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Travel / Re: My Shocking Experiences In Public Buses----ladies Be Very Vigilant! by nickusoro(m): 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2015
Stop sleeping on public buses... next time they touch you, shout but don't lay your hand on him.

if I say I don't enter public buses, they will have my head grin


You enter private buses? I get it but... I don't need your head.
Phones / Re: Do U Browse With Ur Phone? Check This Out by nickusoro(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2015
Here is mine as at now...

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by nickusoro(m): 4:54pm On Jul 13, 2015

hol' up ..why do you need to 'buy bull' just to know the truth ..

Wordplay it is .I get..buh ion see no link in dah line..mind xplaininq?
I think that line is self explanatory though but that depends on the angle it's being viewed from.
I started by saying "No Beefing!" Then moved on to compare sausage with pork, which would you prefer?(that's a personal thing) Also, some religions contradict the consumption of pork, so getting a bible into this shouldn't be a bad idea.

I hope that did help throw some light?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by nickusoro(m): 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2015

You got this one.
Gratitude! So what's it gonna be? When do I get my first bout here?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by nickusoro(m): 8:40am On Jul 13, 2015
Flow for the rank? Interesting... Hopped in here, saw the shiit and felt I got this one.
N.B. This gon be a short and disorganized freestyle so, if It don't sail, imma get off the boat and do the backstroke all the way to the shore. Alright, let's get it!!!

My shiit is bananas, these "monkeys on weed" must be "shocked"...Haywire//
They tired// these Fagz happily GLOW FROM THE ASSS... Gays Hired// I'm Way flyer// first sight at FLOW FOR THE RANK, i Aimed higher// coz this niggah 'bout to BLOW UP THE BANK and Pay tithers// I'm the laughter you hear in darkness,/ the gut-ripper with the lantern./ Reaching out for the light and... damn it's out! HOLD UP, IT'S DARK!!!...Bray Wyatt//

Imma reveal my identity soon before I DROP THIS MIC// but first, this thread do feel like a sushi house, so imma use my CHOPSTICKS NICE// No beefing! I "Buy-bull" (Bible) to know the truth and that's if eating PORK IS RIGHT// Wait! For the benefit of some Fagz in here, I said "...if eating COCCK IS TIGHT"//
Hip Hop on NL is FVCKING HYPED// I could go underground for another couple of years and still watch these DUMMIES FIGHT// but no! Show's over, this is reality. Titled: "The sunny day, the BLOODY NIGHT"//

I'm that bloody knight, niggahs, BRACE YOURSELVES// Let it be known that when NiQ showed up, y'all EMBRACED YO DEATHS// I advise the few galant vets to "Draw" they swords and TRACE They STEPS// coz I'm here with the Heat from Miami to H-Town, yeah, the letter "H" FOR "HEALTH"// to leave these mitches in bad shape like I crushed the GATES OF HELL//

I'm NiQ and if the name ring a bell, holla. If it don't, holla still. Lol. S/O to them old vets in the building. I ain't done this in about five years now so pardon my ish. Looking forward to making and meeting new and old foes and friends. Peace!!

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Munachi Abii's Awkward Run In. Caption This LOL by nickusoro(m): 6:43am On Jun 19, 2015
Oh well...


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Romance / Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by nickusoro(m): 4:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
hehehe, wake up bro, $t0p takin sleeping pills grin
Lol. Well, you asked for it.

Romance / Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by nickusoro(m): 4:47pm On Jun 04, 2015

lol nigga, u dulling by then cheesy

jZ was faster
I know, bro. But on prom night I showed her who was boss. Ask her! I got there before Jay boy

Romance / Re: Share Some Of Ur Greatest Moments In Life by nickusoro(m): 4:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
The day Beyoncé asked me out on a date. Well, that was way back in high school.
Lil' did I know she was gonna end up with the wealthiest monkey on the planet. But hey, such is life.

Politics / Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa: by nickusoro(m): 2:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
Interpretation: "Xenophobia is synonymous to South Africa."
That's all the vocabulary says

Celebrities / Re: I Am Ashamed Of My South African Passport – Rapper, AKA by nickusoro(m): 2:16pm On Apr 24, 2015
He's ashamed, I totally understand that. #Normal #Expected

Politics / Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa: by nickusoro(m): 2:07pm On Apr 24, 2015
Heck! I've been waiting for this for a while now. But this can't be all he said...plus I'd love a video on this one

Agriculture / Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by nickusoro(m): 2:55pm On Mar 10, 2015
And they condemn western education undecided


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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Billionaire Husband That Looks Like This? by nickusoro(m): 2:51pm On Mar 10, 2015
Hilarious! But some good amount of dough can fix that head to a good extent.



Family / Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by nickusoro(m): 2:46pm On Mar 10, 2015
What is John Thomas?
The name of Nigeria's first Bus Conductor.

Sports / Re: Danny Welbeck Targeted With DEATH Threats Following Old Trafford FA Cup Winner by nickusoro(m): 2:39pm On Mar 10, 2015
Pained Man U fans. Same people who made jest of Arsenal for acquiring him. They all got blinded by the acquisition of their mega signings. Now it's boomeranged on them, they wanna commit murder. Lol.

Another barren season for some Redheads grin

Politics / Re: Maryam Babangida And Princes Diana [Photo] by nickusoro(m): 2:25pm On Mar 10, 2015
Troops coming... right behind me. grin

Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Refused To Abort The Pregnancy After The Fourth Time. PLS ADVISE! by nickusoro(m): 2:22pm On Mar 10, 2015
Simple! William should abort his Hood....manhood. undecided

Religion / Re: Scientists Reveal Likely Ways The World Will Probably End by nickusoro(m): 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2015
Terrifying but can't be doubted. The earth had its closest shave ever with a huge asteroid late last year. Could happen some day. Hopefully not in my lifetime.

Asteroids, chill joh. Another scary one is the freaking Rogue Black Hole. We all need gravity on our side for this one

Forum Games / Re: What Will Be Your Answer? by nickusoro(m): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2015
(C) A

No.... (WT) F undecided

Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Response From PSQUARE To Scammer. by nickusoro(m): 10:03pm On Mar 06, 2015
$ dude ke. Lol
Lol. Sorry.... didn't even look at your ID.
Hope you're cute too. Lol wink

Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Response From PSQUARE To Scammer. by nickusoro(m): 8:39pm On Mar 06, 2015
okay, he should have given a friendlier reply abi? When e reach ur turn u fit give the scammer E-hug, no wahala.
Dude, i'm not talking about being friendly here. This is the essence of being witty. If that shït cracked you up, then you have one hell of a sense of humour. Got my point?


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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Date A Guy Younger Than Her? by nickusoro(m): 7:15pm On Mar 06, 2015
Well, the African culture may frown about that but in the western world, it's pretty normal. Besides, I personal have a thing for mature women, you know wink


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Romance / Re: Shameful Methods Guys Use In Wooing Ladies by nickusoro(m): 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2015

Lol. If u are referring to me, how?
I don't wanna go into that, bro. Doesn't really matter. Just the way you feel and that's fine. Believe me!


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Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Response From PSQUARE To Scammer. by nickusoro(m): 6:56pm On Mar 06, 2015
how do you want them to reply??
If you find it cool, Sir, then go with it.

Romance / Re: Lebanese Muslim Husband Of 12-year-old Pregnant Wife Arrested For Sexual Abuse by nickusoro(m): 6:54pm On Mar 06, 2015
The mere thought of it is gross enough. What's wrong with the numerous ladies who're posting "Hot" pictures of themselves online?
Must it be your daughter's junior?

Romance / Re: Shameful Methods Guys Use In Wooing Ladies by nickusoro(m): 6:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
Some points are cool though but.... it seems someone is taking things too personal and that ain't mature at all.


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Celebrities / Re: Police Can Be Stupid Sometimes: See What They Did To A Suspect by nickusoro(m): 6:47pm On Mar 06, 2015
When a country lacks an institution called "The Police Academy, this is what happens.

Massive recruitment of illiterates!



Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Response From PSQUARE To Scammer. by nickusoro(m): 6:42pm On Mar 06, 2015
Nothing hilarious about this. Yeah, it's obviously a scam but if really the response was from any of the P Square twins, then that's a pretty much childish and "toutish" reply.



Celebrities / Re: I Just Left The Bank: Singer B-red Says Possing With Money- Is This Madness? by nickusoro(m): 6:05pm On Mar 06, 2015
I've got no problem with this...child.

Culture / Re: (Photos) Loads Of Sexworkers Deep Inside The Forest Of Italy by nickusoro(m): 6:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
Sometimes HOME is a lot better than "Rome".


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