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ItsModella: the ewu is still talking? oya, keep running that smelly mouth.

I can see u just want to have a bashing contest with me;sorry i'm not that type.You can have the thread,it's all urs but i hope u've learnt a great lesson today:-D:-D:-D

ItsModella: blah blah blah story story story...now run off, puppy.

Sorry i didn't know u were this stewpid b4,i should have adviced u to go to yaba left instead of giving u that advice

ItsModella: oh yeah? all you a$$es who think you know me based on what I write, I pity your foolishness.

with all due respect,ur stewpidity baffles me alot.Do u think her slapping him would have made things beta?.No ofcourse,she only earned herself respect by doing that,and i'm sure the guy would go and beg her afterwards but on the contrary if she had slapped d guy back,believe me she would have recieved the thorough beating of her life or maybe worse still end up in a hospital coz 95% of guyz i know won't let a lady slap them and go scot free.Slapping her would surely satisfy her ego but the end result will be bad.So woman,it's always good to think b4 you act.

shaybe baby: omo, did matter pain you gan o. Call me fugly, still wouldn't have you even if you came with the numbers for tonight's euromillions.

who is decieving this baboon.I can see 4rm ur description of "ur own naija men",u probably dated razz and village guyz.Just bcoz u can't attract good guyz that will treat u well doest not mean u should start spilling nonsense hear abt 9ja men.And btw u are stu.pid

shaybe baby: Nonsense when the spot light is on you males eh? All your replies prove my point! Even I was an ugly obese chick(which I'm not) and single(again I'm not) wouldn't piss on you lot if you were on fire.

Who ask u question:guilty conscience

Infact u are st.upid.You'd win a nobel prize 4 d best crap writer.Abeg if e too dy pain,make u turn lesbian o instead of showing ur stupidity on a daily basis.

shaybe baby: I'm coming back to reply the remaining scumbags. I dey go watch tv for now. You are alllll a bunch of losers except for lalaosky and my fellow lovely ladies. The rest of you will blow a gasket. Bunch of ugly p-r-i-c-ks!!!!!!

now it is clearly evident that ur brain is deviated from normal state.Just because you are poor and lazier than the guy that drew the japanese flag and a guy had to use you and dump u does not mean u should start downloading nonsense 4rm ur retar.ded brain on this threadAnd btw u said it was 8 yrs u last dated:i would bet my last kobo that d reason u are not dating is bcoz u are fugly rather than because of men's behaviour.MUMU,without u d world would have to fee one less id.iot.

@op,u fall my hand o,i pray dem no go offer u bad thing.

E b like say dem just dump u,na wetin make u dey talk all this rubbish abi.U'd beta go and see ur doctor.

See dry thread.Manure una don use ojoro again abi

Abeg torres na mumu,mo buy falcao sharp sharp 4 january

Haters where are you!!!!!!

UP CHELSEA

ben4reel: It's ManU 1, Braga 1

where did u get ur news from.Na 1-0 be d score

Na pk nau

Na off sha.

Chelsea dey fall my hand o.

Who else thinks this david luiz is a spirit,he's virtually everywhere on the pitch

Man u 2 don dey chop their own

The defence is not organized.

2nd half underway.Btw that was an oscar winning goal.

Muki abeg change d score to 2-1 nah,abi u dey jealous

My friend's once told me a story of his lil brother.
He said his brother told them one day that egg was the first thing to be created but they told him no,that's it's not true,he kept on arguing and after sometime they asked him why he thought so and he told them that don't they know the yoruba christian song ''Ka to da Aye leyin ti wa,ka to da orun leyin ti n joba".He said they all bursted into laughter.

Na 3 idiots nah

I saw this funny joke on another website and i decided to share it with you guyz
Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The 1st man came back and said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your faceor you will be killed.
The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so hewas killed.
The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.
The 1st man and 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why didyou laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....He replied,
"i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!

zinosleek: Obama is a weak president so if I have a choice I go for Romney. Obama tenure has given room for breeding of terrorist, d likes of BH and those in Mali just to mention a few and we have seen a lot of unrest in d globe. USA is world power and they need somebody who can exert this power.

Na wa 4 pple o.Wetin concern obama with Nigeria's BH problem or that of mali

Chelsea is still 2nd nau,juve drew their game.

It's only a 'mata' of time b4 the 'oscar' winning goals will cause 'hazard' to them

Parents in nigeria find it hard to apologise.For instance If u are punished wrongly 4 maybe stealing and you are finally able to prove that u are innocent,the last thing you can xpect 4rm them is something like 'Eehn,you too shouldn't have been in that kind of place at that time'.And maybe when you are being accused wrongly and they ask a question like 'why did you do that?',if u try to answer them they will say u are arguing with them,if u don't,they will tell u that 'their answer is not worth responding to right?'

I used it as start up tone 4 my nokia.As i switch on the phone,the two hands no gree shake again.

A guy tweeted that which kind of song do yo expect from sumone whose surname and last name resemble man and woman private part,lol.The funniest thing was that she was retweeting all the beefing.

edelweiss: what is the essense of wasting time and energy to contribute when aanything we say isn't taken seriously? We can be constructive critics if only our words wld be taken seriously. Most of d comments I see here are very juvenile! I just read and smh. God blessed us with foresight,but I believe if people pay for advise then,the advise or words wld be taken seriously. Its a matter of choice,we wld never get banned for keeping silent,and I for one (a female)wld rather keep quiet than end up being abused.

well maybe you are right but don't use 'WE'.Most females on NL never even attempted to contribute and i can tell u that i know almost all female monikers that comment frequently on topics that make the front page.On the issue of pple that make stupid comment,the main reason for that is the like button.Creating the like button was a big mistake,pple are now more interested in their comments getting many likes by abusing pple,spotting useless mistakes and complaining about how things affect the prize of garri(na these pple i hate pass),all which are mostly irrelevant and causes unecessary fight derailing of threads.