₦airaland Forum

^^^I choose to ignore you, you are a baby warlord. Just discovered that. We are not in the same league.

EUROBOMBER: Take a trip to the East and see for yourself what we are doing there. I love my state so very much!!!!!

Hehehehehe, mumu, if what you are saying is the truth, then swear! Infact, say after me, 'I omo-nna, is saying the quoted statement with all my heart, and if not, let Fashola locate me wherever I am in lagos and deport me'. Cest fini!
So, do that and I tell you, you are free.

EUROBOMBER: When will you relocate to your village in Ekiti

Whaoh! I love Ekiti, but, lemme ask you this, do you even like(love is too big to be used here) your state? Cos you people prefer to run away from ya zone since you know that something good can never come out of that place. Sorryyyyyyy!

EUROBOMBER: Shut up! If you do pass yourself, we send you all to cotonou. Period!

What is wrong with this one? Oh sorry! Just figured it out that you are that nigga that is from the most barren land in west africa. Sorry.

Btw, Please, do this exercise, Go to your village and plant just vegetable on that una red soil, and let's see the outcome, Bomboclat!

LADY OF RAGE: Jonathan over to you! This is time to show Nigerians that you ain't dumb! Act fast before it's too late.

What did you just say/type? Please be informed that we are deporting more.

oxford: this should kindly be moved to joke session.

Yoruba people dey bath? Water even dey lagos.

All the agbero for lagos get work or how are they useful

lagos slums get address?

Abeg make i hear word

Oga, pack ya load and go to your village before u are deported. The only saving grace is to abide by the rules, do those things suggested here or disappear! Get your infested bum bum out of SW, don't even try to relocate to another SW state, cos we will find you and we will deport you to your barren/infertile land.
A word is enough..............

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]This is the time Yorubas need to wake up.

Stop being docile and "sophisticated".

You are not too "sophisticated" to protect your image.

Ibos should not be handed monopoly over tribalism.

When Ibo almajiris point at you and call your land poverty-stricken, who will correct them?

When they devalue your land, home, family, sons, daughter, who will speak out?

You need to wake up.....

There's a private Ibo forum where Yorubas are discussed daily, basically on how to destroy their image on NL, yet you sit there and keep quiet because you're too sophisticated.

Wake up.[/quote]For real, no time to play cards with anyone at this moment, they are bunch of eeeeediots, I don talk am, anywhere I get to, I will make sure they feel how tough a yoruba man is, especially, when he being pushed to the wall, I hate bigotry and tribalism, but it seems the more I hold my peace, the more they get away with those things done, threads are to be created, threads that will expose the Igbos and their fake lives, threads that when Igbo, Ibo, Igbo, etc are typed on any search engine, their greediness and useless nature is revealed to the whole world. It starts NOW and not LATER. Enough is enough!

Oga Dayo, I see you, ogbomoso a gbe wa o, sincerely, we have neglected the old path as well as dissapointed our babas, our nice gestures and hospitality has brought us to this level, imagine an Igbo mod terrorizing yorubas on a yoruba forum, too bad! At times, I feel we like selling our rights and what have we to strangers, we don't always check the future effects. No more joking with those guys again, they started this and WE will finish it.

Whoever cares, let him listen, this issue of tribalism on nairaland has come to stay, we are just starting. I have joined the wagon, cos I can't be looking on with this full abuse of yorubas by the ibos.

Dis Guy: lool ^^

i will look for it and post it 2moro

Bros, you are not nice oh!

[quote author=Nairaland=info]@nitro
Thankz 4 ur reply & kongratz once again on ur qualification.
I have an IFRS material but don't have Innocent's book (heard group a/c was treated well) yet.
I don't know abt FAMz (tell me importance of the book), also is he the guy they call Robert @wyse?
I'm takin ur advice on readin the pack for aaa & i.t.

@nitro, how do you think i can undastand the ifrs when i don't know nothin abt group a/c (consolidation b/s & p & l, etc)
@nitro ova 2 u[/quote]FAMs will help you out in terms of other shitties aside group accounts(e.g contract acct, branch a/c etc), while that innocent book will take you thru group acct step by step, your IFRS material should be self explantory, so just go thru it when you want to.

Maybe you get someone to explain that group accts to you, cos you might get to a point where you may nt comprehend anymore (I may be wrong if you are the genious type sha, cos I went thru all myself).

Will advise you to start with FAMS first, then Group acct, chip in IFRS when ever you wanna refresh ya brain. START NOW!

PS. The group acct textbook is based on SAS, so just use ya IFRS material to get the corresponding IAS and apply. E.g SAS 27 and IAS 27 (not sure). Trust me, the standards resemble themselves. Your FA pack too is equally important.(Very)

Rooney Saga:

Moyes: why do you want to leave?
Rooney: oh! You know already, I want to play alongside Vpersie, look for ya midfielder.
Moyes: but you have been quite cool in different positions all this while. Fergie confirmed that.
Rooney: pls leave fergie out of this, my respect for him is gone!
Moyes: okay, what's up now?
Rooney: bring in a good midfielder (DM or CM), so I will play in the mid at my own volition in a game.
Moyes: okay will work on that, will fabregas do?
Rooney: oh! Very well, make it snappy, so I know my fate and take some necessary decisions.
Moyes: Okay, at all cost, I must bring him to OT.
Rooney: better do, you knw the fans and supporters don't like me anymore, I can only reverse that by pairing with Vpersie and scoring wonderful goals or betterstill, I leave OT
Moyes: you knw most wouldn't want the latter to happen, so we ensure that the former work out. Btw, sorry for the press statement made the other day, never did want to.

My thoughts o, that is why DM is keen on getting fabregas, even at an exorbitant amount and perhaps bringing down united's image with his persistence.

[quote author=Nairaland=info]I sent u nl-email but i haven't gotten ur reply.
I want u to brief me on how to tackle FA since IFRS have changed somethings...its as though some textbks are currently getting outdated xcept they bring a new edition out this year or next year. Can u recommend an FA-TEXTBOOK (nigerian) that has CURRENTLY effected IFRS changes in them i.e. in all its accounting TOPICS.

If u want we can discuss via email-nairalandinfo@yahoo.co.uk
N.b. I'm not talking of ifrs-textbk. I'm talking of an FA textbk with changes to ifrs in it[/quote]Hi, don't think there is any nigerian FA textbook that incoporates IFRS, just get your FAMS 1&2, Innocent for group accounts and IFRS material. Read the IFRS wrt the syllabus, while reading ya group account textbook, notice the changes in terms and arrangements of accounts (format) that has taken place, e.g non-controlling interest for minority interest, etc, in your accounts (annual report), there is statement of position instead of balance sheet, statement of profit and loss/comprehensive income, etc. Nothing much, just make sure you brush through ya IFRS material (according to ya syllabus) and you are good to go.

I will send a very good IFRS material to you, I used it for both PE 1 and 2.

All the best.

Tolexander: all these just because a free kick broke his metacarpals?

This is how they use to spoil children in Europe.
The next thing, he may decide wanting to collect a higher gift and very longer holiday and go on to set his neck to CR7's free kick to have a broken neck.[/b]

You dey craze! Wetin concern you? Or e dey pain you say the boy collect signed ronaldo jersey? Oga park well o.

Just joking, but no 'bad belle' the small boy o.

ALTRUTH: Invite MOP ole soyinka to roforofo wit u, he's vry gud at dat . Hahahahahaha

I never knew you are a student of Otu-oke, I never knew that you are one of those suckers that ASUU has made idle, sorry for engaging you yesterday, cos I don't do unreasonable Civil war and ASUU victims, not forgetting to include those that can dirts can never be taken out of their lives. Once again, SORRY!

Di Chappelle: Recently i heard about MBA degree, my folks says having MBA degree will make me a business mogul but i didnt re

Business mogul like Dangote or Adenuga?

akpomeme: Madness has really caught up with sons of the mad old professor. You all lack the grace you seek to associate with MOP.

Please, retire to the hut that your mistress gave to you and stop this nonsense. Don't forget to collect your pay-check from her for the job well done. Keep it beside you and plan on the peanut.

WildChild00: lol see wat you are posting, have u forgotten so soon that, it was a combined team of federal soliders that was fighting one region of the country @ as den, on like now wen everybody eyes don tear open, you people frm the South-west will be shoked if anything like dis happens again, SS,SE etc will join forces, ordinary police una dey fear, only Tompolo and boys will level the whole of u people.

But, how come 3 million people were destroyed by one person?

Sleep over the question sir.

Wait! These are their grown-ups that will fight for them abi? Believe me, they have weak bones as a result of childhood malnutrition. I can even see ALLTRUTH among these weaklings.

Ps. Please, don't bring more of those pictures again o, e don do. I beg you.

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