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Compliant:
I said same thing until my samsung s6 screen got broken and the price they told me was so annoying

Later bought a bb passport , was enjoying it until the screen got broken, went to get a replacement but the price is just so high.

I have promised myself NEVER to buy expensive phone again

u buying those type of high end phones shuld be aware how expensive fixing them would be na, u buy phone 180k u won make dem repair screen for u 3k?

Hmmm all I can say is WHAT DO THIS BITCCHES WANT FROM A NIGGR

Sleeping beauty naija version

Hmm, this funny country nothing wey person no go see, now na igbo bokoharamists they reign it's alright

Metallurgist:
stop attacking the Yoruba's as leeches Ondo state produced more oil than the entire southeast. go an learned

lmao red oil, or groundnut oil

iLegend:
With what you just wrote you're a nice guy. You think women will love you because of money?
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The phone I'm replying you with was bought by a woman (and a young and sexy girl with a bf for that matter). And it's an iPhone. I don't fúck for free. And I'm not in need of sex.

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yea I know they will love him for his money, where money goes pussy follows

estyvino:
Idleness, blame it on buhari

bro try they catch fun once in a while na, op just prank us, shey na everything be Buhari fault

Ebubeslym:
Nigeria better have Anti Missile shields and domes on the targeted areas ASAP.
I don't want to hear stories that touches the heart o.

too much sci-fi

omobs:
I sit down near aso rock. If d missile blow I go declare my self interim president.....

lmao, u dey vex oh

sagaxity:
Yes ooooohhhh

Leicester finally agree sell for 58million pounds

58mil, this ur weed don sour oh

this girl need to join NDA

Hmm, oya bring one leg

mtchewww make una go join NDA

arsenal don sign vardy?

this one no go gve person muscle pull

i cant buy outside this bracket (apple, Samsung, Sony, Nokia, blackberry)

dont8:
You welcome, sis.No hard feeling, bro

at all, we all gud

dont8:
Is the write-up meant to be funny in the first place or are we in a joke section?

Read and comprehend, those list are for ladies if they want their private part to be clean and devoid of smell.

well done

don't find this shiit funny in any way

money boys nko? na girls they ask us out

take it to a specialist

op u don try apply seamen to the affected area

Coolguy89:
if anyone beat my child like,i go kill am

u no understand, my own small sis go soon start school make one evil teacher beat am like this na there I go unleash all the heartbreak wey arsenal don gve me

this tee billz na basstard oh, save person name as edible catering she edible tho

this op na grade one self-servicer

Nace5:
Guy i just uninstalled my FIFA14 although i haven't played 15 and 16 i know they'll still be crap FIFA just has the license give what FIFA has now to PES and football gaming would be a lot more better FIFA is a NO NO for me i won't buy it Again

u shuld definitely play the FIFA 15 it's totally dffrnt from 14 it's a whole lot better in every aspect ull definitely enjoy it

Evathyst:
Please remove that No 9 & 10 from that list, else, it will render all that you've typed 'useless'.


Buy land before the age of 30? wtf? Who still waste money buying lands when Omo onile and area boys wouldn't stop troubling your life. Can't the person just buy one of all these houses (even if it's a block of flat) that has already been developed.


Also, having a role-model by 30? Wtf? By then, one should have become his own role model.

op said b4 ur 30