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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

See thier name self...

Rusesabagina

Rukundakuvuga

Welcome back bro, where have you been? Well hope say you carry money and update come back.......

lesson44:
Very dumb and childish idea. I am surprised many dumb people liked it too.

You get it, so forget abourrit

TeeGentle:
How are you sure

101%

BigYash:
You Bleep up.. Best reply ever.. After being frds,she go visit you na.. That way you are not dating her.. FWB things my nigga

Lol... here is the back story. I’m a guy that believe all I need a relationship for rn is sex and nothing more. Sex is cheap, 500 for a round. I don’t like sex, one round last me for a month on so, I hate stress. I rather smoke and stroll in my own world of make believe.

So I got a job and I found this girl that looks exactly like zendaya, my celebrity crush. She’s older than I’m and the fact that she not that my spec except for the look and she’s been doing the green light stuff....

I could see through her. When I got drunk and ask her out
, she said friendship first and because I was not interested in any romantic stuff or even sex with her I decided to remain silent. At least that shut all the unnecessary green lights stuff she was throwing at me during work hours.....

Truth be told I like her but my life never balance reach that level. So I have to shut her up to maintain my sanity.......

She said we should be friends instead. Well, I never reach out to her ever again.... me that I was drunk:

Edith: I no like stress even sex na stress to me and e come cheap join

Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you; before you were born, I sanctified you; and I ordained you a prophet to the nations.”

I’m not saying the guy is begging for alms o, but I think this is right time for nairalanders to stand up for each other. If 200 people send 1k by month end no be bad bad thing na. Go fund me m( I don’t know the actual name m) go help bros rise again what do you think?

Booked this space and after reading it, I discovered that I don’t have anything to say........


Peace out

What’s home? Well, I don’t think I have been homeless in my life but there has been some situation whereby I had nowhere to sleep.

First experience; so after uni and few months after service without anything, i decided to look for greener pasture but what I found wasn’t even a pasture not to mention a green one...... sometime we could be as much as 10 on the room, crammed together like whatever you can think of and aside all these, I have to wakeup early in the morning to walk about 30 minute journey to get site work and all that.........


Second one, when I got my first official job worthy job. Came to the town three days verification exercise and I knew handful of people that were either not around or stopped taking my calls after I had told them about my predicament...... after I left work that very faithful day, I had to look somewhere to sleep but unfortunately the mosque won’t even allow me to sleep over there cuz of security reason and I was unable to locate any church and the fact that it was late already.

Somehow I manage to locate a brothel and the first prostitute I met asked for 3k just to share her room with me. Even after I told her I was not interested in any ‘other business’ as I was weak, weak and I was a v at the time. Mind you, it’s was around 8:30pm

I only had 5k with me and I still had couple days to rely on that, I tried to haggle the price down to 2k but she said no. With no option, I went back to the road. On the road, I bought some alcohol and I had a pack of cig in my bag already. I light up the shit and drank beside the road, before I knew it, i tried one more time and I found another brothel.

The first prostitute I met there was nice and this should be around 9:20pm or so. I told her my problems and she told me the price for a room is 1k and signaled the manager to get the room ready for me.

Well, the room was more or less like a Nigeria police cell but at least I had a place to rest. Even with sufficient mosquitoes to feast on my blood, no light, no fan and the fact that the room actually is meant for something else.

I was gratefully.

Never the less I was unable to sleep cuz the bed is literally more of a wooden plank covered with some sort or foam or so. I had to return to the prostitute to get some w**d in exchange for some cigarettes..... we talk and I want back to my cell to continue smoking until it was 2am when I got tire after smoking everything available......

**I’m not a good writer, I would have written much about this experience of mine**

I’m afraid you might have one and I think it’s might be serious. But buhari has been managing his so well, so good

Star boy

Ain’t got nothing to say

So what should I do?

So here is the Thing, i wish’s i could give more advice or insight but ahi, I gotta laugh............







Stupid!

I don’t see any potential in cultism or whatever they call it but beyond and above personal level, they provide human for some political experiments and otherwise.......



Happy dying day

I wish I had this privacy and this is the moment I needed it most. I’m tired of this inversion of privacy. I’m tired of the light, I need more darkness in my secluded place...... gosh

Rh

Khaysee:
People have various characters and attitudes

Sadly, me and so many other people out there

While reading this news, I got to a point where I said to myself “it’s those normal parole for aboki people to die by bomb”. We don’t all know how this evil governing generation has messed us all up.


From fantastically corrupt institutions and to the society through their offsprings. Causing unnecessary social pressure.

Imagine Dino with the cars; even if I no do politics I go like drive that type car na. Come imagine someone like me for public office, why i no go loot 10.7 billion outa the 13 billion recovered from politicians if I get the chance?

This is average heart of every Nigeria politician

I’m sorry I couldn’t deduce any meaningful insight into whatever you just stated up their, mr op.


You guys must be either paid well for this pr or superficially stupid.


Anyways, have a nice day!

What are you celebrating? If it’s birthday don’t invite many people because things are expensively but if it’s wedding or burial, my brother invite people.

Remember they spray money in burial and wedding and you will see people to borrow you money for the event.

Your girl must be a party goer and since she hasn’t achieved anything worth celebrating so she think you should have one. If you don’t have anything to celebrate, you can do fake birthday or stuff like that...... or rent car and celebrate that you bought by extension do the party but don’t spend more than you can afford

oluwatobi01:
AAUA, '18 graduate

Same here

Ethanuella:
Pioneer hostel, small gate, yar'adua hall, fadey, LT

Aaua

Reading English alphabet. I would go from A-z

Ps; I’m preschool teacher

Totiemide:
Is there a way you can quit being you? Lemme know, cuz I have tried but I still find myself being ME.

My sister is the opposite of me, I tried to imitate her but failed miserably.

I guess there’s no way cuz I have tried literally everything, even including things that are detrimental to my health. I quit trying though.

I guess the only best thing you can is just to improve yourself. Become the best version of yourself, try to embrace your personality.

Abakaliki Greater Rice Husks, Ebonyi State