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Travel › Re: My ''One Chance Bus'' Experience by Nicolars(m): 7:25pm On Oct 19, 2015
Lol nyc story
Well I neva enter 1 chance b4 and by d grace of God I wont
Jokes Etc › Re: For Thw Old Ones Who Care To Esson by Nicolars(m): 6:46pm On Oct 19, 2015
Woaw lyk seriously
Enjoyd doze books den
Jokes Etc › Re: Simple And Short Jokes.. Just Read And Laff by Nicolars(op): 9:25am On Oct 19, 2015
U've bin wonderin y ur mum's prayer isnt working, Y will it wrk wen d woman is praying for Nwakaego Okorie, U turned Ur name to CreamBerry

Mogbe is when your phone is stolen minutes after you finished snapping nude pictures


Awesome Thoughts... Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.

Awesome Thoughts... Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.
Jokes Etc › Simple And Short Jokes.. Just Read And Laff by Nicolars(op): 9:19am On Oct 19, 2015
1. Looking for your Bible in the bus* ''where did i keep it ohh', Looking for your BB in the bus ''Mogbe!!
They've stolen it "



2. Letter from Akpos: Dear doctor, I am 23 and ve
never seen my period yet my 13 yr old sista sees
hers, does it take longa cos I'm a boy?


3. Lagos is scary. You open your door to let a fly out
and in comes 6 mosquitoes, 2 cockroaches, 1 rat
and 2 Jehovah witnesses.


4. Since I was Born and now I am getting Old I have
never seen a Boy with one GF .... Sister have u seen?


5. My boss has been calling me "bullet" since last
week... I think he wants to fire me.


6. It won't be long b4 ladies start swallowing magnets just to be attractive


7. Life is all about perspective. The way you see a
Traffic Jam is not the same way a Gala and LaCasera
seller sees it.


8. U earn 50k/month, but u wear human hair of 120k &
own a BB Q10 + iPhone5,yet u go 2 church crying 4
miracle wen u r already performing magic


9. It is only in Nigeria that you will drive someone to
the airport and the person will get to London before
you get home cos of traffic


10. Not every Marriage starts with 'will you marry me'
some start with 'I don get belle


11. You think twitter is all fun and games until someone
walks to u on the street n points a gun to ur head
asking why u unff him yesterday...


12. Guys All a girl wants is ur luv & financial care.All u
want is beauty+brains+flat-tummy+boobs+big-ass
+faithfulness Pls, who's d gold digger?


13. Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall
because if they leave her hand she will start shopping..it
looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC


14. Customer Akpos: My wife nids a bra but I don't know
her size. Sales gal: Touch my breast& try 2calculate
Akpos: I 4got she nids panties too


15. The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known When We Open
The First Page Of Our Textbook On The Night Before
Exam 'n See d Number Of Pages To Be Read


More coming....... Good morning y'all
Celebrities › Re: Ambassador Wahala As Patience Jonathan Vs. Seyi Law (Funny Video) by Nicolars(m): 8:55am On Oct 19, 2015
Hmm nyc

Lol
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by Nicolars(m): 7:54am On Oct 19, 2015
cybertyrant:
His popularity growing
Vanguard done report am
Next is
Punch
Guardian
Sun
Sahara reporters
BBC
aljazeera

Future news -prophet cybertyrant

War

Nigerian troops captured

Negotiations on captured troops

Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers

8 States under rebel occupation

Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states

USA has failed us again -gowon

Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem

Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists

Boko haram captures borno and adamawa

We will use our former strategy -obasanjo

Rebels loosing ground

Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu

600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels

Nigeria wont survive-bakare

Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra

Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels

We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders

I wont give up-buhari

Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos

Lagos captured by Biafra rebels

Referendum issued to Biafra rebels

Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic

Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido

Say amen to my seen prophecy
At least 80% will be correct
Tfu. Eediot
Jokes Etc › Re: Latest Biblical Discovery by Nicolars(m): 7:20am On Oct 19, 2015
Amen... Same bro
Jokes Etc › Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nicolars(m): 7:17am On Oct 19, 2015
Lol...
Abi na
Crime › Re: Biafrans Threaten To Bomb Areas In Lagos by Nicolars(m): 7:00am On Oct 19, 2015
Hey lagos is off it ooo....
Make una no try am
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 6:40am On Oct 19, 2015
Abigail09:
Nicolars
We can say kcee own na style shar





Abi na.
Yh e own still mark sense small
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 6:39am On Oct 19, 2015
Republlican:
Denrele guy or what ever need deliverance from lots of gay demons
Haaa lol
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2015
Abigail09:
LMAO. THEY LOOK LIKE WINCHI WINCHI KCEE IS BERA UNLIKE THE REST
We can say kcee own na style shar
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:39pm On Oct 18, 2015
Abigail09:
LMAO. THEY LOOK LIKE WINCHI WINCHI KCEE IS BERA UNLIKE THE REST
We can say kcee own na style shar
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2015
drizslim:
Emeka Be Dressing Like Herbert McCauley Reincarnation Since 1960
cheesy
drizslim:
Emeka Be Dressing Like Herbert McCauley Reincarnation Since 1960
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:35pm On Oct 18, 2015
shokky24:
Charlie boy and denrele should be given the award
But I tynk emeka is worse ooo
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:33pm On Oct 18, 2015
dkronicle:
All I see is mad people o.
Lol same here broda
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 10:31pm On Oct 18, 2015
ernesty20:
Many are mad but few are roaming the streets
Lol u got it ryt
Nairaland General › Re: Photos: Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out... by Nicolars(m): 10:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
Hmmm.... I smell gay
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Picture Of The Day. You Fit Enter? by Nicolars(m): 1:45pm On Oct 18, 2015
Ezedon:
There's nothing wrong with entering the bus, just dress rugged like them appear as a crazy person n they'll fear u
What if u left home dressed as d richest man in nigeria
Politics › Re: Why Can't Federal Government Give Job Seeker Allowance To Unemployed Graduate. by Nicolars(m): 1:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
I guess pple won't want to work anymore and it would lead to laziness
Nairaland General › Re: Very Fatal Accident Along Asaba Benin Express Way. by Nicolars(m): 1:39pm On Oct 18, 2015
Hmm may God guide us all o
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Parents Beat Son To Death In Church For Not Confessing His Sins by Nicolars(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
Lol hahan.... Kilode
Dem gt theirz 4 body o
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Parents Beat Son To Death In Church For Not Confessing His Sins by Nicolars(m): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2015
Lol hahan.... Kilode
Romance › Re: What Is The Maximum Amount You Have Given Your Bae/boo? by Nicolars(m): 1:34pm On Oct 18, 2015
#30 to enter maruwa.....
Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by Nicolars(m): 11:57am On Oct 18, 2015
mherceedaniels:
...when it's out...it's out..... Enough of hopes...wen it's out na every eyes go see......d surest tin is dat it'll b out
Baba no b fight na
Crime › Re: Man Poisons Pregnant Girlfriend In Imo State (Pictured) by Nicolars(m): 11:43am On Oct 18, 2015
Men aint cool anymore
Rip to her
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 9:09am On Oct 18, 2015
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Celebrities › 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Bad And Weird Style Of Dressing by Nicolars(op): 8:54am On Oct 18, 2015
First we have to begin by acknowledging that fashion is unique and more of a perspective thing. It is good to stand out at events with unique fashion styles, but some of our celebrities overdo it and definitely need stylists to help them with their fashion choices. This list isn’t made to condemn any celebrity but chastise them to dress better or more conventional when they step out. 1. Kcee Five star music artist, Kcee is a self acclaimed ‘Fashion Icon’ but a lot of his fans would disagree with him on that. The artist who is fond of being too colorful has find his way to several arguments of the worst dressed Nigerian celebrities ever. 2. Denrele Edun Denrele Edun is definitely the most unconventional Nigerian celebrity of all time. The VJ loves to stand out at events and always pushes his fashion sense to the limits with his high pumps and unusual hairstyle. 3. Charly Boy Charly Boy: a.k.a ‘Area Father’ is one Nigerian male celebrity that scares people with his mode of dressing, and I am sure most people would agree with me that Charley Boy sure has a weird sense of dressing. 4. Prince Uzoegwu Prince Uzoegwu is definitely not a popular face but he’s a celebrity stylist and possibly following on Denrele’s footsteps from the look of things. The stylish somewhat loves to dress in a feminine manner thus earning him several not so pleasant remarks on his fashion and style sense. Although, he makes celebrities look great and gorgeous, not much can be said on how he makes himself look though. 5. Emeka Ike Emeka Ike is a popular Nollywood actor and presently the President of AGN.
This actor just needs to hire a professional stylist to help him work on his appearance each time he steps out.

Politics › Re: EFCC Confronts Akpabio With Evidence Of Transactions by Nicolars(m): 8:28am On Oct 18, 2015
Hmm... Efcc just dey catch everybody
Hope say dem no go catch me oooo
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by Nicolars(m): 7:01am On Oct 18, 2015
Ejimike:
Breaking News; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by DSS on his way to Nigeria

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/breaking-radio-biafra-director-nnamdi-kanu-reportedly-arrested/
Hmm ok na
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Inside Her New House - Photo by Nicolars(m): 6:33am On Oct 18, 2015
kayo80:
Na beans? Linda is richer...she makes over 30 million Naira off ads on her blog monthly. Seun doesn't make that much even though his website gets a lot more traffic than Linda's blog.
We all start from somewere

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