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INTROVERT:
Stop sleeping on public buses... next time they touch you, shout but don't lay your hand on him.






if I say I don't enter public buses, they will have my head

I DONT ENTER PUBLIC BUSES.

You enter private buses? I get it but... I don't need your head.

Here is mine as at now...

LhoOd:
hol' up ..why do you need to 'buy bull' just to know the truth ..

Wordplay it is .I get..buh ion see no link in dah line..mind xplaininq?

I think that line is self explanatory though but that depends on the angle it's being viewed from.
I started by saying "No Beefing!" Then moved on to compare sausage with pork, which would you prefer?(that's a personal thing) Also, some religions contradict the consumption of pork, so getting a bible into this shouldn't be a bad idea.

I hope that did help throw some light?

dj5naira:
You got this one.

Gratitude! So what's it gonna be? When do I get my first bout here?

Flow for the rank? Interesting... Hopped in here, saw the shiit and felt I got this one.
N.B. This gon be a short and disorganized freestyle so, if It don't sail, imma get off the boat and do the backstroke all the way to the shore. Alright, let's get it!!!


My shiit is bananas, these "monkeys on weed" must be "shocked"...Haywire//
They tired// these Fagz happily GLOW FROM THE ASSS... Gays Hired// I'm Way flyer// first sight at FLOW FOR THE RANK, i Aimed higher// coz this niggah 'bout to BLOW UP THE BANK and Pay tithers// I'm the laughter you hear in darkness,/ the gut-ripper with the lantern./ Reaching out for the light and... damn it's out! HOLD UP, IT'S DARK!!!...Bray Wyatt//

Imma reveal my identity soon before I DROP THIS MIC// but first, this thread do feel like a sushi house, so imma use my CHOPSTICKS NICE// No beefing! I "Buy-bull" (Bible) to know the truth and that's if eating PORK IS RIGHT// Wait! For the benefit of some Fagz in here, I said "...if eating COCCK IS TIGHT"//
Hip Hop on NL is FVCKING HYPED// I could go underground for another couple of years and still watch these DUMMIES FIGHT// but no! Show's over, this is reality. Titled: "The sunny day, the BLOODY NIGHT"//

I'm that bloody knight, niggahs, BRACE YOURSELVES// Let it be known that when NiQ showed up, y'all EMBRACED YO DEATHS// I advise the few galant vets to "Draw" they swords and TRACE They STEPS// coz I'm here with the Heat from Miami to H-Town, yeah, the letter "H" FOR "HEALTH"// to leave these mitches in bad shape like I crushed the GATES OF HELL//

I'm NiQ and if the name ring a bell, holla. If it don't, holla still. Lol. S/O to them old vets in the building. I ain't done this in about five years now so pardon my ish. Looking forward to making and meeting new and old foes and friends. Peace!!

Oh well...

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pTomz:
hehehe, wake up bro, $t0p takin sleeping pills

Lol. Well, you asked for it.


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pTomz:
lol nigga, u dulling by then

jZ was faster

I know, bro. But on prom night I showed her who was boss. Ask her! I got there before Jay boy

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The day Beyoncé asked me out on a date. Well, that was way back in high school.
Lil' did I know she was gonna end up with the wealthiest monkey on the planet. But hey, such is life.


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Interpretation: "Xenophobia is synonymous to South Africa."
That's all the vocabulary says

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He's ashamed, I totally understand that. #Normal #Expected


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Heck! I've been waiting for this for a while now. But this can't be all he said...plus I'd love a video on this one

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And they condemn western education

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Hilarious! But some good amount of dough can fix that head to a good extent.


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dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

The name of Nigeria's first Bus Conductor.


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Pained Man U fans. Same people who made jest of Arsenal for acquiring him. They all got blinded by the acquisition of their mega signings. Now it's boomeranged on them, they wanna commit murder. Lol.

Another barren season for some Redheads


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Troops coming... right behind me.


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Simple! William should abort his Hood....manhood.



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Terrifying but can't be doubted. The earth had its closest shave ever with a huge asteroid late last year. Could happen some day. Hopefully not in my lifetime.

Asteroids, chill joh. Another scary one is the freaking Rogue Black Hole. We all need gravity on our side for this one


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No.... (WT) F

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floragregs:
$ dude ke. Lol

Lol. Sorry.... didn't even look at your ID.
Hope you're cute too. Lol


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floragregs:
okay, he should have given a friendlier reply abi? When e reach ur turn u fit give the scammer E-hug, no wahala.

Dude, i'm not talking about being friendly here. This is the essence of being witty. If that shït cracked you up, then you have one hell of a sense of humour. Got my point?

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Well, the African culture may frown about that but in the western world, it's pretty normal. Besides, I personal have a thing for mature women, you know

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wristwatch:
Lol. If u are referring to me, how?

I don't wanna go into that, bro. Doesn't really matter. Just the way you feel and that's fine. Believe me!

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QSheba:
how do you want them to reply??

If you find it cool, Sir, then go with it.
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The mere thought of it is gross enough. What's wrong with the numerous ladies who're posting "Hot" pictures of themselves online?
Must it be your daughter's junior?

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Some points are cool though but.... it seems someone is taking things too personal and that ain't mature at all.


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When a country lacks an institution called "The Police Academy, this is what happens.

Massive recruitment of illiterates!


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Nothing hilarious about this. Yeah, it's obviously a scam but if really the response was from any of the P Square twins, then that's a pretty much childish and "toutish" reply.



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I've got no problem with this...child.

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Sometimes HOME is a lot better than "Rome".



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