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Joavid:
Which Katy perry?

*faints*

ggrin:
goat brain thread u say
U neva see anything
Yes,I be ur enemy of progress and that wiffy that ur looking for on NL,una no go jam each other

mtchewwwww.........go and die sef!
lemme open another account for chykin babes

RIP GGRIN
THEY LOVE YOU BUT GOD/I HATE YOU MORE

davido-ekuro

sending pm's.........not cut out for that shiit

2face-Right Here

P-Square-Forever

Davido-Aye

Flavour-Ada Ada

ife di mma amaka!......this line kills me everytime

ggrin:
aseh!

what have i done to deserve your e-torment
now everyone thinks i'm involved with you
oya use that your usain bolt finger,open that your goat brain
open thread type in capital letters that you have no buisness with me

















abeg i take God beg you i wan find wife for nl
shey you be enemy of progress ni
i'll pay you

VickyyB:
Lool. I see the way you both chat.
I don't want to put an assunder.

don't you see the way she chats with iceberlin and kingtom....those are the real husbands
not me

i hate the girl

ggrin:
u say

blind bat......mtchewww!!!!

woky:
You expected her to be happy??

i didn't...i did not also expect her to shed tears like i just stabbed my mum on the neck.....it was shocking and annoying

ggrin:

what does your signature mean

i hate no7 girls ehn?

no 6 tho
one girl was crying one day cause i was shouting over the phone one time like that

the thing irritataed me ehn
i directed the anger at her
this girl cried for 4days...she didn't come out of her room(according to their househelp)
i just seperated from her oh
cause the day she'll see me with another babe
na their type dey commit suicide

Viogu:
the only 2 things that makes you look like a woman are the plastic old weave on your head and that lipstick that doesnt compliment your skin tone. The flat butt you are desperately trying to stick out isn't helping

chaiiiii eh diaris god u oh
the insults you're sheding on this thread

i like this girl........even tho her lyrics are empty

ggrin:
fk me

?D

saw her approaching me on an express road with her friends,i hate one her friends with passion
and i don't hide feelings from her...she knew i hated the girl

she was showing white teeth when she saw me
pointing at me
i looked at her with a straight face

took the immediate turn by my right and headed down the street.....like a boss
she called immediately with a very pain filled voice like she was cryin

more focused on the damage she might have caused than retaliation
i'll run into the nearest bathroom to count if my football still dey intact and complete
take 3mins to ease off the wicked abdominal pain that is gonna follow (every guy should understand this)





if she's still there after all this,
with one hand shielding my dick(left hand)
i'll give her the heaviest knock i've ever given a human being

then we have sex

VickyyB:
No cake.
Nothing.
You r engaged to ggrin.

chaiii!!!! oh God!!
this mumu ggrin can spoil work for person

vicky i don't know who that girl is
why would i engage sommeone like her
the girl is a nut-case
who even told you i'm engaged to ggrin??

awepluz:
reduce it to 3 pls. I envy u bt life goes on

3: i check twice within a space of 365 days.......july and january
only exception is when i get down with a chick without protection(which happens once in a DARK blue moon)

3months is too short
i recommend that to ashawos and runs girls

ggrin:
mtcccccccccccheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeew

oya go and die!!

ggrin:

because i call you crush your puff puff head don dey swell abi
aseh!

ggrin:
haters

who let this girl loose
bribery and corruption

Happy New Month to all my crushes:

Ggrin
Badoolee
tashamania
mskrisx
idee03
raquel23
vickyyb

and
Tosyne2much
superstar007
jregz
0micheal0
madcow1

VickyyB:
My crush(es) abi?

Especially nickz

same to you
happy birthday.........where's my cake??

op you are not alone on this one


marriage seems a means to NO end

2 rolls of egyptian c0ndom........make sure he uses the first one on you

shows you is tha #main chick