i really wonder though.

So if we defend the bible

what is it going to bring to you?

Money

Peace?

Happiness?/?


What is this incessant search for?

nothing really, just want to see how deep or shallow your beliefs are

Deep or shallow our beliefs are?

To think that you could have invested this time in setting up ur own religion!
or
Saving the world
or
Sending me money!!!


The things people devote their time to, nawa o!!!

Ujujoan:

I always say 'do not argue with a fool, because people might not know the difference'!! Its actually useless arguing these things, trust me, am talking for experience. Fotodaddy has sd it all, whats the secret behind all these nosy questions, why the obsession? And please God dosent need us to defend him, he can do it all by himself!! The wrath of God will definitely fall on those that mock him and his people, starting with AlmondJay

Who is the fool on this thread. . . .worshippin' and preaching what someone else like you claiming to be inspired under ogogoro and pussy recorded for you million years ago.   If the so called white man did not bring the religion to gullible gutter-snipes like you while they robbed you blind in Africa, I wonder what you would be worshipping now.  Upon all, your life remains miserable.  Your will still die and leave this world.  You still fall sick and you still lose loved ones like people in other religions.  How are you special from others, you slowpoke! Tell me the difference between a christian and a pagan from the way you conduct your lives?  Idiot! 

Cosmetic spiritualist, when you heart is blacker than the insides of your stinking butthole! Talking about wrath of God. . . like you know God's mind. Who are you filthy piece of shit to even write those? God does his work. . .without the help of you and your fake christians. . . the reason Nigeria has refused to see progress with all your useless fasting and praying. The reward of hypocrisy. You are cursed so shut the cyber phock up with your lie lie, fake religion! You can never find salvation in hypocrisy. . . . so carry your cross well like the damned soul you and your fellow fake christians are. The real ones are in "Shall we Pray together" threads and you are in romance section spreading your legs as wide as possible to attract flies! Mumu!

Please you and your stupid contradictory religion for the miserable have no bearing with anything but hypocrisy and lies!  Look at your life? Still unmarried at almost 50?  Idiot! Keep waiting for salvation I say! Salvation between your legs!  Ashewo!  I do not mock God. . . but hypocrites like you who try to deceive idiots like you.  Even if I wanted to listen and read from anything called a christian. . . .definitely not from an idiot like you who just repeats things like constipated jay bird since you are still trying to shit out your stupid brain located between your legs!

Keep chantin' and worshipping that rubbish you call your religion of gossips. . . he said she said religion!  Why am I surprised that you are all hypocrites and brain dead? Useless thing! 

Defend all the lies you have written in that your story book.  Is it only Old and New testament?  The missing testament featuring your arse will soon be published!  You retard!  People will come out and write about religion, you too will come out? I think your gonnorhrea has spread to your brain.  You fool!

To think that you could have invested this time in setting up your own religion!

y would i devote my time to brainwashing people?? does that seem productive??

How should Sabbath-breakers be punished?


They should be exiled.

Exodus 31:14
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you , for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

They should be killed.

Exodus 31:15
Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

But you can try saving the world
or
Sending me some money, abeg!

But you can try saving the world

u are right. i engage in other things than challenging theists. why are u scared of defending the bible, isn't ur faith strong enough to withstand anything. ole buruku, u aint getting my money


Does God sleep?




Psalm 121:3-4
Behold, He who keeps Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep.


Psalm 44:23
Awake, why sleepest thou, O Lord?

almondjoy:

Who is the fool on this thread. . . .worshippin' and preaching what someone else like you claiming to be inspired under ogogoro and pussy recorded for you million years ago. If the so called white man did not bring the religion to gullible gutter-snipes like you while they robbed you blind in Africa, I wonder what you would be worshipping now. Upon all, your life remains miserable. Your will still die and leave this world. You still fall sick and you still lose loved ones like people in other religions. How are you special from others, you slowpoke! Tell me the difference between a christian and a pagan from the way you conduct your lives? Idiot!

Cosmetic spiritualist, when you heart is blacker than the insides of your stinking butthole! Talking about wrath of God. . . like you know God's mind. Who are you filthy piece of shit to even write those? God does his work. . .without the help of you and your fake christians. . . the reason Nigeria has refused to see progress with all your useless fasting and praying. The reward of hypocrisy. You are cursed so shut the cyber phock up with your lie lie, fake religion! You can never find salvation in hypocrisy. . . . so carry your cross well like the damned soul you and your fellow fake christians are. The real ones are in "Shall we Pray together" threads and you are in romance section spreading your legs as wide as possible to attract flies! Mumu!

Please you and your stupid contradictory religion for the miserable have no bearing with anything but hypocrisy and lies! Look at your life? Still unmarried at almost 50? Idiot! Keep waiting for salvation I say! Salvation between your legs! Ashewo! I do not mock God. . . but hypocrites like you who try to deceive idiots like you. Even if I wanted to listen and read from anything called a christian. . . .definitely not from an idiot like you who just repeats things like constipated jay bird since you are still trying to shit out your stupid brain located between your legs!

Keep chantin' and worshipping that rubbish you call your religion of gossips. . . he said she said religion! Why am I surprised that you are all hypocrites and brain dead? Useless thing!

Defend all the lies you have written in that your story book. Is it only Old and New testament? The missing testament featuring your arse will soon be published! You retard! People will come out and write about religion, you too will come out? I think your gonnorhrea has spread to your brain. You fool!

I wonder what you are doing in their land, 3X a day (Washing plates, cleaning rooms and Prostituting??)

Indeed!! why are you surprised?? When we are obviously taking lessons from you.

I dont need to defend anything, I have people like you killing yourselves to prove its not true. What other confirmation do I need.

Anyway, my advise to you: God will not forsake you, all you need to do, change you lifestyle, be straight, Wash you tongue with acid and get your father husband a job (and oh, get yourself a real job). Trust me, all will be well with your life. So long dear friend, It was nice meeting you on Nairaland!!

ehen.
Stingy Atheist like you!

The thing is,
What ur putting up arent contradictions and like Uju said.

I don't need to defend anything, I have people like you killing yourselves to prove its not true. What other confirmation do I need

LOL you guys are wasting yourtime on Balogun. He is a typical Mus lim thats what they do. Read the in between the lies and you will understand the Bible. Let me just make on point clear concerning Adam. When he was warned by God not to eat the forbiden fruit as it will cause death. That was the case. Adam died beacause of this if he had never eaten the fruit he would have eternal life. There will be no such thing as death or age he would have leaved for ever and ever. Therefore, the very fact he ate the fruit God was not refering to sudden death, rather that becos he didn't listerning to the instructions of God he will not be able to enjoy the fruits of the world.

@Flower212

LOL you guys are wasting yourtime on Balogun. [b]He is a typical Mus lim thats what they d[/b]o. Read the in between the lies and you will understand the Bible. Let me just make on point clear concerning Adam. When he was warned by God not to eat the forbiden fruit as it will cause death. That was the case. Adam died beacause of this if he had never eaten the fruit he would have eternal life. There will be no such thing as death or age he would have leaved for ever and ever. Therefore, the very fact he ate the fruit God was not refering to sudden death, rather that because he didn't listerning to the instructions of God he will not be able to enjoy the fruits of the world.

Did he say that he is a mus lim?

same old reaction when they get stumped on their own foolishness.

Now run along and open yet another thread pretending to be seeking answers.


preach it thats how they are once you stop them in there tracks they have to get all violent cos thats what they religion teaches them

Ujujoan:

I wonder what you are doing in their land, 3X a day (Washing plates, cleaning rooms and Prostituting??)

Indeed!! why are you surprised?? When we are obviously taking lessons from you.

I don't need to defend anything, I have people like you killing yourselves to prove its not true. What other confirmation do I need.

Anyway, my advise to you: God will not forsake you, all you need to do, change you lifestyle, be straight, Wash you tongue with acid and get your father husband a job (and oh, get yourself a real job). Trust me, all will be well with your life. So long dear friend, It was nice meeting you on Nairaland!!

Common sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! You mango mango Christmas goat!   Whose land? This is no man's land you bloody illiterate! Tell us why your inspired gossips cannot keep their stories straight.  So you can flip forward every Sunday or as often as you can on your bloody infamous night vigils and expose you anus to be poked by some sodomistic pastor?   After which you dutifully pay him for a job well done in the name of 1/10th of your income.

I love ma father husband like that. . .he grew old with all my "phocking" skills!   You can only end up with someone else's remnant.  You old hag! Go and get married to your own husband so he can use you to warm up his arse, as his 10th wife during the harmattan in Nigeria, you fool!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What a loser!  You get a real job and stop starting useless threads on Nairaland. . . .you slowpoke.  May the fleas of 10,000 camels infest your pubic area.  Idiot!

It sure was nice meeting your hypocritical phock and repent arse on Nairaland. . . . now run along and go and open another Nairaland account. You won't be difficult to spot with all the smelling, aged, cottage cheese coming out of your "apian way" of a vagina on Nairaland. You ugly pet monkey with 25 teats! My absolute pleasure!

The thing is,
What your putting up arent contradictions and like Uju said.

hmm, i guess those numerical errors just magically popped up there. rollseyes.

How many of Senaah's offspring returned from Babylon?

Ezra 2:35
The children of Senaah, three thousand and six hundred and thirty.

Nehemiah 7:38
The children of Senaah, three thousand nine hundred and thirty.

bawomolo:

hmm, i guess those numerical errors just magically popped up there. rollseyes.

No, its just your imagination working overtime.

@Flower212

same old reaction when they get stumped on their own foolishness.

Now run along and open yet another thread pretending to be seeking answers.


preach it thats how they are once you stop them in there tracks they have to get all violent because thats what they religion teaches them

You just joinded nairaland hence your jumping here and there. An atheist (Bawomolo) created a thread asking you question and rather than keep your mouth (hands) shut, your started linking him m u lim. Did he tell you that he is a muslim or did he tell you his religion?

Common face him and stop diverting thread, very typical of you and your folks.

bawomolo:

u are right. i engage in other things than challenging theists. why are u scared of defending the bible, isn't your faith strong enough to withstand
Does God sleep?

[/b]


Psalm 121:3-4
Behold, He who keeps Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep.


Psalm 44:23
Awake, why sleepest thou, O Lord?

This actually made me laugh so hard.

No, its just your imagination working overtime.

can u please state how am imagining things?? did i write the bible??

When did Absalom rebel against David?


After forty years

2 Samuel 15:7
And it came to pass after forty years, that Absalom said unto the king, I pray thee, let me go and pay my vow, which I have vowed unto the LORD, in Hebron.


Much less than forty years since David only ruled for a total of forty years.

2 Samuel 5:4
David was thirty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned forty years.

More confusion and lies!

How many of Zattu's offspring returned from Babylon?

Ezra 2:8
The children of Zattu, nine hundred and forty and five.

Nehemiah 7:13
The children of Zattu, eight hundred and forty five.

Who made the ark of the covenant?

Moses.

Deuteronomy 10:1-3
At that time the LORD said unto me [Moses], Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first, and come up unto me into the mount, and make thee an ark of wood. , And I made an ark of shittim wood,

Bezaleel.

Exodus 37:1
And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood.

@bawomolo
my point exactly!!! the pips who wrote the bible were not writing a scientific report, hence the little irrelevant differences which funny people like u term contradicitons. also note the bible was written by several different people who saw the same event from slightly different perspectives. the bible is consistent in what is relevant and that is message!

bawomolo:

How many of Zattu's offspring returned from Babylon?

Ezra 2:8
The children of Zattu, nine hundred and forty and five.

Nehemiah 7:13
The children of Zattu, eight hundred and forty five.

Who made the ark of the covenant?

Moses.

Deuteronomy 10:1-3
At that time the LORD said unto me [Moses], Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first, and come up unto me into the mount, and make thee an ark of wood. , And I made an ark of shittim wood,

Bezaleel.

Exodus 37:1
And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood.

come on read ur posts urself and see if u think ur criticisms are not silly at best

simmy:

@bawomolo
my point exactly!!! the pips who wrote the bible were not writing a scientific report, hence the little irrelevant differences which funny people like u term contradicitons. also note the bible was written by several different people who saw the same event from slightly different perspectives. the bible is consistent in what is relevant and that is message!


come on read your posts yourself and see if u think your criticisms are not silly at best

But this is supposed to be the inspired work of an omiscient being, and we would expect notthing less that factual accuracy and perfection from an omniscient, omnipotent being. The bible says as much and there is this whole doctrine called Biblical Inerrancy, which hold that there are no mistakes in the bible.

Take the case of when Jesus was born;

According to Matthew it was no later than 4BCE, but according to Luke it was 6 CE - a gap of at least 10 years. How would you reconcile these accounts?

my point exactly!!! the pips who wrote the bible were not writing a scientific report, hence the little irrelevant differences which funny people like u term contradicitons. also note the bible was written by several different people who saw the same event from slightly different perspectives. the bible is consistent in what is relevant and that is message!

but the bible is the word of God, the word of God has to be factual. could ezra and nehemiah cross-check their records. the bible must be a shabby piece of work to have those errors.

When did God kill Leviathan and the sea dragon?


He did it sometime in the past.

Psalm 74:13-14
Thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters. Thou brakest the heads of Leviathan.


He will do it sometime in the future.

Isaiah 27:1
In that day the LORD , shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.



How many officers did Solomon have?

1 Kings 9:23
These were the chief of the officers that were over Solomon's work, five hundred and fifty.

2 Chronicles 8:10
And these were the chief of king Solomon's officers, even two hundred and fifty.

bawomolo & tpane
the bible was not written by God! it was inspired by God!!! Big difference. the purpose of the word of God is to inform you of His plans 4 mankind.

What u guys are saying is that the bible should not even have tpographical errors because its God's word which quite frankly is just silly. The bible was written by mere men and the little inconsequential mistakes they made does more to prove its authenticity.

take 4 instance the books of the bible kings and chronicles,  these books are just historical records kept by the priests of israel (it is the work of the shamans of most cultures to keep historical records). it was incorporated into the bible because these books prove a point,  God is interested in man! and thats all thats important to God.

now to argue that becuase some priest said in a verse that david had 10,000 men and in another verse said david had 9,999 men, then the bible is contradictory is just not very smart. ok?

@ tpane specifically
the difference in Jesus's birth date is simple error!!!! insignificant error. the people who wrote the gospels had to research their writings, God didnt reveal it to them in a vision!!!! the only biblical book that was totally vivion from start to finish was revelation. scientists dont agree about much when it comes to really being specific. no 2 historians alive will absolutely agree on the birthdate of 5 great historical figures.

bawomolo read ur own stuff
God does not slumber nor sleep
Why sleepest thou o God?
i.e contradiction

If u dont realise how unbelivably stupid that is then i wont bother with u. continnue to post away and let frustrated bisexuals like almondjoy cheer u on

Infact the only two books worth reading are the "Psalms of David" and "Proverbs". The rest. . . . . . . . .pooh pooh!

if ure a female bisexual then if ure male then please stay far away !!!!!!!

simmy:

if ure a female bisexual then if ure male then please stay far away !!!!!!!

What difference does it make whether you are a female or male bisexual? Why would you favour the female and be horrified by the male? Do they not engage in exactly the same act?

if ure a female bisexual then Kiss if ure male then please stay far away

ur bible doesn't condone such acts, go read it again.



How many men were in the king's presence?



2 Kings 25:18-19
And the captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest, and Zephaniah the second priest, and the three keepers of the door. And out of the city he took an officer that was set over the men of war, and five men of them that were in the king's presence.

Jeremiah 52:24-25
And the captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest, and Zephaniah the second priest, and the three keepers of the door , and seven men of them that were near the king's person.

Was Jonah swallowed by a fish or a whale?

Jonah 1:17
Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah.

Matthew 12:40
For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the whale's belly.


Where did Moses get water from a rock?


The wilderness of Sin in Rephidim

Exodus 17:1-7
And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin, , and pitched in Rephidim: and there was no water for the people to drink. Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. , And the LORD said unto Moses , I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel. , And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah.


The desert of Zin in Kadesh

Numbers 20:1-8
Then came the children of Israel , into the desert of Zin in the first month: and the people abode in Kadesh; and Miriam died there, and was buried there. And there was no water for the congregation: and they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron. , And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Take the rod , and speak ye unto the rock before their eyes; and it shall give forth his water, Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.

How many women came to the sepulchre?

Mark 16:1
And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.

Matthew 28:1
As it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.

Luke 24:1, 10
Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them.
,
It was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other women that were with them, which told these things unto the apostles.


When did Saul meet David?


Before David slew the Philistine.

1 Samuel 16:21-23
And David came to Saul, and stood before him: and he loved him greatly; and he became his armourbearer. And Saul sent to Jesse, saying, Let David, I pray thee, stand before me; for he hath found favour in my sight. And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.

After David slew the Philistine.

1 Samuel 17:55-58
And when Saul saw David go forth against the Philistine, he said unto Abner, the captain of the host, Abner, whose son is this youth? And Abner said, As thy soul liveth, O king, I cannot tell. And the king said, Enquire thou whose son the stripling is. And as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him, and brought him before Saul with the head of the Philistine in his hand. And Saul said to him, Whose son art thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy servant Jesse the Bethlehemite.

More please!

The last time I checked Saul and David met on Nairaland!