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Well, I can only speak for myself, but I woke up with a smile on my face this morning...

Then I logged into Nairaland, and the smile disappeared.. .

.. to be replaced by full blown, belly rumbling laughter.

Carnage is the breakfast of champions...and I'm still hungry.

Ibime and Airmark, y'all need to give us more goddamit!

Ibime:
I was trying to keep it intellectually honest with the fellow to wrap up our argument on how the Squawka calculation works. He insisted that Squawka can never give you lower rating if you get more goals, assists and key passes per 90 mins. After explaining with the numbers, he was still being disingenous because of a slight difference in goals scored, so I simply told him that if Hazard doesn't score today, he would have lower goals, assists and key passes per 90 minutes than 2015 yet have higher Squawka attack score. That was to simplify things for his dumb āss.

Hazard scored today and the fool is ranting nonsense wey no follow with our debate. If he continue down this road, I will make this cretin explain to this house why he disappeared from Nairaland for 6 months in 2014.

I know Airmark is going to be triggered by the bolded.

Make that 10 punch lines each.

I'm off to bed.

Airmark and Ibime, i will be expecting at least 5 punchlines each from both of you by the time I awake.

No more football, let's get it on another way...

On a day his team absolutely needed to win to keep their chances of silverware alive, Messi was seen squandering a glorious chance by missing penalty...


Now why do I have this feeling that I've heard this before?

And Ororo did it all, while paying his taxes.

Say no to crime kids...

Cristiano is the first Madrid player to score 40+ goals in 7 consecutive seasons...

#Decline

Krasid:
Congrats to FC Barcelona for winning the pichichi.

It was a great team effort.

We must also extend our congratulations to Tottenham Hotspur for winning the English equivalent.

This is what the big teams work so hard to achieve at the end of the season - the golden boot

Bykebyke must be in pure physical agony.

His eyes are running like he has Apollo.

His skin us itching like he has chicken pox.

His yansh go dey pepper am as if he has piles.

Ororo fire burn am.

So that Messi's shirt hanging was all for nothing.

Ororo just showed him that there's a time and place for everything. The pitch is for winning trophies, you hang shirts in your backyard bro....

BBC

Barcelona Bottling Company

Barka fans all over the world are going to be crying themselves to sleep tonight

GloryIsaac:
The midget needed two penalties to score one.... smh...

Imagine

Congratulations to Kashmo.

A worthy winner of the stakers league.

Well done bro.

spartacus11:
buy kane sanchez and debrune to Chelsea sell costa and hazard to finance it and we keep the remaining change

Only realistic transfer tgere is Sanchez

lordfalcao:
Ceaser azubuike, d only player to play full 90mins in the 38 games of the league

Lol at Caesar Azubike

See Lescott

If it only it were possible to sign Kane

Ibime:
Come to think of it, they could still play 3 man defence with Monreal, Mustafi and Holding

We suppose chop them still.

Hazardeeeen

Lukaku pen

Gabby Jesus sabi o...

Terrible miss from Aguero there though...

Meanwhile in the season that Raumdeuter was saying Aguero is no longer prolific, Aguero has scored the most goals in a season for City.

Idris L-ba

Ibime:
Gabriel injured, Koscielny suspended. Na Per Mertesacker dey man defence. We go so hammer Arsenal next weekend.

I'm licking my lips.

lordfalcao:
Harry Kane is the type of striker that should be demanding 60 million not lukaku

Harry Kane is a chairman alaga but don't forget who he plays for and with. He also takes penalties. Lukaku doesn't

Chelseafan1:
De bryune with all his assists, no single trophy. How is he better than Lukaku with 20+ goals....#factsonly

Don't do this

Man like JT.

Debruyne dey run things versus Watford o.

Yakuza-0

Ibime:
You want trap me abi?

No I've already provided proof of concept with Kante and Dembele example.

You should have just stuck to that Kante v Dembrle argument instead if trying to play a fast one in the Hazard discussion.

Of course, each site has it's own subjective metrics and bias, but if they were unanimous about Hazard being better than Sanchez thus far thus season, then it sends a very loud message.

Ibime I wish Hazard leaves Chelsea for Madrid today so that he can catch a serviceable Ororo. You will see what the boy is made of. That dude can be foolish sometimes BUT I have no doubt in my mind that he can do better than Neymar with the right supporting cast.

raumdeuter:
Fabregas doesnt even start regularly this season,

How many goals did Costa score directly from Fabregas set piece this season

I cba to do a full breakdown but Fab has assisted Costa 4 times in the league this season, Matic 3.

And 6 of Costa's goals are from set piece.

I'm sure at least 2 of those set piece goals are from Matic flickons. Maybe in the morning I'll go and review the tapes on YouTube

raumdeuter:
So the question is, Is Costa discriminating Hazard assists from fabregas assists

A third of Costa's goals this season have come from set pieces which the likes of Fabregas and Willian take.