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I wish Amazon prime were doing an 8 part documentary on Manyoo as well...


I would love to see the exact moment in the dressing room when Mourinho realises that it's time to move to China

dopeJemi:
I believe it takes a striker 5 chances to score two or three, Two chances and he scores one. If we were creating chances like our mates, I don't think we will be two down

cool story bro...

Dopejemi said Matic should never play again- Matic was benched

He said Rashford dey spoil game- Rashford was benched

He said Perreira must play - Perreira dey play

Dopejemi say Martial must play - Martial dey play


now he dey ask wetin the attackers create...

Oboi Dope you be word and opposite

if you open hospital, healthy people go dey come there to catch disease...

by the way is Fred playing?

I heard he came to free Pogba

Unlimited22:
Lewis Dunk, Shane Duffy and Leon Balogun

dunk don injure.

Leon Balogun the world cup hero and slayer of loudmouthed Portuguese.

imagine that like styl plus

Unlimited22:
Fixed.

in this match alone Brighton don spell DDG.

at least dem no fit spell arizabalaga

Brighton jersey resemble Huddersfield own.

Abi shey dem wan avenge their jersey brethren ni

Lana1:
The season still long. De Gea to get more CS than Kepa AriTshabalala come May 2019.

Las las una go return that Kepa to the manufacturer ask for refund...

you wan put 20k on top am?

dopeJemi:
So one Chance in 20 mins is something I should be ecstatic about? You Don drink?

why he no score the chance?

DDG - David De Joke

Bailly

penarity

dopeJemi:
How many minutes e take Chelsea and Man City to create more than 6 chances against Arsenal and Huddersfield?

You asked how many chances were created, I gave you example...now you dey talk Arsenal and Huddersfield.


why not mamelodi sundowns or asec mimosa?

Lana1:
Nah. Hazard's value didn't drop after he went almost a calendar year dropping 1 goal and 4 assists.

So nothing do De Gea

Hazard has won 2 games with 2 assists.

DDG has only one job and has conceded 3 goals in 2 games.

He has carried his poor form from world cup back to EPL.

make he kwantinue

Las Las una go sell am for 2 puff puff and a bottle of tandi guarana

dopeJemi:
Na until we build wall of Jericho before we go dey create chances. Whether na the defenders go help us play the ball, I no know

beht Lukaku had a clean one on one earlier.


that one no be chance?

Lukaku clapback

where is weedtaker.

oboi today you go need take something stronger o...

Lana1:
De Gea did not cost £71m

...and Brighton are doing their best to ensure he never gets sold for up to that amount

shakebody common common

shakebody

whether you like am, whether you no like am.....

Nairaland Server sef say he no do again...

choiiiiiiiiii

dopeJemi:
Please explain to us how he was supposed to save that ball

it's self evident.

leyqute oya how many million 'quids' did you spend on David De Basket?

but dem dey shout Kepa

see DDG

is like this is where the parole is...

is shaw an olosho?

close ya legs brah

Dayo that was the biggest gaffe ever.....

Aguero is finished

afrodoc2:
You can’t be a good young CB and have problems with players that have height and at the same time have problems with players with speed.
Who else is left for you to mark, slow dwarves ?

at least jermain Defoe is not going to be a problem

Vanquay:
Bruh I thought I was the only one tripping when my homies asked me with optimistic eyes if I fvcked with any song on Astroworld I had to crumble their hearts and point to Drake's and Tay Keith's part on Sicko mode...You know an album is terrible when the only memorable is a feature

As a semi-retired stoner, I can appreciate the soundscape of a song called stargazing...but yeah the rest of the album is crap

I dont know why he had to hide that Taykeith/Drake combination a whole 3 minutes into a crappy track. That's basically 'Nonstop' part 2.

I've had to remove the song from my playlist because I can't fast forward songs using my car's media buttons.

Damn I didn't know Messi keeps shooters around him o

Seems like the pint sized tax fraud keeps a couple of goons for the risky bizness.

Mans moving like a criminal godfather still...

false 9!