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Nezzel:
Just lose once (and we all know that it's inevitable), I will personally lead the charge to smoke y'all out and wreak mayhem and destruction on your thread.

That space you love so much won't be safe no more..

Who is this one with only 73 posts trying to lead a charge?

Martyr without a cause.

Don't let my gentlemanly demeanour fool you into thinking the rest of my kind are as accommodating. You will be consumed whole like Christensen did Lukaku, if you mess about on our thread. My people don't play nice.

Leyqute:


Lemme show you something.

Your name is Emmanuel?

Which God is with you?

pamcode:
He is not a Chelsea fan but a Barcelona fan . He is a mogbo moya/ ara adugbo type with a grievance against manure fans for perhaps trolling Barca during their traumatic times at the very early part of the season so Please direct all grievances to the Barcelona thread not Chelsea Please.
https://www.nairaland.com/ruffruggedraw/posts/6
Cc Leyqute, CapitalCee, Sinizia. ,

Thanks for this bro.

As you can see, the offender is not even a Chelsea fan.

He didn't even honour my request for Azadus tracks.

Any Manyoo fan that tries to repeat the antics of that Barkabot on our Chelsea thread will be met with the full force of the law.

Lana1:
U know the damage we can cause when it comes to actual trolling(no be the nonsense wey una don dey do in the last 3 days). Now u dey try involve mods for leniency.

No worry if u dont want us to disturb ur thread on the event of the inevitable L that ll soon befall ur team, u must appease the gods.

All Ifa requires is:
1. 10 live dinosaurs.
2. 100 Brazilian 80yr old virgins.
3. A signed confession from raumdeuter claiming Hazard is the best footballer alive and Terry is the best defender in the last decade.
4. A signed affidavit from Monsieur Nihilist claiming Matic is the best DM in the league.


Produce these things and we go leave ur thread alone

All reasonable demands except for number 4. That's just impossible to achieve.

We'll see you in court.

Mods please note such blatant coordination of intended mayhem.

I think all parties involved should get a 2 week ban. Leyqute is among.

Times 2 actually for leyqute.

LoRdCaT:
No videos? I will turn that thread to YouTube plus Spotify.

Lana1:
Damn right. No be by posting mumu youtube videos like a jobless îdiot. When next they lose, their thread will be garnished with assorted gifs and supreme memes.

CapitalCee:
The trolling wont be the monotonous rubbish music. Let it be memes and normal posts. Let me go and download the latest image editor.
I no de troll after any teams loss. But they have awaken the monster in me. The probability that shhekpe will lose from now to 3 weeks is 1.

Mods these guys should be banned for notional violation of rule 7.

You can even go full minority report and proactively ban them for potentially violating rules 5 and 18.

Please note these cyber-thugs and e-terrorists for further reprimands.

Thanks.

Finally sanity returns to the thread.

Thank God the mod was able to tidy things up. Some people always take things too far.

Hopefully we can rely on the mod to restore balance to the Chelsea thread if and when similarly minded musical terrorists invade our safe space.

MaziOmenuko what's popping?

DJ fück it.

Give me the entire Azadus discography

chrisley024:
Sold!

So it's OGBC2 FM Stereo from now on huh?

Just remember, party don't stop just because you can't watch the match.

We dey here.

Chrisley024 what's up bro.

How's your tv?

RuffRuggedRaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKL_ZoJQjc

Wasere...

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
https://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/811/sneakytom.jpg

Dj please give me Pusha T - Trouble on my mind

Ibime:
I have not been too active online for the last month due to CFA exams upcoming, and everyone on this thread confessed with their own eyes that Bakayoko is an awful midfielder without Ibime on his matter every game.

The whole threads opinion on Bakayoko the last month must have bruised Nihilist into this level of desperation to be pulling up articles on Mikhitaryan that has nothing to do with nothing.

It is not by force to win argument. One cannot force an opinion down grown mens throat that they can see with their own two eyes.

Let Bakayoko speak for himself on the pitch. I will never support a wastepipe in Chelsea team just because I was foolish enough to compare him Yaya Toure when wiser, more experienced people had warned that he is a wastepipe.

Good luck with your exams sir.

Nihilist:
That's just the thing. I don't believe Matic is strengthening Manyoo at all.

Matic is only alive when he is asked to destroy. The moment he's tasked with playing more positive football , he flounders. That's what happened 15/16. That's what happened last season.

Manyoo are already solid defensively. Only Tottenham conceded less goals than them last season. Where they had problems last season was squandering chances. Matic is not a significant improvement to an already watertight defence, and he will add absolutely nothing to their attack.

If we sold say Costa or even Willian to them, I will be fretting.

But Matic? And for 40m? Mehn, He has my blessing...

Nihi-stradamus

Nihilist:
Tell me about it bro.

That's why he had to go. We only needed one DM - Kunta Kante.



You mean like the FA cup final? or Against Manyoo at Old Trafford? or Against Spurs home and away?

Like I said then, Matic had very little defensive responsibility last season. His 1.5 tackle per game average last season compared to his 3 tackles per game this season tells the whole story. Kante and the CentreBacks should have freed Matic up, in exactly the same way he is now freeing Pogba up...but Matic only knows what to do when the other side have the ball. Give him the ball and watch bag of beans lumber around in confusion.

This is why he had to go. His skillset was no longer required. At least Fabregas still managed double Matic's assists and scored 5 league goals for us last season. And that's why Fabregas is still here.

Phaesalus Vulgaris

When you have to rely on a polethyne receptacle of cross pollinated phaesolus vulgaris for creativity in midfield.

100 back passes against Huddersfield won't create you a single chance.

The worst part is that the 100 back passes don't even guarantee a clean sheet, let alone a draw.

Phaesalus vulgaris.

Common beans.

I'm looking for Alhaji Danteasdz.

AmoryBlacq:


Bro I take God beg you, when next you refer to a woman's bottom as derriere please make sure it is something like this!

round and stuffy!

The apex of curvature that nyash in your pic is far away from the intersection with your groin during penetration from the rear.


Do you want to look? Or do you want to feeeeeeel?

AmoryBlacq:



Music is different things to different people, Sia to me is the greatest, her concept, lyrics, sound can only be rivaled by Adele to me! I don't give a hoot about those political awards Beyonce always bag every time!

Good next time, preface your post with the words 'in my opinion'.

diggz:
I have 3 of my siblings celebrating their birthdays this month plus my daughter

Hmmm

Diggz da digging don.

AmoryBlacq:


Bro I go reason am oh, you know Sia is arguably the best female singer in the business now, only to be rivaled by Adele.

Stop this.

Best female what?

E be like say that nyash pic codedly farted on your face when you downloaded it.

AmoryBlacq:


Brother God will not forgive you oh, see the way I hurry download twitter app only to see one kind average yansh! why she nor face front sef?

Who's the guy that makes Gifs? I please need one of that Morata goal against united!

That nyash was quality to me sha. Some of you guys either need sharingan or Stevie wonder glasses to spot the angle of fat deposit.

Fat reserve on that derriere is in the optimum position to facilitate a rather pleasurable canine simulation.

How many of you were born in this short period sef?

It feels like I've been saying happy birthday everyday.

Your parents get busy mehn. Them no dey sleep.

jaysmallz:
Today's my birthday

Happy birthday bro

Afrodoc2 has still not been seen.

Hope he did not suddenly decide, while operating on a patient, that the best place to hide was inside that patient

Somewhere in Australia, there may be a patient on the gurney, with his innards and organs lying on the floor, with the good doctor stitched up inside his belly, still hiding...and still crying

I also see that a post has been edited.

raumdeuter:
The coward who fled when missy b told him to meet up for a beat down

Hmm

Can you please provide evidence of this? Keep it factual only please

AbbeyBailey over to you Bro.

Saw you viewing just now.

Can you please explain how you travelled on a student visa to your country of birth?

And I see it was almost revoked too. What would have happened if it was? Would you have needed a new birth certificate?

Coogar was the lord.

Hmm.

Tolkienesque

I really should be asleep

VivaLaByke:
I hear.....his beard is class though.

Unlike your MCM that can't grow beards because of the excessive estrogen in his body.

Grease.