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This is a disgrace!

uniqueval: You guys sld take it easy on the couple
All I see are two happy love birds that are having a good time... Such trip is very necessary and healthy for married couples..
I jst don't like d whole paparazzi

Wey d 'paparazzi' dem?

Paparazzi ko, pepperoni ni...

This one na forced 'paparazzi'...

Chocopearl

Mccoynelly: na wa Oo°˚˚˚˚˚°
Must U̶̲̥̅̊ talk, ℓ̊ won read and leave b4 but dis ur comment carry ♍e̶̲̥̅ come back which kind human being U̶̲̥̅̊ be?

Hehehe....

I'm the kinda human being that takes umbrage whenever I come across gäy-fonting dweebs like yourself.

GTFOH with your gäy fonts, you are stinking up the thread.

When you get your fonts sorted, come back and address me. You schlepper!

E b like say these Akpors and Ekaette dem carry pesin wen go dey snap dem along for the trip.


Yeye people wan popular by force - inundating us with dian yeye lives...

Leno and Neverkusen are disgracing Deutschland!

UEFA should please take off two of burndisleaguedown's slots - they are useless!



Elampiro raring to go....

yellowpawpaw: All these fake stories!
Move it to lunatics section if there is one!

OCTAVO: My max is 140km/h on highway.
Took me 19mins to drive through Ogbomoso - Ilorin
If the road is free and good, I don't mind flying with a car.

Cool....

I've done that stretch in 15 minutes before. The road pure die.

@Topic,

I dey do 170km/h wella, but na unto 'car race' thingz o. And I nor dey pass that except for the isolated Ilorin to Ogbomosho fit of cray cray.


On a good day, other things being equal, na 140km/h I dey do steady.

toyfat: Notice: most of the top stunts are done with toyota and others rides... una dey fear use honda products?

Not true....

https://cheapcarsdomain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/honda-civic-vx.jpg

On December 23, 2010, I was driving a 2008 Peugeot 407 (oh baybeee ) from Ilorin to Ibadan with an acquaintance. I was doing my 140km/h jejelly on the smooth 'un-nigerian' Ilorin to Ogbomosho stretch when out of the middle of damn nowhere, a packed-to-the-brim-so-that-the- nyansh -is-almost-dragging-along-the-asphalt and more rickety version of the car pictured above -a 1992-1995 Honda Civic- took me out!

I was like WTF?! This jalopy? Checked to comfirm that I was still on 140km/h. No way!

Na im me mah vex, enter 160km/h. I Over-took him at this speed. I maintained my speed and my lead for like two minutes before this kook took me out again!

What?! At 160km/h? How did he manage that?!

Still going at 160km/h, I noticed this guy was widening the gap. Lai lai, I nor go gree today.

I reached 170km/h and couldn't catch up with this goon. I enta 180km/h, maintained it for like 5 - 8 minutes, I still nor catch this lunatic o. I couldn't believe it.

I wanted to damn the consequences and do between 190-220km/h, maybe 240km/h sef (I know I must definetly catch him between those). That was when my co-traveller noticed a demon was about to possess me and prevailed upon me to sempe if I wan make we see Christmas.

That yeye car must have been doing between 190-200km/h for me not to have caught up. It's all the more surprising considering how fully loaded and raggedy-looking the car was.

Jamie Always Caresses Kinky Sweet-Tease.




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Dominique

Surrey

StarBoard: Your cognitive reasoning skills need to be worked on.
So, according to your initial post, every team that loses at Goodison Park early in the season is going to win the title, right?
Apparently answering another of those ill-bred myopic Lilliputians that abound this thread barring a few was not worth the time.
Enough said. Blockheads come a dime a dozen.Apparently the nitwit/nitlad bug runs amok over here.

lmao

Apparently, this slobbering prick fantasizes about Nitlad

The spërm-burping fäg can't get enough of me.

I'm sorry StarCunt, you gon' have to resort to your potpourri of toys cos Baba is not on the down-low! You homö-erötic rhesus monkey.

Errant

Slalom

Who dug out this thread?

Abeg is Mata really still interested? He's been bleh in all his appearances this season.

Ori Eto'o foka sibe jo.....

Oga o... So na because say Chelsea lose all the frogs dem come dey spit for pesin body? awon opolo rada rada wa n segiiri si'yan lara

All of una dey madt!

Make all of una nor worry, there are more than enough matches during the course of the season wey all of una go fit play for una prefered positions.

dademola: y u go put me for LB?? Imma 6ft 6 oo. Na me suppose dey keep. #VDS#

You don't say! Shey you be opo ina ni?

In that case, this bombshell should be your girlfriend.

https://zetconnect.com/sites/zetconnect.com/files/025.jpg

You like?

[quote author=Mr_TA]As long as I dont get hairdryer or boot to the face if them drimble me and score tire. [/quote]Buckle down!!!

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chamotex: Elampiro doesn't deserve to be in the starting line up yet...he should be a super sub a la Chicha and Ole.
He can come in for coogar when he gets tired.

That no 10 role is mine...afrodoc should replace elampiro.

I am convinced that Elampiro is the man for the job.

The attacking trium-virate behind the lead striker can always inter-change and dove-tail to devastating effect.

[quote author=Mr_TA]I can see we've hired a worse coach this year because in last seasons squad I was playing my best position on the right wing while the new manager has put me as left centre back. please don't left me put in transfer request oh. [/quote]Mr_TA stop sulking and be professional! You are always expected to put a good shift in for the team where-ever you are deployed.

[quote author=A-40]The rectal enthusiast is here! Welcome back cabron![/quote]Oloshi, sikiru druggie...

elampiro: I can't play with Coogar, I doubt if
ever played a serious ball (match).
That's why he seem not to how
players games are interwoven and inter-related. Put Coogar as the assistant coach.

Kudos, you got my favourite
position. I can still play at least two other positions effectively well, just like my friend Rooney.

Learn to live with it, cos you are stuck with him.

Another word for you pairing with Coogar is Goalgasm. Goals go just dey flow ni nyanfu nyanfu.

SailorXY: I swear you no well at all . Elampiro to partner Coogar in attack #phew# I fear we have been sabotaged

That is your strongest starting eleven for aeons!

Elampiro and Coogar will go about their business on the pitch professionally, absent fisticuffs à la Nairaland.

coogar: elampiro would be 49 next month, he's too old to be a trequartista. it's the equivalent of putting a pregnant cow behind me to supply the killer pass that would cop me goals.

Elampiro is a brilliant treq!
His StatZone page would read 17 key passes, 12 goalscoring/clear-cut chances created, 4 assists and 2 goals after the game.

You will not be short of supply. All you have to do is bäng in the goals! Abi you get elephantiasis ni, wen nor go allow make you play wella?

The ninja is good.

SAF as the goalie?

It's a position where you get better with age.

you can never trust a chelsea fan to wish united victory.

Up there is the strongest possible squad you can parade tomorrow. How much more good you want make I wish una?

moyes goes to goodison

Tufiuakwua! Na una gollum dey coack, biko.

i can see him losing tomorrow to gibson's 40-yard shot. too bad, lukaku can't feature against his parent club!

Gibson ko prison ni....

You ma know say na 3 points 3 goals for Chelsea tomorrow na.

What are you people arguing about when you can easily parade this team and cop the 3 points on offer against Palace?

https://www.footballuser.com/formations/2013/09/827409_Manchester_United.jpg

Elampiro to play his favoured 'Rooney Role'