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Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 11:23pm On Sep 25, 2008
Tho a lot has been said about women being the biggest problem of men (tho i don't subscribe to that school of thought) come to think of it,imagine a world without women,Hell!, that would indeed be worse than breathing with no air

Am sure a lot of u guys out there may have divergent views on this

God i love ma mum so much n can't even think of what life would av been wivout ma girl friend too

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Re: Imagine A World Without Women by idupaul: 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2008
then the world would av been filled with 6 billion flaming homosexuals, yuck angry
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by skipo87(m): 12:12am On Sep 26, 2008
this world wud hv ended. men dnt produce eggs.
idupaul:

then the world would av been filled with 6 billion flaming homosexuals, yuck angry
u know, i'l rather cut my dKic off than turn one. Gosh! guys wit stony ugly muscular bodies, cnt imagine gettin too close to them. undecided gals dey try sef
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by SamMilla1(m): 1:02am On Sep 26, 2008
*moves to another thread*
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 7:58am On Sep 26, 2008
idupaul:

then the world would av been filled with 6 billion flaming homosexuals, yuck angry

And as yo mind is quite to dwell on that,m sure u will do more than just chew on that despicable option,duh,
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by k1banty(m): 8:23am On Sep 26, 2008
@post

all men would be gays
i wonder how men would get pregnant (disgusting)

geez,

i can't even think of it. undecided
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by shylladear(f): 8:44am On Sep 26, 2008
@poster
i guess am the first lady in the room but that wouldnt stop me from airing my view

about your post
for me a world without us women would have been hell on earth for you guys trust me cause i know there are a lot of guys out there that are not gays who cannot stay for a whole week without wink wink you can guess so without us you guys will roast on earth without been burnt shocked grin cheesy
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Godalone(m): 8:51am On Sep 26, 2008
Planet earth would have been a dull place.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by shylladear(f): 9:25am On Sep 26, 2008
Godalone:

Planet earth would have been a dull place.


i feel your pain man wink grin
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 9:49am On Sep 26, 2008
shylladear:

@poster
i guess am the first lady in the room but that wouldnt stop me from airing my view

about your post
for me a world without us women would have been hell on earth for you guys trust me cause i know there are a lot of guys out there that are not gays who cannot stay for a whole week without wink wink you can guess so without us you guys will roast on earth without been burnt shocked grin cheesy


em , em,
what about STD's ,HIV etc,

There'll be history

Av u thot about that angle dear?
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Livvvvy(f): 12:14pm On Sep 26, 2008
k1banty:

@post

all men would be gays
i wonder how men would get pregnant (disgusting)

geez,

i can't even think of it. undecided


How I see it:

mayb men would have been seen as AMOEBA. Afterall unicellular organism still reproduce by dividing their cells to produce their likes.

And I am also sure men wouldnt have had the desire inside of them to bla bla bla, becos it is the evolution of women with all of their erotic features that makes a man's want to bla bla bla. Which means that men would have been "monks"

And finally, men would have been TARZAN or the JUNGLE BOY, knowing nothing else to to play with animals.

With these, I feel everyman should consider a woman as his LIFE ESSENCE, after GOD.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by sistawoman: 12:41pm On Sep 26, 2008
As a woman the flip side is important to me.

Imagine a world w/o men.

Who will lift all my heavy stuff?
Who will carry the weight of the family?
Who will stabilize me on my crazy hormone days when i cant decide between the pink or brown undies, let along put together a coherent thought?
Who will keep us women from blowing up the world cuz sista girlfriend across the room rolled her eyes at me, not really understanding that sistagirlfriend is pmsing so everything is getting under her skin today?

Seriously, As much as you men NEED us we NEED yall.
Thus the reason God created us both and from our men came us.
God is a wonderful all knowing God and he does not do anything my mistake.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by naawee: 12:49pm On Sep 26, 2008
sistawoman:

As a woman the flip side is important to me.

Imagine a world w/o men.

Who will lift all my heavy stuff?
Who will carry the weight of the family?
Who will stabilize me on my crazy hormone days when i can't decide between the pink or brown undies, let along put together a coherent thought?
Who will keep us women from blowing up the world because sista girlfriend across the room rolled her eyes at me, not really understanding that sistagirlfriend is pmsing so everything is getting under her skin today?

Seriously, As much as you men NEED us we NEED yall.
Thus the reason God created us both and from our men came us.
God is a wonderful all knowing God and he does not do anything my mistake.

So with men around, they do these things for you free of charge?

Now I understand where you from.

I don't give a f**k if you are a shawtie or not, you do your godamn

stuff yourself. You want my help, be ready for nights-out bed blazin'! And

you must be glamorously sexy for me to even want to help a bit!

Sista,

looks like your men are all wussies! Tryin' to gain your affection by being nice!

I aint that type. You'll even be the one doin' my chores because I really don't care!

When you are tired, you slip off silently. Lotta more ritzier shawties out there on

the queue because I am fresh to death in my skin and always keep it fresher than the

next bitch!

You feel me, mami?
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by sistawoman: 1:08pm On Sep 26, 2008
naawee:

So with men around, they do these things for you free of charge?

Now I understand where you from.

I don't give a f**k if you are a shawtie or not, you do your godamn

stuff yourself. You want my help, be ready for nights-out bed blazin'! And

you must be glamorously sexy for me to even want to help a bit!

Sista,

looks like your men are all wussies! Tryin' to gain your affection by being nice!

I aint that type. You'll even be the one doin' my chores because I really don't care!

When you are tired, you slip off silently. Lotta more ritzier shawties out there on

the queue because I am fresh to death in my skin and always keep it fresher than the

next bitch!

You feel me, mami?

No i dont feel you papi. . . . .

the problem with you is that with your attitude, probally due to age, you can never acquire a high class woman like me. You will forever be trapped in "da streets" of Boston with your loser class Russian women.

It is black men like you that real sistas reject and gladly hand over to white women to deal with. We dont want your type as much as you cant handle our type.

Grow up baby, be the proper Nigerian male that God created you to be. Stop trying to be Akata.

How would your mom feel if she read this or was relayed this by someone. She would die inside. I know i would if i ever felt like my son thought i was ugly, stupid and unattractive.

i will really need you to take the blue pill, get unplugged from the matrix and join me over here with the enlightened.

When you are ready to learn i am here to teach. Even those who catch the short bus to school, with the colorful helmets on, deserve to gain knowledge.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by amyliajane(f): 1:16pm On Sep 26, 2008
Beautiful, sistawoman i like that, this nawee guy is just a babarian
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Seun(m): 1:23pm On Sep 26, 2008
Who will lift all my heavy stuff?
Machines

Who will carry the weight of the family?
Families will be eeasier to carry without men.

Who will stabilize me on my crazy hormone days when i can't decide between the pink or brown undies, let along put together a coherent thought?
A female doctor will prescribe the appropriate medication.

Who will keep us women from blowing up the world because sista girlfriend across the room rolled her eyes at me, not really understanding that sistagirlfriend is pmsing so everything is getting under her skin today?
If a woman cannot understand PMS, how could a man possibly understand it?
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by naawee: 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2008
sistawoman:

No i don't feel you papi. . . . .

the problem with you is that with your attitude, probally due to age, you can never acquire a high class woman like me. You will forever be trapped in "da streets" of Boston with your loser class Russian women.

It is black men like you that real sistas reject and gladly hand over to white women to deal with. We don't want your type as much as you can't handle our type.

Grow up baby, be the proper Nigerian male that God created you to be. Stop trying to be Akata.

How would your mom feel if she read this or was relayed this by someone. She would die inside. I know i would if i ever felt like my son thought i was ugly, stupid and unattractive.

i will really need you to take the blue pill, get unplugged from the matrix and join me over here with the enlightened.

When you are ready to learn i am here to teach. Even those who catch the short bus to school, with the colorful helmets on, deserve to gain knowledge.

You are high-class? Oh, I love that. You must be really chic, aint you? Seems like we are getting to a focal point.

I can be the best guy you ever dream of. No braggin' here, just what shawties tell me! I grew up this way! I am

just a very proud and naughty person by nature. Had lotta problems in high-school because of my attitude. But my

plucky nature is what has seen me through the hustles and bustles of life. At least now, no one can talk when I am

around in the house. The guy is independently secured in all ramifications. I had to f**k schoolin' because I always had my

mind on my money even though I was excellently performin'. Hustlin' in the heart, mami!


You think you can resist me? If I were to meet you and you happen to be the type I would love to roll with, sista, 2H2H

must roll in on you. Not forcefully but with my game! Before you know it, you'D have foot my bills! This is true talk. I am very confident

in this regard because I've done it several times. I just fancy the way you write and hopefully wish you continue being a lady and not derail!

Else, you might find the switchin' game on you!


Why do you think my hood nicknamed me 2H2H? Thats 2hOt 2 hAndle! Thats 2 O & A 's, mami! I Always have 2 official (O) answers (A)

to your questions be it academic, hoody, ballplayering, switchin' game, etc!

Letz stop here. You got to learn to want to either love to hate my game if you don't like it or love to play by the game if you into it.

But beware, if you choose the former, the game might late you!

Love you even if you choose to love to hate my game!
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 2:28pm On Sep 26, 2008
naawee:

You are high-class? Oh, I love that. You must be really chic, aint you? Seems like we are getting to a focal point.

I can be the best guy you ever dream of. No braggin' here, just what shawties tell me! I grew up this way! I am

just a very proud and naughty person by nature. Had lotta problems in high-school because of my attitude. But my

plucky nature is what has seen me through the hustles and bustles of life. At least now, no one can talk when I am

around in the house. The guy is independently secured in all ramifications. I had to f**k schoolin' because I always had my

mind on my money even though I was excellently performin'. Hustlin' in the heart, mami!


You think you can resist me? If I were to meet you and you happen to be the type I would love to roll with, sista, 2H2H

must roll in on you. Not forcefully but with my game! Before you know it, you'D have foot my bills! This is true talk. I am very confident

in this regard because I've done it several times. I just fancy the way you write and hopefully wish you continue being a lady and not derail!

Else, you might find the switchin' game on you!


Why do you think my hood nicknamed me 2H2H? Thats 2hOt 2 hAndle! Thats 2 O & A 's, mami! I Always have 2 official (O) answers (A)

to your questions be it academic, hoody, ballplayering, switchin' game, etc!

Letz stop here. You got to learn to want to either love to hate my game if you don't like it or love to play by the game if you into it.

But beware, if you choose the former, the game might late you!

Love you even if you choose to love to hate my game!

yo are just a good example of why the ladies should want to believe that they are indeed better off wivout men

Slow down on vis yo idiosyncrotic game,else u'll loose a lot than yo self respect,(that's is if u still got any)

sista-woman is the wrongest one to f**k wiv in NL,she'll take yo sorry ass to the cleaners n hang u out to dry

I can see yo are a still nu to vis forum
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by emotional(m): 8:09am On Sep 27, 2008
A world without women = War without end
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 27, 2008
A world without women would be a problem free world,because women are equivalent to problems and i can prove it.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by whitelexi(m): 11:24am On Sep 27, 2008
World without women = no sex for a start = peace of mind and civilization!
The world would be fun without women cos there would be no nagging, no kids crying everywhere, no unnecesary stress - u just go to work, make your money and spend it how u like grin grin grin
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 12:01pm On Sep 27, 2008
whitelexi:

World without women = no sex for a start = peace of mind and civilization!
The world would be fun without women because there would be no nagging, no kids crying everywhere, no unnecesary stress - u just go to work, make your money and spend it how u like grin grin grin

of course no u

u wouldn't be opportuned to b posting in vis thread
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by ladybam(f): 12:44pm On Sep 27, 2008
@ post

A WORLD WITHOUT US IT Not worth leaving.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by SOJ(m): 1:33pm On Sep 27, 2008
@ Post

who's gonna be sucking ma d** lipsrsealed
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Nobody: 1:55pm On Sep 27, 2008
SOJ:

@ Post

who's going to be sucking ma d** lipsrsealed

Your dog!

lady bam:

@ post

A WORLD WITHOUT US IT Not worth leaving.

Where did you get that?,if women where not in the world male folks would have continued living fine.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by goodass(m): 2:59pm On Sep 27, 2008
a world w/o w.folks, ha shocked, wld av bin borinly mono-evrythn, dry, colorless n drab. abi imagine NL wtout Sista-W, Moyo, RubyP, tope2k, rampagain, kemisuga, etc. imagine moi w/o my babe, nah nah nah (smh) cool
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by topup: 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2008
A world without women would be as terrible as a world without men smiley.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by Nobody: 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2008
topup:

A world without women would be as terrible as a world without men smiley.

Nice philosophy,but a world without women can still be bettter than one without men,How do you want people like sistawoman to cope?She probarly would have died Sex starved along with many other women.

Women = Problems A world with many women is a world with many problems. cool
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by larayat(f): 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2008
darefestus:

Nice philosophy,but a world without women can still be bettter than one without men,How do you want people like sistawoman to cope?She probarly would have died Sex starved along with many other women.

Women = Problems A world with many women is a world with many problems. cool
dats not true n u know it.men cant cope witout women n women cant cope witout men chekena.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(m): 11:35pm On Sep 27, 2008
larayat:

that is not true n u know it.men can't cope witout women n women can't cope witout men chekena.


please dont start complaining when ya babe says that she wan do again o
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by bgees(m): 4:55am On Sep 28, 2008
Then, i dont want to live.
Re: Imagine A World Without Women by dyabman(m): 4:57am On Sep 28, 2008
na c'mmon , atleast there are nanny goats,lioness,dogs,female monkies,female gorillas,female elephant, tongue

sure we will coup .


cant we?

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