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Crime › Re: Pastor Arrested As Police Recover Seven Stolen Vehicles Inside Church by Nicepoker(m): 3:55pm On Nov 13, 2015
Drsheddy:
Wait ooo













Have you gave your life to Jesus Christhuh If not try do. It's necessary..God bless you cool
the pastor who claimed to have given his life to christ. See what he did.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Tonto Dikeh Kissing Her Husband ( Adorable Photo) by Nicepoker(m):
vizkiz:
she miss the attention... BTW is she not suppose to be pregnant yet? undecided
u can assist her get pregnant. Since u are the deputy husband.
Crime › Re: British Woman In Court For Marrying Two Nigerian Men - Photos by Nicepoker(m): 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2015
palladin:
The woman seems attached to Yoruba men





Proudly Odua.
what is this one saying
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage,Wizkid & Seyi Shay Appear In Funny Pepsi 'Long Throat' Adverts(pics by Nicepoker(m): 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2015
okoro4:
Very hilarious advert.See Wizkid neck like gorilla
gorilla. Abi giraffe
Crime › Re: I Use Explosives To Catch Fish – Suspected Robber (picture) by Nicepoker(m): 12:27pm On Nov 13, 2015
menix:
Haahaha..

I love this story, the bombs will shock The fish to death, abeg nah electric bombhuh

But come to think of it, how do these guyz get explosives abii boko boiz now produce for commercial purpose..

NPF should take those guyz to the river while the explosive detonated let see if the shock will change them to fish..
watch documentaries listen to news and u will see and then know how explosive fishing works.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Planning To Bomb South-west – NOA Raises Alarm by Nicepoker(m): 12:00pm On Nov 13, 2015
IYANGBALI:
mtcheeeeeeeeeew,how NOA take get that kind information?
wait till it happens.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Planning To Bomb South-west – NOA Raises Alarm by Nicepoker(m): 11:59am On Nov 13, 2015
latuntop:
no weapon fashion against us shall prosper
this one don pee for pants already
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Planning To Bomb South-west – NOA Raises Alarm by Nicepoker(m): 11:53am On Nov 13, 2015
Hmmmmmm. Lagos and ibadan. The marriage btwn the fulanis and yorubas heading to a divorce. I see westeners running to east.
Health › Re: The Massive Hospital To Be Completed By Kano Government (Photos) by Nicepoker(m): 11:45am On Nov 13, 2015
parrygee:
Wia is our oyel crew?
go up and read again.
Politics › Re: Latest Ranking Of States By Financial Sustainability, Debt And IGR (PICS) by Nicepoker(m): 8:13am On Nov 13, 2015
HaneefahRN:
Eeyah, becos it doesn't suit ur hatred filled mind. Seriously, when we say youths are leaders of tommorow I wonder what kind of leaders we mean. What is there is the entire report for any region to be proud and happy abt? If we are all right thinking individuals. Becos another article was brought out to show the SW isn't has poor and poverty ridden has u wld like it to be, u aren't happy. Weird human being.
And ur clans are many in the SW living off the region. I wonder where all these hatred against fellow tribes is coming from, yet when we travel out, we keep crying the whites are being racist when we ourselves are hate filled tribalists always happy when a bad thing happens to another tribe. What type of sick-minded individuals do we av in this Country!
comprehension deficiency. Now run off and play with kids.
Politics › Re: Latest Ranking Of States By Financial Sustainability, Debt And IGR (PICS) by Nicepoker(m): 10:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
totit:
United Nations' Multi Dimensional Poverty Index

The United Nations' Global Multi-Dimensional Poverty Index has three dimensions and 10 indicators in estimating Overall Poverty. Each dimension is equally weighted, each indicator within a dimension is also equally weighted, and added. It uses 10 indicators to measure poverty in three dimensions: Education, Health and Living standards. This report was Published in June 2015, and is based on data collected on years between 2004 and 2014.
According to the MPI Report, as at 2010, 46% of Nigerians lived below the national poverty line (Only 28% in Urban areas, and near 70% in The rural). Although a Report by the World bank, released in 2014, showed that only 33% of Nigerians could be considered Poor.

Now, to the Report........
States by Incidence of Poverty

STATES<-->POVERTY RATE
1. Lagos --------- 8.5%
2. Osun --------- 10.9%
3. Anambra --------- 11.2%
4. Ekiti --------- 12.9%
5. Edo --------- 19.2%
6. Imo --------- 19.8%
7. Abia --------- 21.0%
8. Rivers --------- 21.1%
*. FCT (Abj) --------- 23.5%
9. Kwara --------- 23.7%
10. Akwa Ibom --------- 23.8%
11. Delta --------- 25.1%
12. Ogun --------- 26.1%
13. Kogi --------- 26.4%
14. Ondo --------- 27.9%
15. Enugu --------- 28.8%
16. Bayelsa --------- 29.0%
17. Oyo --------- 29.4%
18. Cross River --------- 33.1%
-------------------------------------------------------
** National Avg --------- 46.0%
-------------------------------------------------------
19. Plateau --------- 51.6%
20. Nassarawa --------- 52.4%
21. Ebonyi --------- 56.0%
22. Kaduna --------- 56.5%
23. Adamawa --------- 59.0%
24. Benue --------- 59.2%
25. Niger --------- 61.2%
26. Borno --------- 70.1%
27. Kano --------- 76.4%
28. Gombe --------- 76.9%
29. Taraba --------- 77.7%
30. Katsina --------- 82.2%
31. Sokoto --------- 85.3%
32. Kebbi --------- 86.0%
33. Bauchi --------- 86.6%
34. Jigawa --------- 88.4%
35. Yobe --------- 90.2%
36. Zamfara --------- 91.9%

REGIONAL AVERAGES
1 = South West - 19.3% Poverty (+ Average)
2 = South South - 25.2% Poverty (+ Average)
3 = South East - 27.36% Poverty (+ Average)

----------------------------------------------------------------------
** National Avg 46.0%% Poverty
----------------------------------------------------------------------

4 = North Central - 45.7% Poverty (+Average)
5 = North East - 76.8% Poverty (- Average)
6 = North West- 80.9% Poverty (- Average) Damn!!

Sources
The Global Multidimensional Poverty Index by the U.N
http://www.dataforall.org/dashboard/ophi/index.php/
Click on Nigeria, and then "Nigeria country briefing, from the dropdown menu".
http://www.ophi.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/Multidimensional-Poverty-Index-2015-2-March-2015.pdf?0a8fd7&13666f
Another poor soul
Politics › Re: Latest Ranking Of States By Financial Sustainability, Debt And IGR (PICS) by Nicepoker(m): 10:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
nickxtra:
Upon the free money Akwa Ibom is getting, it remains among the top 5 indebted states in Nigeria?
free money indeed. When FG is pumping billions out from the state
Crime › Re: 50-year-old Man Says Evil Spirit Pushed Him To Molest 2-year-old Girl by Nicepoker(m): 4:49pm On Nov 12, 2015
safarigirl:
Between Ogun and Akwa Ibom, which one is even worse to bring up a female child?
which comparison be this
Crime › Re: Mob Beats Lagos Teacher, Rescues 14-year-old From Rape (Pictured) by Nicepoker(m): 9:25am On Nov 12, 2015
When will ladies start rapping boys
Crime › Re: Teenager Arrested For Hiding Boyfriend’s Gun (pictured) by Nicepoker(m): 9:22am On Nov 12, 2015
Chanchit:
Na babalawo dey preach for virgil?
na wake keep organised pending the funeral the following day. may be organised by one of his friends who is a cultist.
Sports › Re: Don’t Sign For Chelsea, Abuja Fans Tell Eaglets by Nicepoker(m): 9:18am On Nov 12, 2015
dominique:
So who should they sign for? Aston Villa, Norwich or any team that will never taste champions league action any time soon. Eaglets don't mind them ojare, if Chelsea comes calling, make una answer sharperly.
pained chelsea supporter
Crime › Re: Teenager Arrested For Hiding Boyfriend’s Gun (pictured) by Nicepoker(m): 9:10am On Nov 12, 2015
slimpoppa:
What did he go to do in church with a gun.
not church virgil I guess.
Crime › Re: Teenager Arrested For Hiding Boyfriend’s Gun (pictured) by Nicepoker(m): 9:09am On Nov 12, 2015
Chanchit:
Was the hediot planning to kill the pastor with the gun, abi wetin gun dey do for virgil. All this secondary school james bond cultist sef.
Well na Orente love, make the girl no complain.
where did u spot pastor in that post.
Crime › Re: Sergeant Allegedly Rapes Neighbour’s 9-yr-old Daughter by Nicepoker(m): 8:59am On Nov 12, 2015
Babalola. That name. Ok he is from the west. Am not disappointed. East pls any drugs related cases.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Pledges To Complete Ongoing Rail Projects, Calls For Cooperation by Nicepoker(m): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
We need rail for bullet trains.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Shooting Female Judge Handling His Case In US (pic) by Nicepoker(m): 10:13pm On Nov 11, 2015
ijustdey:
what did he hope to achieve by shooting her.....






some people are destiny to rot in jail
see last line grammar. Destined abeg.
Politics › Re: Twitter User Takes Shot At Ben Bruce, Calls Him "An Unfortunate Man" by Nicepoker(m): 10:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
That twitter user is hungry
Jokes Etc › Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nicepoker(m): 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2015
kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor grin
slave on rampage
Crime › Re: Five-year-old Girl Accuses Father’s Colleagues Of Rape by Nicepoker(m): 5:04pm On Nov 11, 2015
Yoruba and rape. Any drugs related cases from the east. ?
Education › Re: Graduate Slips Into Gutter, Drowns After Downpour by Nicepoker(m): 1:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lizabeth25:
Modified tongue
before ur delayed modification. Ur earlier comment had gone viral.
Crime › Re: 27-yr-old Lady Dies From Boyfriend’s Acid Attack by Nicepoker(m): 11:20am On Nov 11, 2015
Lizabeth25:
This is part of the things some women suffers in the hands of some idiots called MEN undecided


Imagine bathing somebody with acid because she no do again! cry

God Help us!
take it easy. Why generalise the situation.
Crime › Re: Policeman Commits Suicide For Missing Assessment Exam by Nicepoker(m): 11:12am On Nov 11, 2015
Omooba77:
A corporal two houses,two cars including a SUV..Corropution don eat deep into our fabrics
he may have other investments.
Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Nicepoker(m): 8:43am On Nov 11, 2015
unbeat007:
Gerraarahia!
is that all? Now run off boy.
Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Nicepoker(m): 8:28am On Nov 11, 2015
unbeat007:
That's your destiny not mine.
its urs. Stop quoting me
Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Nicepoker(m): 11:01pm On Nov 10, 2015
unbeat007:
yes I don't comprehend brain tumor patients when they comment.
what's ur own. Can't u swerve to the BRT lane and face ur untimely death?
Crime › Re: Man Dies Few Weeks After Raping His Sister's Daughter by Nicepoker(m): 6:40pm On Nov 10, 2015
9jizzy:
Appease the godshuh In this 21st century, hmmmm Akwaibom people sef... well this the what poverty & joblessness can cause grin grin grin
why generalise.
Crime › Re: Man Dies Few Weeks After Raping His Sister's Daughter by Nicepoker(m): 6:38pm On Nov 10, 2015
pTomz:
Itid's revenge grin
itidvexation.

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