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Ayam lost 4 words

In PEJ's voice 'DONT GIVE UP'

#BABA GO SLOW

Lalasticala. Hppy new mnth FTC

Cholls:
my brother why u dey waste ur time like this?. Just tell her to give u chop na.

i wnt a last relationshp wt her nt a short 1

AmiLaHoit:
U are definitely sexually attracted, LUST!
Flee from her lest u enter wahala.

she's d kinda God am trying 2 av a long lasting relationshp wt am nt inlust

This was what i did when i was dating a single mum anytime am on fone wt her i tried 2 talk 2with her on,ask her av u ean etc.buy her presents even biscuits or take her 2 mr biggs, b jovia playful when she's around u.
It worked 4 me.. She'l b d one disturbing her mom 2 invite u ova

Hhhhhhh

Where are my hammer&chisel?

U mean they saw those oranges& the minoras? Are u a light-skinned lady?

misspicy:
pple will pass by na,the post is not in d appropriate section,this is Romance section not Religion section.

u'v got cute thick lips can i......?

Pple are just passing by nawa oo

Sexual seduction

tosyne2much:
Baba, I throway salute oooo

oya com solve this math

Tosyne2much com chop o

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Mr seun,laurelp,mr&mrs ggrin,xsenga,lala,mouth,born2fuck,irene,unknownstroll,erubebe,person, pls com solve am

READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE YOU ANSWER ANY QUESTION.
2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the
end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at
a time. Using the Almighty Formula,
CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling
all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
birthday gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of
guys are single as their marital status states,
and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in
a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain
who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
GOODLUCK!
LALASTICAL IRENENOYIN.GGRIN. NAIRALANDERS COME SOLVE

tearoses:
come of think of it, isnt Desmond Elliot the rep for surulere?
Who has his contacts?
FB page, twitter etc etc
He was voted in
Use him . . thats what he is there for.

they'r only fighting for their pockets dnt dont care

Chisos do we av a governor/chairman in surulere?

Interesting

All i can read is ''since therefore'' cool story anyway

Sharksblow:
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Na God go save me from this guy o. OK, gimme 2yrs maa think about am

giv me ur MIL num let me hear her own story?

Sharksblow:
thanks, no need. I agree: ur rod is nice

wot about ur gf's female frnds?

Sharksblow:
Collect ko, connection ni

just 2 put it there &remove dats all

Sharksblow:
Haha..... U sure say ur rod nice with this ur comment?

100% nice send ur gf 2 com& kolet it 4 u

GodsMercy1:
Try read the complete story first na. Lolzzzz

ok na

Lies

This na gobe o but if u can do take one get 1 free it wll 9c marry d daughter&start bangin d MIL 4 free