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ubunja:
find a way to empty your head and we will talk

ubunja:
stupid gals releave stress. they never take anything serious. after a hard day at work i need to chill. and listening to her useless chatter is so relaxing. nothing is ever serious with her.just fun stuff.
stupid gals are never moody and they are easy to please.
i have enough intelligence for the two of us
and she will have enough sexiness for the two of us
win win

ubunja:
if women can have a list that a man must satisfy, then allow a n!ggar to have his own list too
isnt that what 50/50 means
and my list for my ideal woman:
1.be very tall
2.be pretty
3.be stupid
4.have zero kids
5.be under 22

Arabiandude:
Her dad comes from Edo state, that's what matters to me

Arabiandude:
My pretty sis.
Just like other babes from my tribe

Bullhari007:
gben gben gben ... Auntie Juliet you are in for it, the Yellowbar demon is there for your money ... they are career killers , don't cry us river when he swindle you and use the money to buy ewedu and Amala for his friends and uses the rest to stage owambe for his long forgotten ancestors

Spaxon:
Thanks . When will ur loading reach 100%.

Spaxon:
code red Code red. Code red
VILLAGE PEOPLE I REPEAT VILLAGE PEOPLE

ALL UNITS STANDBY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SHOOT ANY VILLAGER AT CLOSE RANGE

muller101:
By default . They are programmed in a way that all they could offer a guy is sex. Look at a woman closely all u will see is error codes popping out all over her.

Homeboiy:
Why should a woman cheat in the first place?

IamRaizo:
Cheating is something I can't forgive. I know ladies these days can't withstand temptation which is very saddening and hurtful, you met that guy and fell in love with him and you totally knew what you're getting into and made a lot of promises. How do you want him to feel if you tell him out of guilt, he catches you red handed or he was told by your friend that you cheated on him.... You know what goes through his mind that moment? Much anger and rage, indescribable sadness and the picture of how the bastard that played your small brain bleeped and enjoyed you while he was busy toiling and working his muscles out just so you don't look down on him and remain happy....

He just feels like disappearing, feels like he's dreaming because he has so much respect and trust towards you, he saw the future with you, he could even vow with his life that you'd never bring him such pain but yet, yet you go behind him, forgetting all the promises you made to him, all the good times you had together, all he's done for you, then sleep with that stranger or friend...Yet you return to him and look him in the eyes and say I love you.


THINK before you break that fragile heart.

biacan:
Nah he haven't been to imo yet

biacan:
Guess he has not tried igbo girls

PierreDeFermath:
and the funniest thing is that Kcee is the one that was rich before when E-money was poor,E-money couldn't afford his own wedding,Kcee sponsored it,E-money couldn't afford transport fare back to Lagos for himself and his wife after his traditional wedding in the village and K-cee gave him 10k for transport,he went back to Lagos with his wife and became a billionaire

DanseMacabre:
If it's not photoshopped, then it's obviously not in the Southwest, for apparent reasons, but it makes for good comic relief.

mhisterdreezy:
do u have such shape

AlexCk:
Hehehehe,
It's funny, yea??

Shît happens my dear

AlexCk:
Oh, okies,
Which of the post?
Are u still curious??

sukkot:
awwww this likkle davido groupie is hurt that i spoke bad about her idol. her idol who dont even know that she exists. you are a loser. go and idolize your parents you olosho groupie

Raph01:
Congratulations!

Check my signature ASAP. I bet u'll love it.

sukkot:
i kinda feel sorry for the tagbo guy though. he looks like a lost soul who just wanted to belong. he wanted to be accepted. and that was his downfall. he let a 24 year old degenerate let him drink himself to death. but hard to believe that at 35 you havent developed your own solid backbone and gotten over the desire to be accepted and the want to belong. its truly a sad case. looking at his face he looked like a lost unhappy soul in turmoil .

AlexCk:
Ma'am??,
Got ur msg, couldn't mail back.

AlexCk:
Ma'am??,
Got ur msg, couldn't mail back.

Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

EVILFOREST:
It's a SIN to be Ugly in Igbo land