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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitlad: 2:38pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Last home match at old Trafford was against Swansea. I don't know where old garage is though.[/quote]Chelsea handed SAF his last home defeat. That's all!

StarBoard: United's last home game was against Swansea.
Don't be unnecessarily stu.pid abeg.
Stop being a ninny by default.
You must have been fed your own placenta for you to be spewing this much nonsense.

Chelsea did not only hand SAF his last defeat at home, Chelsea also dished him his last defeats in 4 different competitions - The FA Charity/Community Shield, The Carling/Capital One Cup, The FA Cup and The Premier League.

Old garage=the imbe.cilic phool's home.
@A-40,
My bad. I thought you were referring to the score being nil-all.
Old Garage = the scene of your mother and sisters' brutal molestation and gruesome murder!

Oloriburuku, omo iya aje.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitlad: 12:10pm On Aug 28, 2013
StarBoard: Dude are you sure you know what you're saying?
I hope this post is not in a haste to mock United as you and your cohort dayokanu are always tempted to do. . .
Shut up! Chelsea shat on the memory of Sir Alex in his last home match at Old Garage!

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/premier-league/2012-2013/manchester-united-chelsea-515705.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 7:30pm On Aug 27, 2013
dayokanu: Why are bookmakers giving Bayern 1.67 and giving Chelsea 4.50?

Its not like the margin is that wide.

If I would stake I would put on Chelsea because that odd is insane for a match that should be close
Recipe for a fat payday! cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Create A Word Dat Ends Wit "Tion" by nitlad: 7:21am On Aug 27, 2013
Ablution
Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by nitlad: 7:21am On Aug 27, 2013
Alaska
Foreign Affairs › Re: Comments? Questions? Complaints? Talk To The Mod Here... by nitlad: 7:19am On Aug 27, 2013
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by nitlad: 7:18am On Aug 27, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 10:26pm On Aug 26, 2013
Mtschew.... Very drab match. angry
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by nitlad: 5:03pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foreign Affairs › Re: Comments? Questions? Complaints? Talk To The Mod Here... by nitlad: 5:01pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foreign Affairs › US Woman Turns Up Alive Two Weeks After Her Funeral by nitlad(op):
http://i.imgur.com/r4gstK1.png

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02652/sharolyn-jackson_2652197e.jpg
The Sharolyn Jackson photo shown in the TV report

A Philadelphia woman has turned up alive nearly two weeks after her family held a funeral and burial.

KYW-TV reports that 50-year-old
Sharolyn Jackson showed up at a
mental health facility last Friday.

A body found on July 20 on a
Philadelphia street had been identified as Ms Jackson. A spokesman for the Philadelphia Health Department says Ms Jackson's son and a social worker who knows her viewed pictures of the body and identified it as being hers.

Services for Ms Jackson were held on August 3.

The now-buried body will be
exhumed in hopes of correctly
identifying the remains.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10263238/US-woman-turns-up-alive-two-weeks-after-her-funeral.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 12:15pm On Aug 26, 2013
Let these ninjas go out and destroy Manure tonight:

------------Cech-------------
-Ivan--Cahill-Terry-A.Cole-
------Ramires--Essien-------
---Schurrle-Mata-Hazard---
------------Lukaku------------


Who do you guys prefer gets the nod?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by nitlad: 11:10am On Aug 26, 2013
debosky: Nitlad should be banned for using such insulting language.
Mi o gbo ri.... Why not have my IP blocked? undecided

Ban ko, Bernard ni tongue cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by nitlad: 9:59am On Aug 26, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 9:39pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=A-40]This penalty matter is getting out of hand! With the number of technically sound players we have I'm at a loss as to how bad we've become at taking penalties! Do we have to bring back Effenberg for goodness sake?

Gotze looked a bit match rusty which is expected but the quality was there!

Pep's substitutions where on point though the team is still lacking rhythm right now and we are getting by on the back of individual performances atm. Robben is playing out of his mind its like he feels he has a point to prove[/quote]How can you say this when DayoOponu, the kook that lords over you cheap herb smoking nincompoops here already said otherwise?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 9:34pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Of course you be "ika" you are an ika to your momma wey you don
repeatedly sodomize! Didn't you sire your siblings? Were you not sired by your grandfather? After doing my due diligence on you I discovered that you are an inbred hillbilly and you come from a long line of abomination no wonder your entire family tree suffer from every mental challenge known to man

The only obvious thing is that your mother should have swallowed that seed that brought an unfortunate noob like you to the world[/quote]Hehehehe.... This never-do-well is still alive?

Sikiru the ässlicker, why are you making your already miserable life more tortuous for yourself? One would think you would be smart enough to spot and embrace the olive branch of euthanasia I offered you, but no, you are too busy with your primary äss-licking job to spot it.

Now the throes of dying the Nitlad way which I shall make you go through, will be fun for me. Your choice, not mine.

Whooa! It seems the dumb just got dumber! A-40 asks nitlad if he is under the influence of drugs nitlad with his only functional but diseased braincell phoolishly assumes that this means A-40 uses drugs. I'm sure you also watch Burn Notice and think youare a covert op or watch Suits and think you are a Lawyer.

You are the walking and breathing reason why inbreeding is frowned upon! No wonder your kin was banished from civilization. Do the world a favor today grab an RPG and massacre your entire lineage then do the necessary and end your pathetic existence as well
Give up already you foöl. You keep plunging new depths of idiöcy, making mockery of your sorry self with your every attempt to evade who you are, a drug addict. Why are you trying so hard to explain yourself to me? I be like NDLEA for you eye? grin Would it kill you to admit being a drughead? You need to 'come out' really, that's the first step towards rehabilatation, Sikiru the druggie. grin

The saving grace for your family at the moment is the fact that they serve as fück buddies for my dogs (they are not totally useless afterall cheesy ) if not, I go don carry them do shooting practise tey tey. I assure you, your momma's fate shall be their lot too - cos one after the other, the dogs would rapë them all to death!

Trying hard with a mentally challenged wimp like you? Binsh please! If sonning you was a sport then I'm Vettel,Brady,Jordan,Bolt,LeBron This isn't the first time I have sent you running for the hills and it won't be the last Paramedics are still excavating your posterior and trying to bring my size 48 out of that se-men infested black hole you phucking maricon!
Upping the ante was supposed the bring out the best in you nah Sikiru, but you continue spewing the same tripe over and over again.

I upped the ante but you fell short. The same way your father consistently fell short of providing 1 'meal' of garri and epa for his plagued family once a week. Even after using about 13 of your innumerable sibs for oogun owo, he is still miserable. He is the original oloriburuku. He's so much of an oloriburuku that even if Apple's stash of cash were to be expended on him, he'd still be miserable.

Looool the cursed product of bestiality is trying to save face! Are you not the halfwit that doesn't even know what a miscarriage means? When I'm through with you you would ingest ricin! And your aforementioned rottweilers would r@pe and defile your malignant corpse but that would not be before they mete the same treatment to the hypochondriac, schizophrenic jizzwallet you call mom

This cross-dressing drag queen has swallowed so much se-men he is bereft of any common sense!
Robben's goal was legit! If you don't like it you can signify your grief by fellating on a herd of wildebeests
This is quite rich coming from a product of incëstuos inbreeding like yourself. Sadly, the mistake you are making is that, I'm not the one you should be trying this hard to impress with your Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe obsession, that should be reserved for your oga, Dayo. What you should however be doing is begging me for mercy, cos I am your Lord and Executioner. Just for the pricless fun of watching you wail in excruciating pain, I will stab your eyes, peel off two pounds of flesh from your tighs, force your feet up your rectum and have you gag on a diseased donkey's dong. I am heartless. cool So get your priorities in order, Sikiru.

Lol, the abominable sod think say na by agidi and egungun ori. Nitlad is above all that, you witless gouted pig.

What's with your obsession with sëmen though. The only explanation would be your mum usually and forcefully emptied in your mouth the sëmen from the many used condoms of her customers after dem don knack am akpako. You have these semën lodged in the area your brain should be occupying, hence your fixation with it, you disgusting pud-whack.

But neither Man U nor Chelsea can
count themselves among them you sodomite! Only a petty loser like you would hold on to such losses when the said team came back to win the tournament the very next year! We have moved on and are the best team in Europe as we speak! Suck on that douchegoblin!
Only that there are teams with more returns from Europe you pudsucking crotchstain!

However, Bayansh hold the uneviable record for loosing two CL finals in the final 3 mins. grin

And that is where your mother comes in. She is a record holder in her own right. She holds the record for the most penentrated püssy ever! What a chippie.

That's why she's called the 'Go-to Hag' cheesy If anybody wan make sure say their dog can get it up, your momma was the point of call. She bin dey help dog breeders fellatë their male animals in readiness for copulatiön.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 8:05pm On Aug 23, 2013
dayokanu: Ichiro stays slaying nitlad all day night, weekday and weekends
This is to be expected... Na so you go buoy the ninny on even in the face of certain death. grin

I know you are tired and fed up of the shame that goes pari-passu with him.

Don't worry though, your boy Mr. Sikiru's end has come. His sudden untimely demise will be as a result of something horrible I go do to am.

A 4 abirun, woke ki o wole, oni lori aye mo. Emi Ika.




Damn, I'm on a roll.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 7:54pm On Aug 23, 2013
[quote author=A-40]This nimrod doesn't know when to simply STFU and walk away! Why do you always have to wait till I force feed you your own fecal matter before you get the memo? This isn't the first time and I would gladly do it again with a coke and a smile on my face[/quote]Hahahahahaha grin grin

That has gotta hurt. grin Emi Ika cool

Why are you hyperventilating? I merely stated the obvious nah grin
Everyone and their dog is aware of the way you shamelessly feast on Dayo's dirty behind. I'm sorry, you can't drop the tag now - ässlicker.

Someone has to save this halfwit from himself! Only a basic m0ron like you can assume that asking if you are under the influence of hard drugs means admittance to usage as well it takes a special kind of "idi0t" to pull that one off
Your tepid attempt to exonorate yourself keeps roping you up the more. Only never-do-wells of your ilk have aliases for their favourite herbs, Mr Sikiru. You are a chronic drug abuser. Koyami lenu though, cos na the things wen born u na dem una resemble. Both the nonentities that brought about your unfortunate birth were rabid users themselves.

You are the major reason why one-night-stands should be outlawed! You epitomise shame and misfortune.

You are a disgrace to the person who sired you! Are you schitz? Maybe you suffer from Tourette's or something cos you are hardly making sense! Simple analogy is too complex for the shitstain to understand

Your brains must run on wet firewood
Lmao... Damn simp, you trying so hard.

If you like punch your key board with the energy you use in boinking your mother's vaginä, it still won't stop me from plastering your face with eggs and make you walk the long walk of shame as it is my favourite pass time. cheesy

You shall continue to be a source of a shame and scorn to your cursed lineage. Oloriburuku omo iya aje.

And you must have been fed the feces of a pig suffering swine flu you rabid rectal enthusiast

Only a savage raised among swines would opine that Robben's goal was not legit and deduce that the ref did not balance out his initial error if we can even call it that.

If you are to assume that the goal shoulda stood who is to say Bayern could not have responded with a goal or two to win the game? Or are you Cleo the psychic?
You are a foöl...... The only time you make any semblance of sense is when you have your cöck buried deep in your momma's cünt. Unfortunately, I had my rottweilers take turns to rapë your mother to death a couple of days ago, so we gon' have to try and live with your stupendous idiocy, till you are euthanized yourself!

There would not have been the need to cancel out any error if Meier's goal had stood. Do I have to open up your skull to get this in?

Only that those two clubs combined have won less UCL's than Bayern Munich! What a disgrace

Come and show your superiority when the UCL badge on your short sleeves has a trophy with #5 in it
There are clubs with more CL trophies. Only one club -Bayansh- looses CL finals in the last 3 mins or less. That has happened twice now, with one of those in their own backyard. There is no disgrace greater than this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 6:49pm On Aug 23, 2013
dayokanu: -------Neuer

-Lahm--Ivanovic--Boateng--Alaba

-----Martinez--Schweini

-Robben--Mata---Ribery

------Mandzukic

Bayern 9 Chelsea 2

I can take Cahill over Boateng but not Luiz nor Terry. Then Hazard vs Robben is close. But I go with Robben because he is more clinical and more explosive
Neuer out for Cech

Boateng out for Luiz/Cahill

Alaba out for A. Cole

And then Robben out for Hazard

Still 6 - 5 in Chelsea's favour.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 6:43pm On Aug 23, 2013
coogar: all this talk about chelsea and bayern is tiring - i want to open another argument, how many bayern players would walk into the chelsea team?

coogar's team...

----------------cech---------------
-lahm--ivanovic--terry--cashley-
------martinez----schweini------
--ribery------mata-----hazard--
------------mandzukic------------

chelsea 6-5 bayern.
Spot on! I couldn't agree more...

I'm not so sure about Terry though. Cahill? Luiz? Doesn't matter, would still be a Chelsea player replacing him, if need be.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2013
coogar: sort your quotes and get your befitting rejoinder.....
Ain't nobody got time for that. undecided

Sort your browser and do what you have to do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 2:58pm On Aug 23, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Pharmacists know more about drugs than the average person that must make them drugheads too right Captain Simpleton?[/quote]You see the reason why people think you don't have a mind of your own? You are a carcass without the knowledge of Dayokanu to bank on, even outside footballing matters, you cannot hold your own.

How can you equal you listing your favourite cheap herbs to the relationship between pharmacists and drugs? Are you not aware that both can easily pass as metonym for each other. They go pari-passu.

So you would actually be surprised should a pharmacist list the names of 20 drugs at a go?
How does one even begin to reconcile that with the cheap herbs you were listing?

Question now would be, are you a pharmacist? No - you are a street urchin, who picks pockets to buy your favourite "sikiru". grin You are a notorious user!

Stop the bloodclot crying! Only your severe astigmatism would allow you claim the goal was offside! A clean goal for Bayern was chalked off so that meant we were even!! Claiming Frankfurt could have gone on to get the winner and Robben would not have scored puts the I in idi0tic! As there is every possibility that the ref coulda also allowed Robben's goal to stand
You must have been forced to eat your own placenta, hence why you keep ptyalising shït.

The crux of the matter is, Meier's goal came before Robben's phantom goal. Only an idiöt will argue that the passage of play would exactly have been the same precipitating Robben's offside goal had Meier's earlier legitimate goal stood.

But you said the EPL was vastly superior yet the Bundesliga was a perfect 3-0 over them last season! Can you now see your folly? After being shown up the maga goes on to bring events of two seasons before even including the Arsenal that we knocked out!

Where were you when Bayern invaded London to reclaim their rightful trophy that was stolen from them?? Ohh I remember you losers couldn't even make it past the first round! What a disgrace
Mr Sikiru grin did German and English clubs start facing off last year?

Clubs from both countries have twice met at club football's grandest stage in the past 15 years, we both know who came out tops. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2013
coogar: someone should please tutor nitlad on how to quote posts appropriately. monday is not here and the chelsea fans here are twitching nerves. jeeez!!!!
It was deliberate. You might wanna change you browser if it's not rendering the page crisply for you. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad:
coogar: you have a much better bargaining power as the champions of england.

coogar:
obviously, i was only pulling y'all legs.....lighten up, bro. monday is not here and you are already twitching like a computer glitch.
Okay...

every player commits errors on the pitch - the key is don't ever get caught committing errors in high-profile games that swing the title.
Isun tere tere ni n d'ibu

Every game is important - aside friendlies. They are all a means to an end, which is winning laurels. Every fück up is capable of ruining a campaign's objectives. The fück up could be at any stage of the season, and might ultimately be enough to surrender the initiative and put your rivals at vantage point from which you may never recover.

Ferdinand's stinker of a game against Everton cost Manure the title in 2012. So did Ivanavic's cost Chelsea the League Cup against Swansea.

You don't have to score an own goal with the last kick of a deadlocked match in a 'deciding game' before you can cost your team major success. Every game is a decider!

that's not true - torres had become the 3rd best player in the world before this particular incident. torres scored 33 goals for liverpool the previous season. his price-tag had skyrocketed before vidic got cleaned out by nando.
The Vibitch owning went a long way to show then that even against The Great Khali, Torres would have his way. That added another £20 million to his already 'skyrocketed price-tag'. grin

the difference is - united still won the title that season and vidic's error was quickly forgotten. with luiz, his error was the reason chelsea lost the title in 2011.
Luiz error or not, the title was Manure's to loose at that stage of the season.

has anyone blamed terry again for the red card he foolishly copped at the nou camp? chelsea went on to win the tie & they even won the CL in the end - terry even lifted the cup...

had chelsea lost to barca that night, terry's contract would have been torn and he would have probably been sold to QPR.....smart players know how to pick the games they can screw up.
Going by your analogy, Terry should not even be alive by 2012. If he had been fed to the wolves for that unforgiveable brain-fart at the Luzhniki in 2008, as you would have everyone that commits an error in a big game, how would he have been alive to put a knife through the back of Sanchez with a zillion people watching? cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by nitlad: 8:35am On Aug 23, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Clear offside? Did you pop mollies this night? Abi na sikiru you light?[/quote]Drughead oshi... Reeling out the names of the cheap herbs you abuse eh? cheesy grin

Robben was level with the last Frankfurt man! The replay was shown from many angles and no angle showed Robben clearly offside! The trained observer would deduce that the ref was only trying to placate Frankfurt for their goal
Placate ko, eradicate ni.
Robben was offside, it's not even debatable. Had Meier's legitimate goal stood, it definitely would have altered the course of the game. Frankfurt could have gone on to get the winner, and Robben would not have scored the fraudulent goal you keep yapping about.



Superior league indeed!! The same league that Dortmund massacred their Champions (Man City) Schalke destroyed Arsenal and Bayern also sent Arsenal packing in one season!!

Last season the Bundesliga was 3-0 against all English opposition

You need to reduce your visits to that onigba joint for your area
Did Arsenal not make Dortmund experience the perilous times as Champions of Germany?
Did Arsenal not humiliate the Champions-elect of Germany?
Did Chelsea not bring Bayansh down to earth in their biggest game of the decade in their own stadium?

I reiterate, ordinary Arsenal will raze down each and every team in Germany.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 7:49am On Aug 23, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 7:49am On Aug 23, 2013
coogar: i am sure david luiz could be directly linked to the fact that chelsea lost battersea power station. all he had to do was prevent hernandez from scoring & chelsea could have won the league that year......as champions of england, chelsea could have had more bargaining power to secure battersea power station
I believe you are just trolling, innit?

but luiz let hernandez räpe him to score in the first minute of the biggest game that season.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwac8zYOe1qa756q.gif

ancelloti was so pissed, he took him off @ halftime...

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwahfe1Py1qa756q.gif
So this is enough reason to blame Luiz for every goal Chelsea concedes?

Vidic is one of the major reasons the waste-pipe FernanDUD Torres cost £50 million.

https://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/torresfivefinger.gif

Should he also be blamed for all the goals Manure concedes because Torres consistently plastered his face with eggs? cheesy grin

[img]http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PA-7002552-800x648.jpg[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 11:26pm On Aug 22, 2013
coogar: you better listen to ibime.....he thinks luiz is irresponsible and i share his opinion. he's better as a midfielder than a defender. hernandez became a legend in this league for the act of sodomy he committed against david luiz!
Abegi make we hear word o jare.
Ibime is chatting nonsense. Blaming Luiz for Chelsea's defensive woes, conveniently ignoring other important factors like the ones Nateevs stated above. I'm sure Ibime also thinks Luiz scuppered Chelsea's chances of landing Battersea Power Station. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nitlad: 10:50pm On Aug 22, 2013
coogar: i hope nitlad is reading this. cheesy grin cheesy grin
Shut up. Nor be una fault nah... Na dat epileptic Gary Neville put word for una mouth. Olosi.

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