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bluespice:
slightly nervous

come here for a good hug. what's wrong? watts up!

follypimpi:
Sad

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-15.0.html

@ topic,

home-sweet-home.

Patrick! Patrick!! Patrick!!! how many times i call you? nna, wey your sister? I go tell una mama now say una wan dey lie give me now o.

meanwhile, wey my Economics and Accounting textbooks?

daylae:
Don't get the riddle.

Abeg, who don see Patricia & Abbey? Nna, tori don worwor o!

kunbee, so u sabi the person wey burn the house na im you no talk all this while.

hectorswag:
Those two really got me cracking!!

take am easy o: no go break somethin! glad u liked them.

romsky:
i dey steal am go fb 2morow if Ben no come again

no worry! my lawyer & accountant go come see you tomorrow. glad u liked it.

sylve11:
@ snitch u try wella

fanks! glad to know you liked them!

hectorswag:
mmmmcccchhhheeeeeewwwwww!!!! i think say the thread make sense sef! exits immediately

kokumo, iya shukura dey call u o. she say u nefa pay for the pure water wey u drink.

tubabie:
Nich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! howdy? Av been around , on and off

good to know u're doing fine!    how we dey take watch world cup now?       

@ topic,

dreamy

i no get Naira o! na only Pesewas i get!

tubabie! is that u? where've u been?

Kenny G, howdy!

@ topic,

tired.

madam tatafo radio, abeg u don see iya solo today so?

Phemour:
wetin dey hpn 4 hia?

i be fisitor for hia o! abeg ask madam tatafo or oga landlord.

kpor kpor kpor. Anybody dey dis house? Biko, i dey find iya solo. Abeg, she dey house?

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=453307.msg6128864#msg6128864 date=1275388384][color=#00688B]^^ [/color][/quote]

Paul Berry:
Nich,
I just want to thank you for those funny stuffs, you are good man.

Paul Berry:
Wat's Nich,
You got me tearing out tears with those jokes, thanks for making my day. More of them please.

glad to know u had fun!

baby feeding:

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant,
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing.
Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's bosoms.
He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one n[size=2pt].[/size]ipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!"
she shrieked.
"It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

patwhizkid:
Nich
swit D
renz
amigoz
epi

  i didnt miss you jor! i missed ya sister instead: how's she?    

@ topic,

Amigoz
Epi
Ibkaye
SeanT21
switD
hbabe
rokiatu
accopen
elowa
kalaskov
abbey-city
lysaa
gabry
kokonets
candylips
pweety4me
Yme
mykali
nike4luv
chi-baby
camelot
mannylex
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.

         didnt know you were a Chemist! ^howdy!

very well ma'am! very well!! and you?

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=320278.msg6121531#msg6121531 date=1275257349][color=#00688B]hilarious!!

A couple of such sign-posts in me area

the first reads "Da ile sibi ki o fi owo gbe omo sin"

afta walking some 30metres, i saw another. It reads "Da Ile sibi ki o ri ija Sango"

laff wan kill me dat day[/color][/quote]i hope u did not experiment!    

romsky:
abeg find translator if my literal one no dey satisfying

- dump your refuse here & get ill luck wiff your entire household this year

romiskie, abeg i get one Ghanian coin: u fit interprete wetin dem inscribe on am?

South Africa!

na who dey sing off-key for inside this room?

Here are some intellectual ones: hope y'all catch 'em!

Glad to be drunk

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


trying to prove a point

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

two in one grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said,
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad, " "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad, "
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY, Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later,
"Daaaa-aaaad, "
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

cbase:
here's ma hahhaaahhahahahhahahahahha
heheheheheheheheheh
ho heo hiohihohohohohohohoho

nice jokes man

thank you sir!

Hadewunmee:
yeah, nich. it sure made me laugh, kee it coming, aight? cheers!

glad u had a good one!

Kunbee:
Some were stale, you can do better

ok!

Amigoz:
- gat me in stitches

ah! stitches ke? glad u had a good one!

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=453307.msg6114154#msg6114154 date=1275137395][color=#00688B]as stale as these jokes are, NONE IS FUNNY!!!

**no offense**[/color][/quote] ok!

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=453307.msg6114197#msg6114197 date=1275138114]Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE

More of 'em, nich. [/quote] yes sir!

dani1luv:
:d

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=453307.msg6116084#msg6116084 date=1275164947]@Poster

Thumbs up 2 u!!

The Pregnancy Test joke was the best by a mile [/quote] thanx! glad u had a good one!