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@ kele,

park well!   

emmmm, ok! i'd try tomorrow. 'gaz go now. but i promise tomorrow. no insult intended.

Seun:
What's the point of living long if you can't even eat delicious food?

oga seun, delicious food doesnt necessarily mean you endanger your health especially on a continuous basis.

long live king arthur!

@ op,

small tin! enter moremi hall for unilag make the announcement with your 'ghana must go' beside you. guy, your life wont remain the same ever!

pishiaun! see shot!

celler:
Hello everyone,

My name is Ben. I have thought of having a true female girlfriend for a serious relationship.
I am interested, call or text to this number 08036514376 or g_celler@yahoo.com.

You are welcome.

emmmmm.  .  . what do u really want?

@ topic,

1. just spend a lil time on the news about recent deaths caused by poor health and then link them up with feeding habits.
2. afterwards, spend a brief moment on the 'workings' of the body systems.
3. finally, decide how you'd want to leave life @ 50.

your future is in your hands.   

@ op,

nna, u are not torn btw anything. identify what you want & pursue like usian bolt!

ok tell dem say FBI dey on their case   

ize4cash:
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God bless you.Located in iyana ipaja

ehen! nna, arent you interested? ^{d guy waka commot go find care-taker}

@ naija-based peeps,
just tell the cashier, "Jesus is watching you!"

@ other peeps outta naija,
just tell the cashier KGB has u on their list!

depends on the occasion!

breakfast: buredi will suffice wella. ^sumptuous
snack-time: cake (almost any flavour) would do da trick. ^yummie

take ma time to listen to her.

agathamari:
Why do Nigerians call chocolate drinks (hot cocoa, hot chocolate, malted chocolate, chocolate milk) tea? Why all brands and types of tea are called Lipton’s?

nna, na mashai dey call am so o. and wetin the people do? dem gbabe. any other description na long tin because mashai go just dey look you while hunger dey brush you like mad.

Hustle M.I.

cutie44:
Wetin u na think self no be only u na sabi,

ehen! oya spell ur name.

Zach

come over here let me wipe your tears with

why are you in tears?

how far with wetin?

you're welcome. what's your favourite flavour?

patwhizkid:
Fried Rice & Chicken[b][/b]

i'd add two luvly bowls of ice-cream to that for you.   

shayoor:

have u considered a trip to france to have a luvly time viewing some romantic movies and listening to some soul music?

@ topic,

a luvly time jamming with fellow music luvers of NL.   

you ke? wetin do u before?

inreestting! the phenonemal poewr of the hmaun mnid idened.

wow! i think this should be included in some of the qualification examinations. might help produce some incredibly sane people.

nice piece anyway.

tytylayor:
my eyes no fit close

what happened? 'sure u are ok?

i have spent 8 days, 5 hours and 3 minutes online.

Jack

You sound familiar: do i know you?  _{and how's the luvly mon ami doing?}

emmmm, let me guess: a pretty naughty girl.

me? me thinks you'd like this: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-340260.0.html

what kind of job may mon ami have for me?

GeeCee:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!

A} Almost Boobs,
B} Barely there.
C} Can't Complain!
D} Dang!
DD} Double dang!
E} Enormous!
F} Fake.
G} Get a Reduction.
H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

LMAO guy, take am sofli sofli.