₦airaland Forum

nwadiuko1:
odimma daa ibukwanu onye uwala ebeole la Ala ngwa anyi?

abu m nwa nvosi la isiala ngwa south

KcMarShalL:
Please, is this swahili?

Its Ngwa

nwadiuko1:
asim melenu ma obu ogwem lani nhuwa he kena

Dede obughi la nigi wo oo

Leele otu mpekele nwa na njisi d'emeku money, well-done wizzy!!

Biingoo:
I swear that one dey vex me pass. Naso Dem go turn motivation speakers overnight. Stupid folks!

Motivational speakers indeed..

If you see them advising us online now, you go think say their hustle legit...

She no even hide am well!

Eazi marry this girl now. In as much as her parents dey claim "achoghi m ima", believe you me, they are eager to have a grand child. Leave fame and Pregnant her in a legal way, remember, opportunity comes but once.

uboma:
Some of their pictures will be published soon.

Okay

tgmservice:
Mumu song
I just dey hear
kom kom kom ti kom kom ti ti

I no just understand the song seriously.

Dem for put pictures na....

ImperialYoruba:
Has Chris taken this issue to his LCDA? He took it to facebook but before doing so has he taken it to the LG office? There is a process for engagement in community. Zuckerburg is not going to send a work crew to fix his road. So he should be encouraged on civic responsibility and taught ways in which to file grievance on things that need the LG attention.

When it's obvious the confidential secretary will not take the file to the chairman, even the Protocol officer to the chairman go fling the report away, and you want the guy to take which Issue to which LCDA?
Bro, our leaders only listen and try to act when you expose them on social media because they will want to prove you wrong. And mind you, there's nothing like civic responsibility in this part of the world (Nigeria).

Pearlyakin:
How can over 100 million people under 40 be looking to a 72-year-old to rescue us from an 82-year-old? Isn't that just non-compos mentis? They chant Atikulated! Atikulated! Isn't that how they all chanted Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari! almost 4years ago? Look where all that chants and foolishness has brought all of us, yet Nigerians still haven't learnt from their mistakes or read the handwriting on the wall.

So what do we do now? Who do you want us to vote for please?

CreepyBlackpool:
lol, haven't we seen this before

tbillz and tiwa,
tonto and churchhill,
shola and wizzy




at first they are all perfect n sh!t, showing off their partners with pride on social like they the next best thing since sliced bread.
Making us single ones consider relationships.

Then all of a sudden, boom!!! they're toxic n big mistakes.

Bro, your siggy are you for real?

Chai!

delugajackson:
The rate at which people blame the devil for their actions these days is quite alarming. Why apportion blames on the devil for a decision you consciously made? Enough of this nonsense!

By the way, a married woman seeking admission to study Computer Science, what does she want to code? Maggi and onions?

Delugajackson

Shezkid:
She's also his manager...why won't she be with him

I wouldn't know ooo

EdoBozz:
Are you for real you make those slippers yourself or na wash? They are nice

Yes, that's what I do! Thank you.

Life itself isn't fair!

Naughtysite:
Some passengers will pay N5000 and be acting like say nah dem buy the bus along the way

Why you bring out the bus na if you no value the 5k?

tommykiwi:
Instead of the LIFELESS one to travel to Kaduna, rather he traveled to Lagos.
RIP to the dead.

I no know whether the man dey get pre-info before this things happen! He must be busy somewhere for something bad to happen.

Naughtysite:
Are you Ashewo?

Are you agbero?

Naughtysite:
Do you know that calling someone agberoo can land you in prison or you get fined

I do not know. But calling someone ashewo, will it still land someone in prison too?

No be original. Dem buy am for Ngwa road!

They look good anyways!

kmcutez:
Do you know how many men fvcked your wife before you married her?

Sis, no mind him. This kind of guys,na their sisters be prostitution itself and you can't even stay with them at a closet for 5mins without them not begging for sex. If you see where they are begging for it eee, one will think their lives depends on it, like they will die the next minute if dem no do. Odour wey dey there body, na to dey bath with lime go fit comot am! #runsoutjoor

Ehiscotch:
WTF!!

How can you import stew? What kind of humans do we have in Nigeria?

How did we get here? o:

Won't the stew have been spoilt. What manner of nonsense is this?

Don't just understand sometimes!

God oooo

madone:
Seven women sha hold on to one man saying let's just be ur woman and bear ur name. This is one good evidence that God exists.. Science no fit prove this one. [b]Now is the time brothers let's follow money [/b]while the women rush us

That's the beginning of wisdom bro. My everyday advice to my younger brothers "leave woman, make money"!

madone:
Seven women sha hold on to one man saying let's just be ur woman and bear ur name. This is one good evidence that God exists.. Science no fit prove this one. [b]Now is the time brothers let's follow money [/b]while the women rush us

That's the beginning of wisdom bro. My everyday advice to my younger brothers "leave woman, make money"!

Ndi nwe obodo

Fierce11:
Twitter stories and lies.
She said "her friend was travelling".. She didn't follow ooh.. Then the driver assaulted her friend. Was the bus "chartered" by the friend and the friend's sister? How did the passengers defend her? How many passengers where in the bus? Why was she the only one questioning the driver? What was the gender of passengers present in the bus? Why did the friend's sister not post a tweet too.. Abi she no get phone?.. Why did she even have to lament for "her mysterious friend"?..
Liars everywhere.

Oga this things happen. I experienced one just two days ago while coming back from Lagos. I must say, all these packaged agberos wey call themselves drivers, are just something else!