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Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by nitlad: 9:17pm On Jun 12, 2013
Tadpole
Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by nitlad: 9:10pm On Jun 12, 2013
Toad
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by nitlad: 6:06pm On Jun 12, 2013
E pain you? tongue grin cheesy grin
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by nitlad: 5:47pm On Jun 12, 2013
Why do you want to know my whereabouts? undecided


tongue tongue
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by nitlad: 5:08pm On Jun 12, 2013
How are you my friend Deiok?
Phones › Re: iOS 7 By Apple : A Major Redesign by nitlad:
logica: In which case, it would be a matter of degraded performance. Do not complain much when your old iPhone keeps running out of memory or restarting for no apparent reason after you install iOS 7 firmware.
The 3rd Generation iPad and iPhone 5 both have 1 gig of RAM, and both are powered by Apple's top range dual core processors, they also both use the same Wi-Fi technology. But alas! The iPhone 5 has AirDrop, while the iPad 3 doesn't! Reeks of scam IMO. undecided

coogar: people don't take such risks abroad - replacement/insurance policy would be ruined when you jailbreak. mostly, only the users of stolen phones consider such stuff!
Jay Freeman is American! So he is 'abroad'. The same for most members of the iPhone Dev Team, and none of them is wanted by the authorities in any country! They are not criminals! tongue grin

And besides, the existence and a stable successful porting of Siri to older iDevices deflates Apple's claim of the absence of a supporting hardware in such devices! Point is, it can be done but Apple just won't do it. Why?


the choice to upgrade rests squarely on the phone manufacturers. most of these manufacturers cannot be bothered about the old devices - they want to sell their new products!
Samsung Galaxy SII that was released years ago still enjoys a robust software updates backing. If an owner fails to tap into this is no fault of the manufacturer.
Phones › Re: iOS 7 By Apple : A Major Redesign by nitlad: 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2013
coogar: but the old devices would still run on iOS 7. of course, you can't expect all the features of the new iOS to work with old devices. iPhone 4 runs on iOS 6 but it has no siri.
Siri can work on iPhone 4, but due to Apple's exploitative tendencies, they won't allow it, albeit officially though (Cydia! tongue grin)

isn't this better than android users who cannot even run latest OSes on their phones, never mind features? there's a big difference. jellybean 4.2 has been out for 7 weeks now and only 4% of android phones use it.
93% of all iDevices are using iOS 6 that was launched less than a year ago. more than 65% of android users have never experienced the first jellybean upgrade that was released more than 2 years ago.

https://phandroid.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ios-android.png
All Android updates are available OTA for supported devices, the choice to upgrade squarely rests with the owner!

really, fandroids are the ones getting scammed!
All dem phone makers are scammers!
Phones › Re: iOS 7 By Apple : A Major Redesign by nitlad: 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2013
logica: Hardware makes the difference. You don't expect an older version that doesn't have the required hardware (one chip or the other) that powers a feature to work do you?
That's unacceptable! angry

The AirDrop for example uses Wi-Fi, and the Wi-Fi technology in the iPhone 4 through to iPhone 5 is the same! They all use Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n!

So what hardware does it require that isn't present in older phones?


When Siri debuted with the iPhone 4s, we were made to believe during the keynote that older phones don't have the hardware to support it, amid massive outrage, it was subsequently ported to the same older phones that 'didn't have the hardware to support it'.
Phones › Re: iOS 7 By Apple : A Major Redesign by nitlad:
[size=18pt]Not All iOS 7 Features Will Be Coming To Older iDevices[/size]

iOS 7 brings a plethora of new upgrades and improvements, and is by Apple's own admission the largest update since the introduction of the operating system. It introduced many features like camera filters, AirDrop cloud sharing, as well as updates to Siri and the new iTunes Radio.

Unfortunately, not all Apple devices will be getting the latest and greatest from Apple, and many of the older iDevices that are getting it, won't be getting the full set of features.

To help you quickly identify what you'll be getting on your iPhone, iPad oriPod, we've got a handy table that lets you see everything at a glance.

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1151151_Screen_20130612_144741_jpg274b2a07f05c2bac18c397f363091ec2[/img]

As you can see, the iPad 2 has the fewest supported features, only getting iTunes Radio, while the iPhone 4 gets that plus square photos and filters. It seems that 4S owners will have to do without AirDrop and camera filters, and none of the iPads will be supporting Panorama shooting modes.

For a comprehensive look at what else is updated in iOS 7, check out this post
SOURCE


So for all the hype about software support for older devices, turns out only a handful of new features of the new OS are coming to older devices undecided Chief among these is the much lauded AirDrop that would be supported only on the iPhone 5 and top of the range iPads shocked - Disappointing!

To fully enjoy the new OS in it's wholeness, you have to buy the latest iDevice!

These exploitative manufacturers just keep milking their sheeple fanboys dry with same old redundant shït! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitlad: 9:09pm On Jun 11, 2013
coogar: there's no reputed strength in youth tournaments, it's a free for all! germany got sonned in their group - end of story!
Naija self dey lord every every for youth tournaments. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 10:06pm On Jun 10, 2013
shocked I can't believe Jose can be this emotion laden! shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_K-VuAvnEk

If this is a sign of things to come, then this can only bring forth good things. cheesy


#KTBFFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad:
dayokanu: Wetin dey worry this Akindindinrin, Akindanidani, Sir Were

Arsenal is a team, Bayern outpossesed and outshot Arsenal over the two legs.

if you cant understand these basics then you need to go for lobotomy
Laakaye re fuye pupo arakurin.

That you are shifting position to remain relevant is a sure admittance of your misyarn.
The initial claim was the no team bar Barca has out-possessed Bayern in any match, now it's been extended to two legs (a tie). Can you see for yourself how huge a joke you are? cheesy

Since schooling you and making you look like a fool is my hobby, grin I will go out of my way to educate you some more, cos even your post shifting will not save you from total destruction this time. You flaming lunatic!

First leg of the tie: Arsenal had a staggering %58 possession of the ball against Bayern's paltry %42

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1144152_Screen_20130607_200455_jpg0aa375e3ddd8a09ee13f58105bf2dcde[/img]

http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/684953/Live/Europe-UEFA-Champions-League-2012-2013-Arsenal-Bayern-Munich#live-team-stats-comparision

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2013/matches/round=2000348/match=2009588/postmatch/report/index.html


Second leg of the tie: Bayern had %55 of possession against Arsenal's respectable %45

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1144151_Screen_20130607_200438_jpg17b9166e369131d22583b69a9cb42201[/img]

http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/684966/Live/Europe-UEFA-Champions-League-2012-2013-Bayern-Munich-Arsenal

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2013/matches/round=2000348/match=2009598/postmatch/report/index.html


Doing the maths, over the two legs of the tie Arsenal had 58 + 45 = 103 ÷ 2 = 51.5. So Arsenal had %51.5 of possession of the ball against Bayern over the two legs of the tie.

That automatically leaves Bayern with a paltry %48.5 of possession over the two legs of the tie, but I'll still do the maths for you cüm-gobbling ninnies to get it in plain terms.

Bayern 42 + 55 = 97 ÷ 2 = %48.5


Over 2 legs, Arsenal %51.5 Bayern %48.5

Possession stats over the two legs, which you thought would be your saving grace is now your inevitable albatross grin


Who needs that lobotomy now dunce? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2013
dayokanu: @nitlad

I thought anyone who has below average inteligence knew Bayern played Arsenal twice this season.

And this twit is presenting stats from one leg alone?

Why not stats from both legs

Go and check UEFA stats Bayern outpossesed any team out there even the Arsenal Bayern outshot them 37 shots to 17 over 2 legs
Abi oloriburuku ni eleyi ni?

Nor be for here you open your trashy mouth take talk say Bayern has out-possessed every opponent bar Barca. Was Arsenal not an opponent in the time frame you sampled from? Did Arsenal not out-possess Bayern in a match within this time bracket? The answers are staring at you fool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
boron10: These are supposed to be adults? Can't you people put up an argument without being insultive?
Baba, when spastic gibbons think they can cloak their foolishness with witless half liners, it is my duty, and I shall take it upon myself to call them out for the dweebs they are and show the recalcitrant ones how its done!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
[quote author=A-40]This lower animal obviously doesn't know when to cease to speak! Asinwin! Can you swear that your lineage is not afflicted with diseases most of which are not known to man?[/quote]No, but I can swear that you were conceived after Ombatse men forcibly took turns on your mother. I can also swear that you were birthed through miscarriage - The misfortune that goes everywhere with you is the hallmark of bastards birthed through such unfortunate circumstances! Or why do you think you answer the same surname with your maternal relatives? No one knows your father!

What is this dangbana saying again? How many first tier teams across Europe have as many players from their academy like Bayern? Not a lot and even at that I don't recall mentioning Bayern as the only team in Europe blessed with such success!
Bloody liar. After I shattered your overblown ego, the fruitcake resorts to blatant lies! Another trade mark of oloriburukus dem. I suggest you revisit the said thread and see your devastating destruction all over again!

Years of drug abuse has rendered ur braincells useless smh! I saw Majek Fashek not too long ago that's your hobo a$$ in 5 years tops
Oloshi omo iya aje, I put it to you that your mama is this same Majek Fashek's booty call even in his current sorry state.

What a phool! Your generations past and unborn are weeping at your idiocy! I honestly hope you where born out of illegitimacy because it would have been a tragedy if people actually celebrated and wasted their hard earned dineros at your birth. Why not go and get some education instead of using grammar above what your puny brain can process!
Isn't it strange that a product of gang rapë is talking about legitimate births? I've you been told about how you were given up for adoption and nobody wanted you... Before your mother eventually dumped you at a refuse dump site in your village, from where you were picked up by a notorious hooligan who has been abusing you ever since. You've never been loved or showed love all your miserable life, that's why your life exudes bitterness all round.

If you where not mentally challenged and physically blind you woulda seen that the only assertion I backed was the one that highlighted Barca as the only team that averaged more possession than Bayern in all of Europe! Since you couldn't provide evidence to counter my statement the strawman in you brought up a one-off game! Oya post stats of the 2nd leg olose cannot post it
You are known to all and sundry as a disgusting äss-licker, so it's a futile attempt trying to rebut a fact known to all.
Una two boldly claimed Bayern has out-possessed every opposition excluding Barca, I shoved it back up your throats with facts and you are here bleating about an irrelevant point.

So if Everton plays Arsenal and dominates possession at Goodison Park then we can automatically assume Everton are better at possession keeping than Arsenal? Can you now see you have been shanked with your own sword you simple minded piece of shyte!
Another daft analogy. Are you so foolish that you consistently keep falling in a hole you dug up yourself? What is wrong with you? Does the fact that Everton out-possessed Arsenal at Goodison Park not point you this blind bat to another fact that Arsenal has not out-possessed all their opponents as you fools are claiming? Are you madt?!

The number of times I have made you look like a fool if turned to money would go a long way in ameliorating the penury in your family!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 12:21pm On Jun 07, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Look at this aro! Abirun's must run in your lineage hence your familiarity with them! Bilewu! You where ran out of the Bayern thread and you would be run out of here too. Anu mpam[/quote]I said it that anything associated with you has a place guaranteed in infamy. See how you have somehow managed to tie your own family to the stakes to be pelted with shït. grin You can't help it, you have a propensity to be always unfortunate, and it rubs off on everything you know.
The same way I murdered you obnoxious gits when you were both chatting shït about Bayern being the only team with first teamers that rose through the ranks, you have been so dismantled here, again!


Will you shut up you bush animal! You are trying too hard to sound intelligent but behind all that noise all I see is a simple-minded klutz!
You posted stats for the first leg! What of the 2nd leg? Broda ode! Did Arsenal average a better passing average over the course of the season than Bayern? Abi wetin this mutula dey talk sef
You are a useless äss-licker. You have your head buried so far up your lord DayoOponu's behind that you couldn't see when he boldly claimed that no opponent has out-possessed Bayern since the beginning of time, yet you eulogised him for his foolish uninformed/unsubstantiated claim. You a disgusting load of crap, the likes of who their parents dey take do oogun owo. A-4 Abirun, when will you develop a mind of your own and start posting (even though na still opata you go dey yarn) independent of another's influence? cheesy

Wrapping rings around you dummies is what I do for fun! Drag queen oshi
I have been canning you arboreal trolls for ages and its getting ridiculously easy these days.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 8:03am On Jun 07, 2013
A-4 Abirun is an incurable genitäl rash on the Bayern camp. His ability to bring ignominy upon anything he associates with with his asinine prating is unrivalled! I'm sure DayoOponu secretly wishes he never identified with Bayern. It's been a disastrous marriage ever since!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 7:47am On Jun 07, 2013
Lol grin cheesy grin

DayoOponu and his cünt-lapping sidekick F-9 taken apart in one fell swoop and shown as the ninnies they both are! Emi Ika. cool grin


See the shameless mad men clutching at straws shocked cheesy

When an idiöt foolishly supported by a fellow simpleton, ptyalises dis kain folderol;

In the past 4 seasons Barca is the only team Bayern has played that had more possesion
[size=18pt]Bayern has outpossesed every other team aside Barcelona[/size]
and he gets destroyed with dis kain deadly weapon of facts in the manner I did,

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1142608_Screen_20130606_221015_jpg1a24d740a7517a7be8cad030995a2750[/img]

the only option he has left is to bescumber the thread with whatever nonsense he comes across.
What else is your table not showing? I think you are missing a column to indicate each team's number of celebrity WAGs grin - You sapheads!


If this was a Bild blog, you airheads would have a field day with your bunkum amidst you fellow unintelligible fuckwits, but for here o, na die you dey. You disgusting neanderthals!

Come back here and chat tosh again, if sango nor go busy with you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:22pm On Jun 06, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Nitlad is to stupidity what Kobe and Lebron is to basketball all three are virtuoso performers in their respective fields grin grin[/quote]If someone told A-40 that tomorrow has been postponed, he'd wait for DayoOponu to confirm or deny it before he knows what to do. You two imbes are a classic example of obo n gbe obo g'ope grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:22pm On Jun 06, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Aside from Barcelona how many teams retain possession than Bayern in all of Europe?[/quote]Refer to my demolition of your god above fool! cheesy


When I say best of both worlds I simply mean he can go direct and also play possession football depending on the opposition you simple-minded farm-tool
You would simply end up being jack of all and master of none. Enroping yourself in a needless quagmire, cos you clearly lack the pre-requisite for such juxtapositions!

You mean you cannot tell the difference between Barca of 08-09 to Barca of now?
You cannot tell that Barca played with a lot more directness? Dundee Utd
Brain shingbain you nor get.
In 2008/2009, Barca passed their opponents to death, Barca of now still pass their opponents to oblivion. Possession stats for Barca all through this period is the same - %70 upwards! So WTF are you on about didinrin? undecided

STFU you dangbana! How many times do I have to tell you zombies that I'm a Bayern fan! Or is there a law that says I can't support who I want to support? If it aches your belly so badly you can ingest ricin at least that one go give you permanent solution
Sharap shameless twät, you are Bayansh fan, but the better part of your time on this Forum has been spent fellating another.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:21pm On Jun 06, 2013
dayokanu: How can one yarn this much megede fegede in a few minutes?
The burden of proof is on you, your fellow idiöt A-40 and Pep to show that tiki-taka go pure for una. undecided

It will be foolhardy to ditch effectiveness for a redundant tiki-taka.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:20pm On Jun 06, 2013
dayokanu: You apparently dont know much about football
No, you are the one with a lesioned brain.

Bayern is the second team in Europe that hold possesion. So Pep is coming to familiar sorrounding of players who already know how to play tiki taka
Keep deluding yourself. You muppets can't even outpass Arsenal and you think you are ready to rule Europe with possession footie? You must be high on Uli Hoeness' diabetic urine grin

In the past 4 seasons Barca is the only team Bayern has played that had more possesion

Bayern has outpossesed every other team aside Barcelona
[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1142608_Screen_20130606_221015_jpg1a24d740a7517a7be8cad030995a2750[/img]

http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/684953/Live/Europe-UEFA-Champions-League-2012-2013-Arsenal-Bayern-Munich#live-team-stats-comparision

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2013/matches/round=2000348/match=2009588/index.html

One more word about your non-existent possession footie mastery/supremacy, if thunder nor go faya you! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 3:34pm On Jun 06, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Pep would mix it up! He has the best of both worlds at Bayern![/quote]Best of both worlds? shocked You mean Bayern have players who protect, shield, cling on to the ball and retain possession better than Xavi, Iniesta et al? Keep deluding yourself. You had better stick to what works fine for you, and do not embark on a tiki-taka misadventure! How Pep would manage this, remains to be seen.

People make it sound like Pep was playing tiki taka from the jump!
Shey na kick and follow e bin dey play from the outset ni? grin

You have as much stake in Chelsea as I do (Nothing) so no dey come here come claim imaginary rights
You are clearly at loggerheads with yourself. How can you be dressed in a full Nazi regalia and at the same time hold aloft a Pride of London banner? O ti mo ise ti o ma se jeun my friend - Alagbere fan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:16am On Jun 06, 2013
Instead of these Munshitters to occupy themselves with how Pep will successfully incorporate his tiki-taka nonsense in their team of aggressive runners, they are busy salivating on what would be and what wouldn't at Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by nitlad: 11:27pm On Jun 03, 2013
[quote author=Alaba_Slim]It will never change the FACT THAT MOURINHO WAS A FAILURE @ MADRID jus like mancini @ city.....eya sowie o kpele eh ömö shëllshèè[/quote]C'mon sharap your dirty mouth there! angry

Wetin concern you whether imm succeed or not for Real? Why don't you leave that judgement to Madrid aficionados?! undecided

Elenu raso
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:16pm On Jun 03, 2013
nateevs: It's JM. There's no challenge.
Especially with Fergie and Mancini gone.

Change the thread title already!
grin grin grin

[quote author=A-40]I see lots of Bayern vs Chelsea battles in the future[/quote]We shall continue eating Bayansh, alive! tongue grin cheesy


Hey now let's not get ahead of ourselves here! This Chelsea is very different from the Chelsea of yore! Egos have gotten bigger! Trophies have been won in his absence so if he tries what he did at Madrid na gobe be dat oh
What did he do at Madrid? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by nitlad: 11:10pm On Jun 03, 2013
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Plans To Eat Her Placenta After Giving Birth To Look Younger by nitlad: 10:57pm On Jun 03, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 5:58pm On Jun 03, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe - He actually made known his Stored up Chagrin for Jose and Scolari.

Lets be Objective here, he said For Jose to Point fingers at some Iconic figures at Madrid when things went wrong shows how Clueless he Is, such things shouldnt exist In football. Am trying not to believe he's making a Glaring Point cheesy
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He is nothing but a bitter ol' foöl!

Mou didn't point fingers at anyone at Real!

Things will always go awry in any organisation when things discussed in confidence and in house happenings are 'leaked' to the prying public by "iconic figures".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 3:58pm On Jun 03, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Cruyff thinks Jose Is going to be a Failure in future.[/color]
Cruyff is gas-bag dork, no one gives a shït about him or his useless column.

Great footballer and an astute manager, but a disastrous pundit/commentator. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Official - Mourinho Rejoins Chelsea by nitlad(op): 2:26pm On Jun 03, 2013
Jose Mourinho returns as Chelsea manager

Jose Mourinho has returned to Chelsea for a second spell in charge at Stamford Bridge.

https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67676000/jpg/_67676211_52318328.jpg

Mourinho, 50, replaces Rafael Benitez after leaving Real Madrid, and has signed a four-year contract.

Mourinho won two consecutive Premier League titles during his first spell at Chelsea, which ended in September 2007.

Chief executive Ron Gourlay said: "He was and remains a hugely popular figure at the club and everyone here looks forward to working with him again."

More to follow.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574810
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 2:23pm On Jun 03, 2013
Mou's 'Second Coming'.

It's official, Jose is here!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574810

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