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larride:
You mean Pep bought Bravo to be a backup to the keeper he bought a season later. Wonders.

Oya list the regulars let's see if you won't disgrace yourself tonight.

Gabriel Jesus 18 league appearance (29 appearance in total) Aguero has 36 appearance in total, that's just 7 games between them and Gabriel was out injured.

John Stones has 16 league appearance (26 appearance in total) second only to Otamendi as the CB with the highest appearance.

Mr Dayo, list your own regulars, let's see.

so Aguero did not get injured this season? Aguero that even had a car accident and broke his ribs.

Aguero has 1955 league minutes this season. Gabriel jesus has 1025, only 100 or so more minutes than Danilo. Thats effectively a 10 game difference.

if you played fantasy football, you would know that even the league games Jesus was fortunate to start, most times he's been subbed off around the 60 minute mark.

looking at appearances in all comps doesnt tell the whole story at face value. You need to look the minutes played as well as the importance of the match.

Jesus started against Basle today for example..but it was a dead rubber.

Aguero is the main man. Jesus is the rotation option. dont dull it.

spurs bottling company.

Roland17:
Here we gooooo!!!! That is what experience gives you in the UCL.

What a pass by Higuain and what in God's name is Sanchez doing that high?

i swear down.

Experience is the key here

plus Allegri subs over on point

Skimpledawg:
See as Tottham wan jonse o

sharp sharp hotel tins

skimpledawg its official. your prayers and prophesy no follow

wowwww

see chiellini

goal ball!

Skimpledawg:
How was that possible sef.

The mods should do sth about it

i suspect that the website has been hacked again and people haven't noticed cos they haven't logged out yet.

elrony:
Try a reset with your mail addie

na one throaway mail i use for that account

how is that not a pen sef?

Skimpledawg:
Chiellini dey carry Kane joke

i swear.

elrony:
Nihilist why are you always disappearing anytime I come here?


I come in peace, just wanna have a word!

my account has been hacked.

i call on the elder mods Seun lalalasticlala Mynd44 for a review

chocberry:
bite my deek hard. you also commented

go and give it to your daddy.

where is mynd44 sef?

someone reset my password on this forum this evening. ive reported to mods and nobody is saying anything.

Skimpledawg:
Chai.

I've been scammed.

lol very much so.

Blackfyre:
So? How am i mentally disturbed?

no mad man in the history of madness ever admitted that he was mad.

Blackfyre:
What makes you think i am mentally disturbed?

vorpal no be you?

lol this blackfyre dude is a well known mentally disturbed fellow.

Meanwhile it seems like my main account has bee hacked.

Either that or NL itself has been compromised.

Server went offline a few minutes ago and now i cant login with my main because the password doesnt work.

if you guys logoff your accounts, you might notice the same.

be careful yall.

diggz:
Chaiiiii....I don see were una dey use dey confused about this guys bin rich or not.

Bros.....Dem no dey use music video use tell who get money. If na Olu wey I know from way back wey hin dey stay bolat building for ilaje inside bariga, I fit guarantee say na packaging.

You be Bariga boy?

That na my former hood o. Just behind Majok filling station.

tesppidd:
wonders! nihilstjnr? is this nihilist or his son?

What's so surprising there?

Messi is a GOAT. But GOAT pass GOAT. Even in the ruminant kingdom hierarchy dey. I've called Messi a top 2 player several times..its just that Ororo is a top 1 player.

VivaLaByke:

Messi is a top 2 player. We can't have a World Cup without one of the greatest players ever to play the game when the likes of Raheem Sterling and Iwobi are going. The tourney would be so much poorer without him...

tesppidd:
lose or win ecuador remain fixed at 8th position. ecuador's coach is argentine. who else is thinking what iam thinking.

I hope he can be bribed or influenced. Anyway na way.

We need Messi at the World Cup.

We still dey buy Alomo for this side sha.

Orijo one.

raumdeuter:
According to what I read, He couldnt get it up. He chugged 2 full bottles of Baileys and the little man refused to stand up for action. The girls massaged him for 90 mins and decided they wanted to leave and he started causing wahala

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4635672/premier-league-isaac-success-arrested-four-hookers-money-hotel-sex/

Of course that's what they will say. No be Olosho? Have you ever heard of an honest olosho who tells the truth?

Here in the UK, when you book olosho for one hour, it's implied that you're booking them for up to one hour, and not a minimum of an hour.
It's a subtle difference you only find out after you cum in 10 mins, check your watch to realise there's time, and want to go for round 2 only to be told that your money don finish.

You sef peep those girls. Do they look like the type to collect 500 pounds for a full night? Even the ugly hookers Rooney was nacking were charging 1k+ per hour.

One of the girls was even complaining about how she broke her £600 Louboutin shoe. Those kind of girls won't spend all night with a guy for a price that's less than the cost of the shoe she's wearing...

Nah the real story is that Isaac wanted to do zina at Allen Avenue prices. And when he discovered that these hoes were charging per minute like MTN back in the day, he tried to intimidate then Naija style.

But this is UK. Omo tings a gwarn differently here.

obiorathesubtle:



There's only one GOAT


Our Portuguese inzaghi somehow finds himself on the Balon D'or podium every year and we're plagued with all this madness and mouth has running.. The only people who rate the boxer short model higher than the actual GOAT are Nairaland fanboys, LGBT community, and an old scot who sold his entire collection of fine wine for a pack of gum..


For the last time..

Bon nuit

Except Nairaland fanboys and the LGBTQ community are not the ones voting him on to the podium annually.

Logic Fail.

L.

Good night fam.

diggz:
That is why dude can't even make bench four olosho for £2k .....dude must be dumb as fvck! He can't even do runs and do it well....had to land himself in the station.

Lol man wan do TDB with per hour girls.

I just dey laugh as I dey read am. Dude probably only realised the game was up after he came once and the girls charged him for round 2

Upnepaa:
Dude,he is talking about the prestigious world cup not just some competition that u can fail to win any of ur group matches and still win the competition.

If you can't be king of the world, at least be king of the continent...and Europe is as tough as it gets.

Messi is a passionate man, and is passionate about Argentina.

He knows how important it is for him to bring a senior trophy back home to Buenos Aires.

It hurts to see Messi cry. Hurts in the same way a pënis does after an all nighter with a bevy of top class harlots.

Or in the way a stomach hurts after being let loose in a Michelin starred restaurant with an unlimited credit card.

Mate it hurts like an overworked bicep forced to carry a clutch of shopping bags after an all day shopping spree in maison margiela.

It hurts like....im sure you get the picture by now.

It hurts to see Messi cry so passionately after yet another international near miss. Dazall.

Ciao.

It takes less than 5 seconds to verify the statement in google.

Its like I said earlier, you cant handle the truth.

While you're here busy mouthing off in multicoloured fonts about how Messi does not need international trophy, the man himself has already made his opinions very clear almost 2 years ago at a press conference.

He is willing to trade in the prestige of being regarded the best player in the world, for the opportunity to hold something that shakira probably occasionally uses as a Butt_plug for her husband.

International trophies matter fam. Sit down, femme la bouche, and listen to Messi...oh and be humble while you're at it.

SailorXY:
Bro how far? I never die o just say the kind SF encampment them go dump me no be here. Last Sunday na the first time wey I hold my mobile for more than 5mins straight in 6 months. I don return to our jakujaku contiri albeit na short term cut out.

I see all your mentions. For your mind you don score W on this Lukaku abi better him than Morata tho

Damn. Good to see you're ok. Take am easy out there fam.

PietroRico:
nobody is denying that we were outplayed.
We hardly even touched the ball for the 1st half ffs.

It was more of a system failure than any other thing, and Mourinho is the major reason for that, because in the end he chose to play lingard as an outlet in a counter attacking set up where the presence of smalling alone almost certainly means we cannot play out from the back, with a high pressing team.

The whole outlook changed once Mourinho was forced to tweak the system, and personnel.

I want to try to avoid over using the whole madrid already being best team in the world thing but it is what it is.

In the end it was Spanish and European champions versus the team that finished 6th in England, behind arsenal and Liverpool.
So I had really modest expectations.
You can forgive me for choosing to dwell on the positives.

We are not going to be facing teams like real Madrid in the league, so I would hold off crying till I see how we fare in the competition that matters.

Even if Mourinho had started with and sustained the expansive football, we would probably still have lost.

So what can you reasonably expect from a team that spent 200m in transfers last year and another 200m this summer.

Is it unreasonable to expect a more competitive showing from Mourinho given his outlay on the squad?

PietroRico:
some people are incapable of seeing beyond agenda (their own or someone else's)

Manyoo had chances. That Lukaku Miss. That Pogba header. That Rashford one-on-one.

Those were clear cut chances. There were a couple of half chances as well. I think Pogba at the edge of the box and maybe that brainless Lukaku offside.

But to deny you were played off the park by a rampant Madrid is to bury your head in the sand. There were sustained periods of Madrid possession where Keylor Navas was the only Madrid player not camped in the Manyoo half.

Isco Benz and Bale were constantly taking turns on Lindelof, and Pogba lost the possession foolishly close to his own box to start a passage of play that led to one of the goals.

Just look at the move for the second goal, and see how your entire defence and midfield were opened up like a can of geisha. Look at the move that led to Bale hitting the bar. Look at the move that led to a Asensio forcing a point blank save from De Gea.

In each if these cases, at least 5 players were removed from the board. If you count that offside goal, the pass from Carvajal to Casemiro cleaned out at least 4 manyoo players including all 3 central midfielders, Lingard and then Lindelof.

These issues are what your brethren are complaning of...forget the 60.40 possession stats or attempts on goal..or even the 2-1 scoreline. Those numbers flatter United enormously.