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goldfish80:
I dont watch what you call sci-fi but science intrigues me. am a voracious researcher

and u beleieve there are ET's roaming about the world, I wuld like to see a concrete evidence from a voracious reseacher like urslef to back up ur claims, don't tell me abt all those ufo's abeg

Happy new year

I dey sure say steve don dey reason how to arrange d babe later, that's why her name enter him mouth, if not why him go make mistake when the winner name dey untop papper handed to him

I still can't see anything wrong with what the guy is wearing, maybe the timbs are fake?

goldfish80:
extraterrestrials exists and they indeed visited the earth and introduced civilization to humans. life is far too deeper than it is portrayed to us by by religion. The wise amongst us would as why the vatican spend billions of dollars on their observatory program on a site where ufos have been sighted repeatedly .Africans should be more open to research and ask questions. i think i should stop here.

I think the amount of sci-fi u watch is too much

isiaka007:
NLanders despite your average age being in the late 20s y'all act like kids alot. Its obvious mamagee is bored AF and needs to create fun for herself. Its pathetic the way she does it tho' but rather than castigate her lets try to be helpful. Let me take the lead mamagee u can hit mr up on whatsapp (+2347083571119). It'll really be worth your while. In other news,.... Happy New Gregorian Year.

so u dey use d op stupidity as leverage to display ur own werey, just like dat for no resason wat so ever u dropped ur number, just hope say no be thief go contact u

dazzlingd:
Not believing alien life exists only shows ignorance of science and the universe

u need help, this is 2016 oya go adopt sense

Op no come hera dey lie anyhow, na fireworks cos fire for the hotel no be attack

dhalizm:
Thats a hyena... Neither a Raccoon nor a dog...

u need to run to the nearest zoo if u think that's how hayenas luk like, or u fit go watch SIMBA u go see hayenas for there, then come tell me if them resemble

Op this one no b dog, I think its called a MEARKAT, its a specie of rodents

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me grin

2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she should do the needful.
Suddenly, her fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up

3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long”

4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a collegue of mine paid me a visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes

5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate for inside gutter

6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In Watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as if they are writing their final year exam grin

7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate s*x

8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri grin

9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s just one of those things grin

10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum

A man updated his Facebook status with: "Thank U Lord, just got my salary". He became sad 10 seconds later when his landlord "LIKED" his post.

A man updated his Facebook status with: "Thank U Lord, just got my salary". He became sad 10 seconds later when his landlord "LIKED" his post.

Lmao, u can check oshodi under the bridge, I heard a lot of guys that meet ur criteria hang around there, hope this was helpfull

Found this funny pic, and it has happened to me lmao

Its probably dead, op u dey see somthing u still dey ask how it is possible

Hmm

We should google the meaning of seamstress if we don't know, this op na werey oh and why u dey use too much brackets

Still love that dance move tho

When I read ay's sporty outfit, I was expecting too see him in full chelsea jersey

Hmmm

Destined2win:
oK let me see those goofing around;

Ini Edo......if you need to remove them the layers of paint, I have a special spoon for scraping off paints,

Denrele........You own madness don pass be careful. Even if I see you under Ojuelegba brigde today, I no go surpise because e don teeeey wey you dey mad.

Who again dey there?

Yeeeh,,Iyanya, the Nigerian version of Tyrion Lannister I sight you

omo ur harsh oh lol, na my fav character be dat oh tyrone lannister

CHINE55:
but can I make and receive calls with it?

bro even though u can make calls take pictures its still not a complete iphone without the icloud, return it daz all

Hmmm

I advice u return it, its unlockable unless the people u bought if from have the correct details, if not ur wasting ur time

xreal:
wetin I wan learn english for? na my papa language?

imbéchile

I swear dis thing dey vex me anytime I see person dey say shey english na my papa language, na wetin be the official language of naija?

shey lampard na defender op na copy and paste u do abi

ubah84:
Hahahaaa dis hungry Don waya u well well, u don't even know the difference between Ameachi and Rochas

my broda no mind me jare

Cork shuld be hanged from his balls sack

Abi this rochas dey madt, after working for you, to gve me my sweat ur telling me I'm privileged to earn it, ya papa dia

Nothing pisses me off more than the no 1 point of ur post, no matter what the president has done some people will find way to insult and instigate hate, dia mata tire me

They do it because they are in love with DICKSON and babeje