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Mine happened when I was in secondary School, I came back home during the holidays. So I decided to visit a friend.

Along the way I met her mom and asked of her. I was told she went out to buy some stuff.


Surprisingly the woman warned me about one crazy dog in the neighborhood that I should be careful when passing through the compound.


I didn't even bother much, when I got to the compound I saw the dog resting under a tree. Instead of me to quietly go my way.


I picked up some stones aiming for the dog. The third one was on target. Mehn the bitch took off from the spot no one had to tell me that something crazy was about to happen.


Swiftly I bolted across the field in matter of seconds when I looked back I couldn't see the dog no more.


I paused a bit looked sideways that was when I noticed the game was up it was as if the earth should open up and swallow me whole.

The dog and I was just few meters apart, I quickly made a dash heading towards the next available compound. Getting there I didn't waste no time searching for the entrance.


I jumped the half wall and crashed landed inside the woman's room all my clothes were soiled with this woman's soup.

I managed to get up. His son rushed inside and was asking what happened,all I could say was "Dog" the bitch was outside barking seriously. Everybody in the compound came out, mehn shame catch me that day no be small.

Age is catching up on bobrisky

9japride:
Why can't those trucks move slowly in highly populated areas? In foriegn countries, they use train to transport large quantities of various kind of products from one end of the country to the other. Hardly before one will hear of fatal accidents. Just imagine people's love ones/bread winners crushed to death.

If you have never driven a truck before. you wouldn't understand.

Iyaebe:
When will this boy start looking clean

you like him?

Op enjoy your self. Over sabi Nigerians.

Mercychen:
Have you caught him red handed cheating or you're only suspecting him?

Give him time to see if he'll come around. If he doesn't, move on without confronting him.

Men are like that. When they're still trying to test their wooing prowess and you're unfortunate to be caught in it, this is usually the case cos before you know it they are on to the next prey after conquering you.

So, try not to get caught up in their silly games. Be watchful. Men are players.

No Wonder that hotel guy left you so heart broken.

Candidlady:
Hey shadow it is night time no light!!! Go to rest!!!

Evening newspaper

Animegirl:
So the man is impotent? How come? Not even one belongs to him.

Scary times

Leave the man. The wooman here is a pedestrian harlot.

Candidlady:
Chai

Lemme borrow Shalommy word

Now your lips are sealed. If the man was the culprit here you will be chanting like some un coordinated choristers singing in a cathedral choir.

Ogun state of all places?

Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

Shame on you. You had a one night stand with the same person you are about to cast. Once again shame on you.

See you and untimely death.

A thread created by someone who is going through mental rehabilitation. Comment section flooded by association of evening newspapers.

Datboredberry:
Apart from 1... These are the best ways to ruin your relationship...

Lol... The picture is funny!

what an off road comment

She is just a pedestrian prostitute. No dignity, zero reputation. Lots of them are on this forum.

Iyaebe:
My heart is with you,throw away your redpill rubbish and life will become clearer for you

Shove your heart down your azz.

Run far away from her.

A thread from a mentally unbalanced creature. The chair person (AEN) Association of Evening Newspapers. NL chapter.

He sends you money every month end to make your HEAD dummy.

Jeon:
beautiful family

Including the men?

He is in his natural state. No make up like the evening newspapers on this forum.

Winneygirl:
I see that you took after your Mom.

Thanks mom you know I couldn't do this without you

Op I am that guy. your predicaments just de start. You have to beg me on national TV if not sorry is your case.

She missed her period.

Candidlady:
Your picture please

unbelievable.

Op has finally lost the battle

HazardAwka:
not looking for a guy

You can start from somewhere

All the evening newspapers after reading the thread all look confused like a 15th century explorer who just lost his navigational coordinates

Candidlady:
You wanna punish your mamana ko ?


Get dynamogyn cypril gold(syrup) lamine aka devil's breathe mix all in a juice or Pepsi


Iam not a bad person iam just dishing out advice


Ungrateful kids erwhere

See how the thread confused you. Blame the man let me see.

That's the tradition. We practice that in my place too.

Candidlady:
Again idont hate him... Ijust hate what he is trying to push


Enough is enough but you people keep wanting more(wack songs )

I listen to good music with meaningful lyrics. That doesn't mean I shouldn't support an up coming musician. There are millions out there who like what you feel you aren't comfortable with.

Candidlady:
Bull no dey disguise.....

We all know it is you hiding behind this moniker...

An empty vessel will always feel/fill itself

you keep showing this guy nothing but hate.