone in Aba have access to good water (borehole at least), what Aba don't have is good roads and not all Aba roads are bad okay.

Amotolongbo:
But what is this in the sculpture for goodness sake?

India and overdo!

explosiveskull:
We were shouting on top of our voices that these calamities in imo is government sponsored especially the one of the dullard, that is why you'll see the bmc crew always convulsing on it. The truth is coming out small small... .. . . . .
Ndi obodo shey you guys are hearing it,


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By the time the damages done by this government is revealed, all man will shudder, lets watch and see.

BKayy:
Shey I tell una say UGM na Zoo politics?

Karlovych:
Maybe this is why Aisha has been avoiding the dullard.

ajumma:
you all kept quite
traitors

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