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what happened to the luv for garri? or am i from another planet?

[s]Nna, na wa o! Na so una want make i monopolise everything? No wonder e wan b like say Dangote and others wan own everything.[/s]

Anyway, i'd buy National stadium, surulere and make it an enviable property for FIFA to behold.

Wonderful & Open-minded Man's Associate Needed

S T R U T

hmm

Amigoz:
awww, hang in dere, though u 4 start by croaking

@topic
I like to rewind time

would u croak along with me?

bluespice:
i like singing

would u teach me how?

I like to move to the beats. _{i love beats}

AfroCynic:
M.J. is Igbira and she speaks five languages, one of which is Yoruba, she is going to be in a Yoruba flick this year.

Doris Akintimilehin? who is she, or do you mean Doris Simeon A.?

i hope say she go dey market with fish and crayfish tuesday next week. _{abi na wednesday ba market day?}

D1KeleVra:
Olodo!

D1KeleVra:
Question: Imagine you are driving a Mercedes at 100 mph. The steering locks. The doors lock. The brakes fail. You can't get out! You're heading for a 1,000 foot cliff! What do you do?

Answer: You stop "imagining."

Migines:
Wat if it was 4 real?

oga D1 u said .  .  .Mercedes.  .  .
u no talk whether na 190, E class or other. so i select convertible. abi na mercedes bicycle wey get door and can fit run at 100mph? 

bobbs! Na waaaaaa o!
Na 5 naira cause all dis kind quarrelsing and phits?

_{(the guy just kark put for ground dey count im fingers dey try understand wetin dey happen for inside dis room.)}

luvly pix y'all.

dont have anything less than 200kb, but probably would sometime soon. later!

Fried fish and Plantain (10x)

me vs you

unknown or unidentified

i like to remain anonymous most of the time.

Reality

xylem

[s]my guy, na death carry am waka comot go strollings sotay bros bruce lee no just show again o.

na painful thing sha.[/s]

Na wa sha.
Na so so phit una dey fight for here. and i been tink say i go fit win =N=5.00 (especially this kind harsh time when all economics textbooks done meltdown)

_{(the guy just turn waka comot)}

if it were real, given the fact that D1 didnt give specs for the mercedes, i'd assume it's a convertible with the top open.

aha, so i'd jump out (get so many bruises and probably broken bones, but i'd be better off than going over the cliff).

_{my 2 cents}

nna, na wa o.

la wa o. i cans beleaf all of una i no go am for suku.

ehm! any need for Autocad users?

@topic,
congratulations mr poster for getting the effective solution to da problem

okman1:
What wil be the prize for the NL competition.

probably a lunch for two with one of the beautiful ladies of NL if the winner is a guy and vice versa if the winner is a chic. 

I Like Jazz. _{like say i can fit play anything or even sing.}

sylve11:
that serves him right

romade or the earthworm?

Sam Milla:
is she/he still hungry?

romade or womade?

@ topic,

plenty of garri, eba, cassava and the likes. nna, i'm not sure the colour of the eye would matter afterwards cos u'd have other things on your mind.

aint gonna ever put anything in ma eyes for whitening sake: if they're red, they better remain that way. i got only two and no replacement.

praying ^{God i thank u for ma eyes just the way they are.}

@ poster,

which horror movie did u get does pix from? [s]_{I hope say i go fit sleep this morning.}[/s]

So Many Indians Like Eba

E R A S E

Hello fellow nairalanders,
This game is a real life game of monopoly with nigeria as the playground.
Here's how it'd be played,

name one parastatal or institution in nigeria right now you would not mind buying supposing the opportunity arose (4get about the cash 4 now)
dreams come true u know!

i'd start by saying, I would buy PHCN. _{(that's what i call monopoly of business)}

garium sulphate with grainie (garri with groundnut)
but then, you'd be mortgaging your sight for a lazy meal.