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Lmao, see as she dey massage the gemu chai

Appraizzal:
If anybody falls for this scam, I will take them out to the back and shoot them in the head...

with a shotgun at least

Now this idiot has hindered people with real problems, I dey sure say na iphone7 the guy dey try arrange money for

SingleDad:
What I notice is the ass, anything else nah waste of my entire life

ma nigger, dat backside na Achilles heel for me if she like make she carry kante/bance face as long as say that ass phat no yawa

This country dey confuse me, more and more

Franktmubarak1:
hello nairalanders,i am a fresh graduate,don't have a good job yet.i am really fruastrated now and can take my life at any moment. i am owing someone 350k,which i need to refund as soon as possible,pls i'm not asking anyone to dash me,but am begging if someone can lend me now,then i will work for the person till the money is fully refunded. Or if there is anyone who can help me out with a solution.pls anyone willing to help me can contact me through 08165683234.thanks.

juju

iweecureyou:
Mehn her u shuwore curs i am shat winth one olosho rise naw and she talk dart she is on one daytes winth one ugly mugu dart she ordar expensive tins why d mugu ordar ices creamed...
Guy be kiafull o dorntsdaytes myn olosho




















Anyways ur maites are makin mournie it is ices creamed u are buy abi

wtf are u saying

KayTosin10:
Used waist bag and plastic shoe is available in Lagos camp

Omo na wic one be plastic shoe

Nice

There is nothing wrong abt it, till she shows up with a rocket launcher

Omo boys dey vex oh but u no go blame dem some anini cousins and protege plenty for camp

Crayzies errywhere

Novelistguy:
So that's it about First Impressions. I will be dropping the CHARM BULLET #3: HOW TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A WOMAN IN A WAY THAT INSTANTLY TURNS HER ON soon.
The Social Proof hacks giveaway is still on (even though it has kept me busy lol) Simply follow and mail me to get it.

I never see any mail oh..... donbobby72@yahoo.com

I go break every relationship with anybody and everybody

Abi op don OD, where him dey na

We should take this to Twitter tag Madonna and the nuc, make this problem trend so it can gain wider coverage #MadonnaUniversityScam

Happily stream2, dis one wey I dey hear say things cost anyhow for camp, Omo na to go dere like the way I take enter boarding house oh

Wack artist

hmm

abeg no show us, flex only u

OP u definitely know nothing about the beautiful game, nothing i repeat nothing can make me not watch the match

obj: Sanchez is coming to shelsea


okorocha: eh, u say wetin yeeeba osheey ahhh efejoku ni oh

Alero3Arubi:
I am angry.
Infact am vexed.
My girlfriend is sad.
Her relationship is about to hit the rocks.
And I wouldn't naturally have been bothered but se likes, no scratch that she loves the guy.
It's a pity he is a ..... COW!
Now forgive my manners but I am deficient in bad vocabulary.
But that's another story.
My girlfriend called me today and she was crying.
She said she is fed up if her relationship.
That she is tired of the problems that it brings.
Now I was confused here because they seemed happy a few days ago when she sent me pictures of them together at a pool.
I asked what's wrong and she starts talking.
And when she was done this was a summary of what she said.
'that her boyfriend is always asking her for money and that if she doesn't have they start quarrelling until the next pay check comes in. And that this has been going on for 9months'.
She has been dating for 11!
So I was shocked.
Now this is the reason for my dilemma.
Her boyfriend earns 127k
She earns barely 50k
He stays with an uncle.
She stays with an aunty.
So 177k should carry 2people for a month right?
But then I can survive on 100k with my husband and a kid (when I marry).
The issue here I later discovered is that the boyfriend breezes through his salary like a hurricane and 3 weeks into the month he is already broke. Then he runs to her to help him with money and breezes through it too.
And they start quarrelling until their next pay check then settle and breeze through the money again and so the cycle continues.
Now she is tired and fed up of the drama.
She wants to quit.
And to be honest I have no answer to her problem.

tell u girlfriend to start dating human beings and leave cows alone , wetin carry her go meet cow in the first place

That moment u realise the guy giving u courting tips is single As Fcck

these hoes

Rilwayne001:
Only irresponsible fools draw tattoo on their body. Fact

so 90% of athletes, artists and a whole lot in the world are irresponsible fools, people have tattoos for so many different reasons

when i saw the subject of this post, i swear na BJ come my mind

Buharimustgo:
I don't understand why Nigerians make so much noise about ladies that have butt and boobs,please take a trip to Ghana and feed your eyes,yet the Ghanaian guys don't give a damn about it

bro Nigerians are like dat, that ass can make us go mental i tell ya, maybe most Ghana guys are homos so that kinda thing doesn't rock their boat

its cool

these hoes, they at every party