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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Photo Of Himself Eating Frog Meat, Claims It Cures Impotence by Nicepoker(m): 8:03pm On Mar 03, 2022
Frog is different from toad.
Politics › Re: 25000 Nigerians Besiege Ukrainian Embassy In Abuja by Nicepoker(m): 8:00pm On Mar 03, 2022
Dereformer:
40,000USD is equivalent to 24,000,000NGN.

@op
please where is the address of the Ukrainian embassy in Abuja?
Will the money be paid upfront or instalmentally?

Please respond.
It will be paid to your family members once you are confirmed dead over there. grin
Romance › Re: Thank God She Is Pregnant (pics) by Nicepoker(m): 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
You thought you were releasing blank. God don catch you.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Considered Dropping Out Of Oxford University by Nicepoker(m): 2:09pm On Mar 03, 2022
Hope her dogs are aware of this new development. grin
Family › Re: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by Nicepoker(m): 2:05pm On Mar 03, 2022
Mercychen:
Take over her husband from where? As how?
Do I even know the OP in person?
How is that even going to be possible?

Can you hear how dumb you sound?

Receive sense.
Telling her to leave him without any notice. Madam is that an advice from a sound person? How about option for counselling. You are not married. Stay away from martial issues.
Family › Re: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by Nicepoker(m): 10:23am On Mar 03, 2022
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Very stupid comment from a stupid person who may be so useless yo himself one would wonder if he can even afford a week old news paper.
You must be very very stupid for calling her evening news paper for speaking her mind and the truth most of you here can't speak because of your gender biased mentality.
What's good in staying married to a gambler just for you to end up paying the bills alone. Would you say the op is married to a man or to herself if she has the do everything herself and still pray the man.
If you like it, may such fate befall you.
grin Don't take life so serious no one gets out of it alive.
Crime › Re: Man Marries Identical Triplets In Congo (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 9:45am On Mar 03, 2022
But this isn't a criminal offence. Evening newspapers will avoid this thread. grin
Family › Re: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by Nicepoker(m): 8:16am On Mar 03, 2022
Mercychen:
That is why they are always looking for a working class lady who can bring to the table so they can continue gambling and spending their own money recklessly. You better dump his ass.

You don't need to go through all that stress of divorcing him because that will drain you mentally and physically except you plan to remarry which is not advisable as most of them are the same. So, just secretly get a place for yourself and unborn child and leave him without warning, before you lose your sanity.

When he's ready to leave the singlehood lifestyle and become a responsible husband, he can come for his family. Otherwise, forget about him. Life is too sweet to let one person keep you in sorrow all the days of your life.

Marriage is overhypped, especially in this generation of overgrown babies in men's skin.
Says an unmarried E Newspaper. She should leave without notice so you can take her place right?
Crime › Re: EFCC: How Bank Staff Stole Over ₦870 Million Within 3 Days by Nicepoker(m): 6:29am On Mar 03, 2022
[s][quote author= post=110704535]They stole Almost one billion naira within 3 days?



Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria.......for real!


Greed and Dishonesty, the two main problems of an average Nigerian.
Read along to understand our reasons for saying so......

(N.B : If you are a fraudster and criminal on Nairaland,
Skip to the next post or you may not survive reading this)


*HOME TRUTH*

I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........
But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous Nigerian management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Nigerians are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Nigerians, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Nigeria but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Nigeria with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Nigeria if we could engage in partnerships, but we cant because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Nigeria. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Nigerians that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Nigerians haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria*.


If the truth wanna kill the online fraudsters and criminals we have on Nairaland,
you guys should better die now.
We will continue to hit your head as much as we can with the truth and be against your fraudulent lifestyle ALWAYS.
For all the scams you have scammed innocent people all over the world, and they end up committing suicide or becoming homeless, and y'all here thinking you are living large, kid you not, you will never enjoy that fraudulent money, it will lead you to your grave soonest. (You can keep hating honest, and hardworking members on this forum, but some of us will continue to kill you with the truth.)
Only if God doesn't exist.
Thieves, Barawos everywhere
.





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GREED!!!

When we say we are our own problem they start grumbling.....

Okay listen to these examples:

1. You sell chicken and add over 40% profit ,you are happy forgetting that the person that bought the chicken sells tomatoes and pepper.

2. The tomatoes and pepper seller has to recover the excess she paid for the chicken, so she adds her own 42% profit margin.

3. Teacher will come and buy these 2 items with what? She has no other alternative than to increase lesson fees or school fees.

4. You will go and rent house from a landlord who has paid excess for cement, sand, chicken, tomatoes and pepper, lesson fees, how will he meet up if not by increasing his house rent by 60%.

And the circle continues, it is not about dollars, dollars is just an excuse, abi wetin concern garri, beans and yam with dollars.

The problem is you and I and our excessive greed.



That is why you will forever remain the same way you are now.
No more shame to come to the public to say he's gonna steal people's money.
Lost generation!
Tueh!


Only a fraudster or criminal will be wailing about our above post.
We hope you ain't one of them kiddo?
If so, we understand your weeping about the honest truth.
No wonder you are your fellow children are always wailing and in serious pains reading our posts here.
The earlier, the better for you.
Advice from the elders kiss


Hmmmm, this is deep!


Sure we do get the good ones among the youths.


Only sane, honest and hardworking Nairalanders like you will definitely like our answers and comments,
Not the miserable fraudsters aka, children of hate, frustrations and perdition that abound here.
God bless your legit hustle man.
It will end in praise for you.


Addendum:
The below are screenshots from a very recent party we went to grill Barbecue for one of our clients we met on Nairaland,
And the below are the amount of meats the food caterer hired for the event stole, ready to take home with her.
After telling people at the party that beef has finished!
(After being paid close to 2 Million Naira for her catering job!!)
A picture speaks more than a thousand words.
Shame on her and her online criminals here.....[/quote][/s]
Crime › Re: Ogun Contractor Kills Girlfriend, Commits Suicide, Drops Wife Suicide Note by Nicepoker(m): 6:24am On Mar 03, 2022
And they lived happily ever after. grin
Romance › Re: Does My Ex Still Loves Me or is he just playing me by Nicepoker(m): 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2022
The hole gender is the victim in this case. This beyond our jurisdiction. grin
Music/Radio › Re: Is Anyone Feeling What Am Feeling Here(pics) by Nicepoker(m): 9:33am On Mar 02, 2022
Living a life filled with hate.
Candidlady:
One rapper amongst em D12 said something...°°°°idoubt if you know the crew D12°°°°


Anyways he said

even the wackest emcee feels himself whenever he is listening to his own joint


Ionce told you, you need training but you forming Volodymyr Zelenskyy



Keep feeling/FILLING yourself we all know you are empty
Celebrities › Re: I Saw Seun Osewa (picture) by Nicepoker(m): 7:54am On Mar 02, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Abeg shut up that gutter u call a mouth!! Yen yen yen yen idoult
when you take life so serious you will certainly be frustrated daily.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lives In A Suitcase: The Refugees Fleeing The Russia-Ukraine War (Pictures) by Nicepoker(m): 9:00pm On Mar 01, 2022
Stand back and fight. What a man can do a woman can do better. When the real deal plays forth they appear so gently. Cunning creatures grin
Events › Re: Lady Holds A Funeral-Theme 30th Birthday Party Inside Casket (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 8:56pm On Mar 01, 2022
So she witnessed her own funeral grin
Crime › Re: 15 Year Girl Accidentally Kills Herself With Uzi while Recording Tik Tok Video by Nicepoker(m): 7:55pm On Mar 01, 2022
Tik tok generation.
Celebrities › Re: I Saw Seun Osewa (picture) by Nicepoker(m): 7:52pm On Mar 01, 2022
He has some simping appearance. He will definitely possess the attributes of simpingness. Due to the fact that he grew up in a simphood environment.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Complain How narrow and bad Newly Constructed Bridge In Osun State is by Nicepoker(m): 7:44pm On Mar 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls can someone tell me what else can an average Black Nigerian do other than complain?
It's just too disgusting..you try to help them .they complain..you don't they still complain..
They capitalise on their problems instead of seeking solution..thy blame Colonial masters for their failure instead of looking beyond that..
You see a sub standard structure yet blind to analyze properly. Jumping from one thread to another like birds embarking on migration.
Health › Re: 2022 List Of States With The Highest HIV Rate In Nigeria by Nicepoker(m): 7:38pm On Mar 01, 2022
tellsblinks:
Wetin I go use this information do?
You don contract am before so no need. grin
Family › Re: Oboy See Condoms. Toilet Blockage. by Nicepoker(m): 7:35pm On Mar 01, 2022
BlackyOne:
Everyone uses condom, I have caught one pastor with one alhaja.

Short story!

My GF complained that the assistant pastor at where she worships disturbs her alot, so on this eventful day I was helping my neighbor to sell in his chemist in my area which is far from my GF area, and this assistant pastor came into the chemist at night wearing a face cap and requested for "Durex" like it's a drug without adding the "condom" to it,but I recognized him immediately because I have been observing him ever since my GF started Complaining about him.

So I immediately left the shop to my neighbor's son and started following this man, only for him to go into the house of one alhaja at the end of my street, alhaja's husband is late and her children are all abroad, this asst pastor went in by 8pm and didn't come out till about 10pm, I'm sure alhaja was healed of whatever problem she was facing that night grin

I Sha went to his worship center the following Sunday, my GF was happy since she has been inviting me to her place of worship for a long time, after the service I and my GF went to greet the main pastor and then the asst. pastor was there and I said "sir it seems like you're familiar, I met someone almost like you buying drugs in a chemist some nights ago in my area ( I mentioned the area), baba Sha denied it grin

But after that Sunday encounter, baba (asst pastor) now avoid my GF, infact when they happen to meet he's so respectful to my GF grin



Moral of the story is RESPECT CONDOM
Person wey de knack your GF steady.
Romance › Re: This Is The Only Thing That Makes Me Feel Alive, What About You? (pics) by Nicepoker(m): 9:15pm On Feb 28, 2022
VOsimhen144:
instead to have a collab.. with him.

I'm inviting you to my church programme tonight. #THEME...
That thing is a man. A useless one for that matter. grin
Education › Re: 18-year-old Girl In Adamawa Abducts Boy To Sell Off To Ritualist (VIDEO) by Nicepoker(m): 9:57am On Feb 28, 2022
Will you move this thing to crime section.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Villagers Mock Putin , Drive Russia Abandoned Tank Home With Tractor by Nicepoker(m): 9:44am On Feb 28, 2022
ryloy:
That was why Russia begging Belarus for help, ignoramus.
Have a nice day.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Villagers Mock Putin , Drive Russia Abandoned Tank Home With Tractor by Nicepoker(m): 9:25am On Feb 28, 2022
Ukraine can't stand Russia in a full scale combat. Occupying Ukraine is different from full scale war.
Food › Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Bread As Russia-Ukraine War Rages by Nicepoker(m): 9:15am On Feb 28, 2022
benuejosh:
very well sir. There's an ethanol plant in Benue so Benue guys don't play with cassava
Seem you are not aware of the realities in this country.
Food › Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Bread As Russia-Ukraine War Rages by Nicepoker(m): 7:29am On Feb 28, 2022
benuejosh:
If there's no wheat then we have an alternative. We can use Cassava. It will also boost our local production. Our local farmers from the North will make more money.
The cassava have you planted any?
Crime › Re: Hey Guys!! I Was Released From Prison After Two Years Need Your Advice by Nicepoker(m): 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2022
Error401:
You have a sympathetic story .... if you can proof it

Nairaland is a great place and help could come for you.. only if you come out clean. And at this point ... no need of hiding your identity. This is already a part of you, you should learn to live with it.
like he should present his prison discharge certificate or what? grin
Politics › Re: This One Na Yahoo Boy - Lagos Police CP's Team Detain NYSC Member, Demands Bribe by Nicepoker(m): 12:13pm On Feb 27, 2022
Macphenson:
#ENDSARS 2.0 loading seriously.

This is how it all started.

MANNABBQGRILS tell your daddy to call these criminals in uniform to order now it is not yet out of hand.

Before you all start making noise that people want to overthrow Buhari.
Mana is busy spicing up his grilled vultures.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Army Deploys Thermobaric Launchers (TOS-1 Buratinos) Into Ukraine by Nicepoker(m): 12:00pm On Feb 27, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
If you like deploy the undeployable you will never achieve your evil motive against Ukraine and the world..
What kinda evil monster is this..you are invading a sovereign country for no logical reason and still flexing muscles..

Putin won't escape the wrath that's about to befall him..this guy is a disaster to humanity..
This man. You talk too much are you the only loose cannon on this forum? Keep jumping from thread to thread like a farmer that is practicing shifting cultivation.
Education › Re: Landlord And Wife Beats Lady For Bring Her Boyfriend Home To Have Fun by Nicepoker(m): 10:21am On Feb 27, 2022
Highly commendable. I support the landlord and landlady 100%. grin
Education › Re: Primary Six Pupil Caught In Sex Act With Head Master by Nicepoker(m): 10:16am On Feb 27, 2022
WoundedLamb:
The man was caught messing up the kid. Please, report properly. Let's stop this fruitless sexism.
And you believed the report from that jobless op. grin

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