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VickyyB:

i'm still angry sha!!

have an identical twin in my cousin...aside that. pretty much my mum...with my dad's eyebrows and eye colour

marriage is a scam

axortedbabe:
Mgbeke biara campus..

hahahahahahahaha

*faints*

and i love seyi

Spidermon:
Upon all the telemundo they watch, they still can't properly define the process that lead up to their getting f*cked...

ouch!!!.....you are evil

truth is bitter....i learnt the act from a girl
#beech schooled me
took like an hour to learn

prettythicksme:
Why cant guys date them abeg leave that their dress sense,dey are even the hottest when it come to sex and romance stuffs sex just that they are coded.#na dem bad pass i swear.

reason why i fear calabar girls.....had an experience with a calabar depperlife girl,all of them are bad like that;and some deeperlife girls are actually better than some p0rn5tars....ah swear!
maybe cause they think about s3x too much,that they get mentally strong and invent new methods in their heads

VickyyB:
Research by Vickyyb!

Staring and allowing only men with big dick to have sex with you, will make you live times two of your age.

P.S- Churn them small dick niggah!

i advice you limit your research to foundation fillig,mascara colour variations and textbook size


wadafuq!!

awkward moment when you raise your hand to answer a question in clss,you get pointed at to do the needful.....then you just forget the answer....happened yesterday!!

hmmmmm........desperation or joblessness

have way to many chicks in my circle already

no....i just get very moody......the last time i shed tears was 11-04-2006......

gabon...........cause of Emerick Aubameyang

sukkot:
intelligence is not inherited. intelligence is spiritual

my dads words

That trouser can hade a submarine

Nothing annoys me more than that



"To cOpy this tune..press 1"?
Very annoying

Someone called me last week and told me my eldest bro just gOt involved in an accident at ikotun that I should come ASAP that he was at point of death....that my number was the last number he dialed.
I got scared cause I actually spoke with my brother that morning,I didn't tell my mum,cause she's a sucker at taking death news.I tried his number,it was switched off.
Then I started thinking 'wetin carry baba go Ikotun'
The caller called again saying they needed money for operation that he was tired and wanted to go to his house he said let him send his acc no. SO I could deposit cash immediately cause traffic at Ikotun(tb joshua) might delay me further.
I told him no need,I asked him if my bros wallet was found with him...he said yes(where he shot himself);I told him to take out his atm card and I would give him his password,let him withdraw as much as the doctor needed...
The scammer started blabbing
I told him 'Oga robber no dey rob robber,this your format brain die but don't ever answer a yes/no question,e dey spoil work'


Took me a minute to realise that my brother hates wallets,he has never had one all his life

Yustash001:
These ones are called SILENT SLEEPER....they start there engine once they enter the car....dangling there head around ur check.....they'll wake after passing their bus stop and start bashing the driver....'' I told you i want to alight at Gwarimpa now.....see as you carry me reach Kubwa express.....

lmao....someone did this today.........conductor was shouting guiness! guiness!! guiness!!.....nobody answered....seconds later,guiness second gate !! guiness second gate!!!.....people dropped
when we now got to under bridge,the mofo just started insulting driver oh,just dey para......saying he didn't tell anybody when they drove past guiness
the kind laugh wey i burst ehn
hahahahahahahahahaha...they were atring at me like i was a mad man
the thing was just soooo funny

the ones that make 20naira change seem like a million
continuously shouting "driver my change!!!,conductor my change!!,driver change mi da!!"

the staffs-this ones are well known organised motor park touts,they just enter and when driver questions them for money,the just bone face and say 'staff'
and the driver moves to the next peron......staff ko employer ni

the customer care agents that are always shouting at the top of their voices in their native language?(pls calabar people should stop this......i'm not a tribalist)

sweetheart deals gotten from my girlfriend can only mean one thing

sextape pls
my picture library is filled up

recieved one too..............+919311832901
fuckin scam artists

how did you come up with 22mil......are you his account manager ni

drake-too much............anger therapy

phyno is a beast....
the real yayo!!

i like olamide,but sometimes his yoruba is confusing escpecially when he's on that ijebu style......also love reminisce

tpacalipse:
wh wants a borring partner?

this is so false

even tho i don't like girls with glasses
same way some black men hate black girls
i don't do it cause they are boring

they are actually more lively than most girls without spectacles

i only urinate in the toilet.......no matter how tense the urge is i wait
perfected the skill in secondary school

derailers.........e.g ggrin,andyblaze and kingtom

ofiafuluego:
dont cal it weed,cal it "seed of wisdom" *puffs*

na your type dey smoke finish dey ask
" guy what if person just dey waka now see as person just drop 20 million for road"?

no punny
God no go like try am na

op only people that smoke weed think of things like this