₦airaland Forum

how lucky can u get? 

blood test:
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

D1KeleVra:
Be warmed!!! Such fast sensations are punishable by ******* ***

           

meanwhile, doki wey abbey-central?

^^ damn! she luvs it

Below are a few jokes i stole from somewhere. Should you have seen/read them somewhere before, biko still manage to donate your hahahahahaha hehehehehe guffar! 


Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.


Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten theSNAKE


Chukky:
Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger?
          Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet.
          Dad asked: How does that help you?
          Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.


Sharp man:
To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said  “budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat.


Cheats chat:
Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is
stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.


Pregnacy tests:
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!

I hope u found something that made u laugh. 

kai danjuma! i wan burn down my landlord house? make i no dream zis kind bad dream again o. i dey hear so?

now i wish i knew something about short codes!

me thinks u need to contact 'Golden gate'. who knows if they'd be interested?

tkb417:
baby mi

so nice of u.

i dont need anythn for now till tmr. Lemme do the DOM P, then i can concentrate on your lemons

guy, sofly sofly o. don pariolodo just informed me that the kids are still awake o. and biko dont disturb Y me just yet: my diner is yet to be served.

aaah! and here it comes! splendid! mama miyaa!

luizworld:
mayyyyyynee see lems
please hot pepper stew with a cow leg please

 no let your eyes fall inside the pepper stew o.  

y me:
the kitchen is here just say what you want to eat and Y ME or MISSYB or someone else will prepare it for ya

nna, no bruise me!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6104238#msg6104238 date=1274982775][color=deeppink]May I have a Can of Orange soda with a bowl of salad, please?[/color][/quote]make it 2 servings

Elenu

rattle treewon ^howdy!

hungry!

y me, pls dont do this. nna, i need to find the nearest kitchen!  

mehn! hunger na b[size=2pt].[/size]astard!   

ehn! 0 - 0

Gates (second from right) with Bono, Queen Rania of Jordan, ex-British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, President Yar Adua of Nigeria and other participants in a 'Call to Action on the Millennium Development Goals' during the Annual Meeting 2008 of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Barney's playmate!          _{how market?}

Neil Number

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=373124.msg6099409#msg6099409 date=1274910836][color=#B03060]at least, una no fit lock ds thread.
Dyt, where u dey jare[/color][/quote]She go Aba market since Tuesday morning: she neva come back, but she promise say she go buy two blouse come for you.

Tolani

Douglas

Pharoh! i throway salute o jare! you just sit-back & relax. i no want make you soil your hands. I go wait for Benjie & Abbey. You know say na Benjie be chief whip!