₦airaland Forum

misscareer:

Like seriously,all guys are really after sex...

They are and itz really disappointing. Truly,these are the last days...

awillabo:
Guy go get a life..

Poverty dey worry you....

London.??

I laugh in swahili

Unlike apelex if u Bleep with me I will post those pics here.......

Who u won deceive for here.

Bless you my bro. I thought I was the only one who could see through his 'obviously' childish and senseless lies. That guy must be joker no 1.

PoliticalThuG:
I live in London presently and i am considering coming home to get a nigeria lady for a wife.

But the only set-back i have now is some stories i read on nairaland, how nigerian ladies dnt make good wives, how nigerian ladies cheat, how nigerian ladies love money too much, how nigerian ladies are dirty, how nigerian ladies have smelling and rotten possey, how nigerian ladies bla bla bla bla..

All these stories are getting me scared, please can i ever get a good lady from nigeria to marry?

Lol,y'all believe this mumu is really in London Even from his moniker #politicalThug,you guys will know he is just one unserious Nigerian guy creating senseless and time wasting threads.

SAINTSAMURAII:
NONSENSE

Hey,how come you haven't answered my question on the prophecy I asked you for? Still waiting o...

olac21:
Well,anyone would have cheated on you going by your look!baby,pardon me-you look F**gly!

Dude datz jst harsh u knw

jonaifame22:
As for me I like to sniff dirty female pants

Weirdo

Sunglow:
They are weak Men.

One word for u,muuumuuuu. Smh for u

gmyguy:
at least, if they can't do 419, kill their family for money, or be the best cocaine pushers, they are still good at something, follow your biafra ppl back to ur hometown and leave the demon states if u r so bothered about the men

Exactly pls tel dem to leave d demon states for us to evn see air breathe. Dey re evn chokin sumone sef...

goingape:
who is edible catering and why is that ugly witch called tiwa on edible catering.

someone enlighten me here?

u seem lost. Maybe if u reconstruct ur words in a sensible manner,sumone dat doesnt rily care myt actually give u d ans u seek

amoduganja:
Why is it that men from a particular tribe is notorious for getting even with a woman by publicly saying she has slept with many men, an accusation that cannot even be verified. Wiz did it and now Tee has towed the same path. It is disgusting for a man to refer to a woman as ''smelly pu**y''. False 'Kiss and tell' declaration is part of their culture too, FFK comes to mind.
These guys should stop disgracing men for God's sake. They should find other ways to deal with their insecurity and complex!

No wonder they have the loudest mouth and least action.

I shld advice u,watever ur name is. Instead of claiming Yoruba men are this and dat,hw abt u ppl focus on hw to develop ur tribe and ur lives nd stop bugging abt us.

ireneony:
yoruba men are big flirt

Nawa ooo

No wonder those stories are true

My dear,every tribe cheats stop stereotyping. We love our Yoruba men like dat nd want to marry dem
















#proudlyYoruba

GoldenJAT:
I do like this... foolish post, na foolish answer e go get

Lol . Exactly wat is on my mind.

layla129:
Lool...such sneaky bastards

Yh...buh we re getting smarter

layla129:
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my room

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.


Add yours. TGIF!!!!

Lmao . Dat num four gat me cracking,' it wld be an honour to sleep wiv u',smh,guyz!!!

2BB4CB3E:
What's my business with "what you find attractive in a guy" smh

Well it shld be ur biz. Who knws,wiv a better stature u myt evn have a 'top ten' nd nt a 'top five' like u sed,lol,smh. U claiming dat girl falls among ur top 5 girlfriends is obviously a big lie cuz u dnt gat wat it takes at all,I mean luk @ u . Also u lack respect for ladies,which is bad cuz u came outta one.












Only God knws who evn get yansh pass btw u nd d girl

2BB4CB3E:
Since this is what is trending! What the hell! But because I have class yall ain't gonna see my face or hers! She is not my everything but she is up there among the top 5 girlfriends in my life

Tank God for d girl in d pic,she rily upgraded u a lot. If nt for her,see hw u be wiv dat ur big,bloated tummy(thumbs down). Such a turnoff for a guy. Go hit d gym.

Lol,yorubas re dis yorubas re dat . I wld pick d tribe over anyoda tribe in dis country anytime anyday. M so so proud to be one,at least we sha dont eat human flesh.Nd op if u talkin abt cleanliness nd beauty,u go to d south south areas of nigeria nt d south east,plssss. South east is generally local nd backward evn their states,datz why dey no won go back home,dem plenty here for lag. Dey re also backward educationally nd morally,esp morally(talkin frm experience).
Bdw op u re a failure as a guy for creating dis thread.

Not at all,buh I bet u knw dat already [color=#770077][/color][b][/b]

Jadekitana:
A friend was chatting me up last night that he has been dating this lady for 2years now yet nothing has happened she keeps saying he should wait. The worst thing she invited him to Abuja last weekend for a wedding, after which he checked into a hotel with her. She slept with her pant and bra yet didn't allow my friend to touch her when he tried to, she threatened to leave the room for him! That's how he came to lagos empty. She would be 26 this year and has refused to have sex.

By the way i'v been tripping for this my friend for a year now,he threw me to the friend zone and keeps running to Abuja to meet madam Virgin who is busy hoarding her c.unt like it's made of gold. Some guys would just blatantly ignore the green light and be chasing what's not chasing them and yes i'm a Hater

Dont be such a hater. D guy is prob in luv [/color][color=#006600]