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samdean: mumu

Shey you delete your team ni? I believe you were in the Leagues ab initio, no?




Mtschew. . . . You still dey sef.

https://i.imgur.com/8Bn7uj9.png

https://i.imgur.com/Ur8ukxY.png


Abi you bin wan delete ya team cos of ya lowly positions?

samdean: whats the code again?

G02H311

Sylvekzee: Ha! Beat OsvaldoGang's, a*s by a lone point. woo Sweet narrow ašš whooping. Next up Swag Fc

GW neva end, ya belle don dey sweet. He has Fraizer Campbell who is still to play - he would definitely get minutes (at least) against Sunderland.



Wait o, I'm looking at this Osvaldo ninja's team, and the most epic self immolation of all time is staring right back at me!

https://i.imgur.com/ua1Ivi9.png

A whopping 29 points on his goddamn bench!
Enough to sit him comfortably at the no2 spot on the log. Shame.
Take out waste men; Lovren and Eriksen for dream team players - Chambers and Wanyama respectively.


If this kain thing happen to me, omo na hara-kiri straight!!!

Dhellake: 16 on the classic league, 13 on Conference league, I rarely get favourable draws, many of those leading me don't even have as much points as I do

Story for the gods!

Nihilist: You know say I don pass you ba?

Na you and lalaboiy be my original targets this year.

One down, one to go.

Agbo to tadi meyin, agbara lo lo muwa.

Na ya time, shine!

dare2think: Intelligesia is running away with this thing!

84 points this gw!

I feel so jealous men!!!

They said he has the same set of players as everybody, that im go suffer differentials. He told them it guarantees him consistency.

I think the inconsistency of the differential-pursuing chasing-pack might see him win it at canter. I'm not sure anyone has maintained no2 for more than 3 weeks on the trot. Na so so shuffling every GW from 2nd downward.

SailorXY: & what you understand by that news is that he stole doughnuts?

Anything to the contrary? Please educate me.

SailorXY: how did de Gea steal doughnut?

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2043686/David-Ge-Gea-caught-stealing-dougnut-Tesco-allegedly.html

www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/manchester-united-goalkeeper-david-de-gea-steals-119-doughnut-gets-off-without-charge/story-e6frf4a3-1226153740531?nk=fd28b411ce7f3f2888265f3cc88c8547

Brisingr: We've a bigger offender of the crime we accuse hazard off
The fact that Hazard is a wee cuunt who is always looking for contact to score easy penalties is already established.we can't fault him for mangling the name of a third divison club.

Bros, na 4th division sef. 3 tiers away!

Brevity is the soul of wit. Verbosity is what ninnies resort to to mask their cluelessness.

Anyhow shar, make I indulge una small.

StarBoard: Another dunce from the tombo brigade takes an argument out of context.

This is why you are known to everyone and and their dog as DaftBoard. So calling you out as the unlettered saphead you are is taking an argument out of context? You are just a fool.

So a spelling mistake is now equal to calling a town the name of a fruit?

No one would care about a spelling mistake by an uneducated gibbon on a good day (na your hobby, and nobody dey send you before). But the moment a simplëton begin dey form Einstein, he must be called out. Mgbekes must not be allowed to feel funky!

And the m0ron hasnt even bothered to look at his own posts to see his tenses and spellings mistakes but focused on probably the only one I made.

You certainly won't find me pillorying someone for making a mistake on the proper use of a 2nd or 3rd language, when people who have such as their first and only language mess it up all the time.

The only one you made? Nigga, that's another one there. You can't help it. Na your way.

Even gan sef, if I tabon, shey na abirun like you go spot am? You nor fit.

Yet the guffanti is guffawing at an indefensible gaffe and this one with a failed brain format wants to laugh.

You have probably been learning English since you were an infant (how old are you now, 47? ) yet you can't construct a sentence without bringing English language to ruins, and you think you are on a pedestal from where you can denigrate another for messing up the name of a team 3 tiers away?

Run along gutter boy. I dont do flagella.
You people are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face the earth.

Not only have you brought the names of every institution you passed through to disrepute, you have also confirmed that the resources expended on your education would have served a better purpose, like researching why your mother is clïtless!

incredibleone: he has been in england since 2012,u have been learning english since your pry school days and u don't know it is not 'unforgiveable' but 'unforgivable'

The irony. Hilarious.

SMH. . .

kashmo:
How Brazilians tey full that area, Gustavo? No be Ilaje folks populate these areas! Besides I'm not religious bro, but I'm always for learning few things about traditions and religions. The Osun thingy is something i'm looking forward to in the near future. I've had countless encounters where our Cuban and Dominican brothers asked if I could take them to Osun for Initiation and whatnot.

Nitlad wey be fake Osanyin I no do jare. . . .

You don dey madt.

Dhellake: Na that Rodgers dey always vex me, dey feel himself like say na him be the new Guardiola

E don dey clear for im eye now na. . .

Nihilist: Nah...Liverpool are the new Liverpool. Dont forget that they finished second in '09 before freefalling to a seventh place finish the following season.

No be today Liverpool start to flatter to deceive...e don tay

Dhellake: Liverpool, the new Tottenham

Dem dey play 1 match/week last season, dian belle dey sweet.

Every journo was on their cöck, tagging them favourites for the title then, dem dey call Paso.

Nobody dey underrate give dem space to exploit again, all of a sudden, they are clueless.

Dem think say na sere-kambia.

Another Gerrard slip?

JB padi mi, kilo n d'owo?

April07: Close ya mouth jare

Iwo!

homesteady: Manuel Neuer!

. . . to win the gong?

Is there still any ninja for this Section wen nor dey cuss?

This Section is God-forsaken, walahi!

Nihilist: Nitlad my nigga...

How market bros?

Alaye, free me na. . .

Bad as e bad, ah go still win my H2H.

Dhellake: 5pm Nigerian time

Odunharry: 5.00pm

Nihilist: Clocks went back last night

Toh. . .

Who dey hide teamsheets abeg? Abi match nor b 4 again?

Yazmin: PENCOM: national pension commission AKA pencom

Nimasa: nigerian maritime administration and safety agency

Tetfund : tetiary education trust fund

Other related acronyms

GEJ : goodluck ebele jonathan
GMB: general muhammadu buhari
FFK: femi fani kayode
BAT: bola ahmed tinubu
DICK: digital insertion computerised kit

Hys: hope your satisfied.
BYE.....if you dont know dis one....the witch wey swear for you for village na only if gMB win for 2015 na him she go stop.....

Nihilist: Lukaku never play na?

hehehehehehe. . . Na Lukaku you gbojule?

Your name na sorry. . .

Luka Modric na Boss - Respect!

Nihilist: Not too bad given the circumstances

So far Greasy Chip Butty have amassed 26 points...11 more than Ogedengbe's ragtag army

Which kain circumstances? I thought the odds were stacked in his favour?

We have sent out just 4 fighters thus far. Meanwhile una don deploy 5 of your more capable men including your Commander. . .

Ore, aala ni yo fi oko ole han b'ope b'oya.

Jackbauer, how accurately are your Downing permutations coming together thus far

LogoDWhiz: You not only cum a lot, u spew rubbish a lot!

SpcAgtOko: Nitlad
Caseless
Hi

Namaste!